I'd rather be on the poop cruise literally right now than have the hantavirus cruise even exist

Thank god people are remembering what a shit president (and shit person) Ronald Reagan was www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5eI...

Happy Patriots Day, Massachusetts! 💙💛 Runners from around the world are here for the Boston Marathon, but today, they’re all part of something uniquely ours. However you got here, whatever your reason—good luck. See you at the finish line 👟🏁

Today is like the Crusades Part II except TPTB have forgotten that we were the bad guys

Well I guess we're soon to find out for real whether Iran has nukes.

When will quantum computing finally show AI who's boss?? I'm getting impatient waiting for this.

Take the kids out for a snow day It will be fun

I will never not be amazed that Logan thinks he's basically immortal in a show called Succession.

I think we have found our weapon of choice I can't wait for Judge Jeanine to tell us all how dangerous this is

God bless the 15 cups of coffee I drink each day. (Well, that's probably bad for other reasons, but you know what I mean) www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

I'm telling you, AI slop (as omnipresent as it seems) has NOTHING on quantum computing, which is already opening up some weird rifts in space and time on a molecular level. Just wait.

Damn proud of Minnesota.

Winter emergencies hit disabled people hardest. Let’s prepare together and keep our communities safe. Warming centers: 211 | Disability & Disaster Hotline: 800-626-4959

FUCK ICE THIS MUCH www.youtube.com/shorts/sDbL5...

What is this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLvl...

Hell yes!!! My dad was a Navy vet and he would be so proud to see Senator Kelly fight the good fight!

I'm a bit obsessed with the ancient Egyptian beliefs on the afterlife. You die, you undergo a journey, your heart is weighed, if it's light you're good, if it's heavy then you were a shit person, and the crocodile-headed goddess Ammit is ready to eat you. Trump, I hope you taste good to Ammit.

CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN

Saw a clip today of a teacher freaking out because a boy put his... body part that should be covered by a fig leaf inside a communal bottle of milk. Why? Who knows. But every time I think I feel the maximum amount bad for teachers, something like this happens and breaks my mind.

I never realized that 'execute' and 'executive' are basically the same word

Your mom and I are getting a divorce. We flipped a coin and you’ll be living with me. No, I lost

I don't know which is the better phrase of 2025: 'Won't someone think of the CEOs' or 'You did this to yourself'

Merry Christmas a bit early www.youtube.com/shorts/ci7aQ...

Just watched a video about Christmastime aboard an aircraft carrier. Made me think about my dad, who was a fighter pilot who flew F-14s for many years. Wishing everyone (through tears) a new year of fair winds and following seas 💙

If you can possibly afford it, it's never too late to support those in need in your area. Fellow MA resident like me? Check out helpfbms.org and www.apcsm.org, both of whom do excellent work to protect homeless people and animals who need care, respect, and love ♥️ #GivingTuesday #GiveEveryday

Every corporation on Earth right now: AI is here, it will work perfectly, and it's irreplaceable!! Quantum computing firms: Oh, sweet summer children. Hold my beer....

He is risen

What the hell is going on

This is excruciating. How can Kristi Noem be in chaps on horseback while simultaneously saluting capitalism?

A brain cleanser: 'Snowy Owls Prance Around In Their Fluffy Pants' www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq-i...

I see y'all and will remember you at every vote for the rest of my life apnews.com/article/gove...

I've been hearing people don't know how to cook dry beans from food banks. The trick is to get a BIG container, LOTS of water, and let them soak overnight. It will do most of the work for you, before you cook them (again, using LOTS of water). And do NOT eat raw kidney beans under any circumstances.

If President Trump wants to punish states for feeding hungry Americans, we’ll see him in court. We’re working with @massago.bsky.social to make sure everyone gets the benefits they’re owed. Trump should focus on reopening his government instead of fighting to take food away from families.

So the SNAP benefits. Of course there are people abusing the EBT program. But can we please remember: - Children - The elderly - The disabled - The working poor - People just like us who've fallen on hard times Cutting off their food benefits is evil. Food banks are empty. People will starve.

Oh boy, folks. If you're a landlord, and if the EBT system really does shut down in November (or longer), prepare yourselves now, because rightly or wrongly, the chance of receiving rent payments on time is slim.

Trump is building the BallRoom as a monument to himself, because he knows no one else will ever memorialize him. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

TFW your printer has said for 13 *months* that it was low on ink, but it only ran out literally right now. Thanks for the win, printer!

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Back to the Future arriving in the future day.

BREAKING: Journalists exited the Pentagon after refusing to agree to the Trump administration's new restrictions on access.

Bless you, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social, and the frog resistance, and the naked cyclists. Fuck ICE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5z...

When your cat follows you around the house with the slow speed of the monsters in It Follows, but also with the same determination 🙀

The anti-Tylenol freak and his parasite are insane www.youtube.com/shorts/mEeAd...

<< Should any party attempt to abolish social security and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again.... There is a tiny splinter group of course, that believes you can do these things.... Their number is negligible and they are stupid. >> - Dwight D. Eisenhower

The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US. The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.

You just know that the Tylenol corporation must've done something somewhere sometime to piss Trump off

i’m 70% “this is the bad place” and 30% “you chucklefucks are such goddamn crybabies that you can’t handle jokes from JIMMY KIMMEL?”

This falls under 'Yes, Virginia, there is still good in the world' and I'll take it ♥️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgOu...