dodgeball but every time a player gets knocked out the person who hit em has to do a 5 minute eulogy with dramatic lighting

sam hyde and conor o’malley are the same person from different timelines and eventually one will kill the other for dominance

bleach stains and blunts beautiful women not pictured life is beautiful never kill yourself 🖤

i love my wife

do u think if i ask peter thiel nicely he will delete me from existence

spotify wrapped but it’s for every social interaction qte you failed this year

2025 casual sex wrapped

while you were studying the blade i was being a little faggot

i need a fucking drink

the most punk thing you can rn is gain weight be happy and be a good neighbor

fat is for bruises muscles are for stitches this is optimal

spending my days dreaming of opening a low end laundromat/bar and grill… when will it be my turn to flourish….

why do queer women go insane for niche fragrances why is gasoline + mildew + graveyard making u act like that

i said what i said. and also no i didn’t

cartesian dualism is blight on the world, worst cognitohazard ever made. necromancing descartes so i can make HIS body keep the score

hot girls delete posts. yes i said something insane no i didnt mean it its fine dw about it

"mirror mirror made of plastic who's the grippiest in the psychiatric" she was so wise

"white latina swagger" you should be killed in the street

my pronouns are stupid/idiot

im a kaiba type lesbian thats why yugi's are all over me

I need a girl to get me pregnant. I don't care how, I just need it

i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable

need to hit the e brake and do something to get perma banned so i can go Walden mode for awhile before i am inevitably lured back online by the promise of a new more niche site

a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours

I hate every nfl team & fan

If you meet the Buddha on the road, mute her

breaking up with you because you don’t lay enough eggs

“yeah so my wife and i are trying for a baby actua-“ “BREEDER BREEDER BREEDER FILTHY BREEDER BREE-“

i call my wife king and she calls me daddy so you can tell we’re normal about gender

if i was a bovine girlie id wanna be milked from the back no offense 💯

god had 2 make killing urself a sin so that speedrunners would stop abusing respawn mechanics to insta warp 2 heaven

my domspos are Jack Bauer and SHODAN

i’m building a gun. it’ll be a glock 19 roughly equivalent in size to the moon and when it is finished i will blow a hole through the earth

coolest people on the site have already left. everyone else is saying incredibly stupid shit (me included). everywhere else is somehow worse. i think the internet just sucks now

absolutely cooked lmfao

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i will never forgive some people for the way they treated isabel fall

why are you french? 🤨

(Chef having sex) behind. Right here. Inside.

banned from drawing anime doggirls during art time because it’s “disruptive” and “isn’t a representation of your feelings” well what if i FEEL like a stupid little mutt huh what then smart guy

happy thankskilling!!! make sure to murder your family before 5 pm so you can maximize your black friday shopping experience!

“jesus! jesus please! save my dying mother” “ummm miracles are kind of a tier one sub exclusive thing so… you could use ur twitch prime if you have that but if not um… sowwy :/“

getting kicked out of the gooning academy for saying “ewwwww” way too many times

“ew, reading? no i vape my yuri like a normal person thank you”

rotating is for dorks and losers. i’m juxtaposing u w various concepts rn

i think there’s money to be made as a trans pornstar named Piss Angel, Grindfreak. u just integrate bad sleight of hand tricks and some liquid gold into the scenes and ur good to go

im having homemade biscotti with my coffee now. each morning i become a little more french and each night i cry myself to sleep about it