If you know Josephine Johnny, you my folks.

This year I didn’t clean the house from top to bottom and it didn’t worry me. The only things I cared about were the kitchen and mopping. That’s what I did. Everything else can wait until the 2nd.

Avoid the bookings tonight chat. You'll be in there til the 5th

A lotta hoes give me their number, I never call

Virgos, Libra men and the one Capricorn I know.

This reminds me; I need to go stir mine.

I hope he takes all her Christmas presents back.

On Saturday a lady called her husband from two aisles away to help me in an attempt to stop me from scaling a shelf at Kroger. Like wouldn’t you want your partner to help someone

Why these white men down to the juke joint with these masks on like Derry doesn’t have 2,000 people. Randy, we know that’s you!!

This would have me in the brig.

@themoonbeamz.bsky.social what’s Elfonzo up to?

@reereeison1.bsky.social I’ve been meaning to ask you about Marshmallow!

She asked me to include their favorite picture of themselves.

Im writing a book for daughter when she graduates. I asked her folks to share something they wish someone would’ve told them about being a grownup, something they want her to keep from them and their favorite book/song.

My daddy told me my money don’t spend when a man is around.

Watching this Magic City documentary and Gail Barney seems…..unlikable

Chile, let me get my little Design Essentials and Emergencia and gone on home.

One thing about Atlanta we do not care about where you from

This girl in the bss just announced she was from nyc and somebody yelled “bitch so the fuck what!” 😂

Not the beans an toast Blacks mad because 3000 didn’t perform.

Idlewild classic Black cinema and we don’t talk about it enough!

Some whites from Mississippi

Maaaaaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeee Stevie Wonder but I also don’t think he’d be hoarding a trillion dollars…

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Daylight savings time is whooping my ass!

I hate when folks tell kids “you too old to be trick or treating “.

I’ve been trying to do soft parenting with my Boomer parents. Shoutout to @supernovaparenting.org I yelled at my mama “I can’t buy a house for your grandchildren!!” I called my mama back and apologized for yelling but she only care about this imaginary house I can’t buy, not my yelling

The good of this album is overshadowed by Kweli harassing a Black woman for years on social media

Let me pull out my mourning neutrals and wide leg pleated trousers for Diane’s fune.

I really love being from the Souf.

@chaclo.blacksky.app I know you do your pushups in the morning but I did 8 3/4ths after the day. Do mine count?

Got a pot roast in the crockpot . Yes, my mama was on FT the whole time helping me because I was reading(and uninterested) while she tried to teach me how to cook.

5’1 but these hands 6’5

@lostcitymagic.bsky.social I really enjoy and appreciate your threads. I bet you would get a kick out of hearing my pronouncing Cherokee words in my southern accent.

Can still freak one

Im anxious so I put on my rapture jams and also laid out a rapture outfit. Only because the rapture time wasn’t specified.

And it’s rapture eve. This house gonna be clean whether we go or not

It’s Fall break so we’re doing Sunday cleaning on a different day

They need to give him whatever they had Brittany Spears on. The difference is; he really needs it. Like he needs a more grown up grownup.

This happened in Cleveland, MS. The town that defied school integration until 2016. This is my parents hometown. This is my Alma matar.

Nehi and RC in the Delta

I would be the Liberian who does braids in the free room or the kitchen beautician who teaches the Dewy Decimal system and hosts the book club meetings.

My 73 year old father had to sit in the “crow’s nest” to watch a movie in Cleveland, MS…..

Hey @stillnaima.bsky.social don’t know if you’re still collecting art but I thought you might like this lol

I mean…. These kids (for whatever) can’t process. And I say this as as a parent. I gave them what I was raised on (minus the whoopings). But yeah….

When I was a newlywed my father told us to ask ourselves “do I want to be right or do I want us to be happy” when we disagreed

Tell people that we pay the actual cash value of their vehicle and not replacement value.