Getting blamed for something that the parallel parent does regularly is both infuriating but also is par for the course…parenthood sucks when you have to deal with an emotionally immature and blame seeking individual. It’s exhausting and I have 15 more years to go…

Y’all when I tell you that I tickle myself with the shenanigans I get our #ElfontheShelf Elfonzo into 🤣🤣🤣

2025 Me to 2020 Me: “and that’s what happened over the last 5 years” 2020 Me:

This a reminder…

Happy #FaceCardFriday

This week in Elf on the Shelf shenans… #elfontheshelf #elfonzo

And so it begins #ElfonzoIsBack #ElfOnTheShelf #Christmaswithkids

#WickedForGood spoiler . . . . . . My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes

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I’m thankful that this is my face with no filter 🥰 lol Happy Thanksgiving!

If I had a dollar for the number of times I have cried today I’d be riiiiiiiiich 😭😭😭😭😭

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I’m not judgment free, I’m judgment lite…

Imagine telling your co-parent about concerns you have after finding inappropriate content on your oldest’s child’s phone and he ignores you…

I need my rest! I need my relaxation! I need my recovery!

And a time was had!

We were cute though…

As someone who stopped drinking over a year ago then decided to do bottomless mimosas at drag brunch yesterday…I will immediately go back to not drinking because this hangover is kicking my ass

Who TF still gives typing tests in 2025?!?

Not me tearing up and crying while listening to Golden from the K-Pop Demon Hunter playlist!!!!!

When I tell you that I legit would love to go stand at the ocean’s edge and just scream… #motherhoodishard

My sis made a point to me when I mentioned something that my ex did. She said “you continue to consider him as the kids dad in way that he has shown you that he does not consider you as their mom; STOP DOING IT! Co-parenting implies open and collaborative communication which you aren’t getting.

Hearing “Hot in Herre” on 94.7 The Wave

This lady said she liked my “Ghana Jollof” bag…then proceeded to ask me if I was Nigerian…

Ugh I love my #siblings real bad!!! Big ups to those of us who have been blessed with and worked to have strong sibling bonds!

I didn’t realize that what I thought was an aversion to physical touch when I was in relationships with men was actually a lack of safety and intimacy. Every touch felt like it was a prelude to something I didn’t always necessarily want and not learning how to speak up or protect my boundaries 1/3

I promise you with all the stories I’ve heard from both straight and queer dating, if I wasn’t happily in my relationship, I would be a hermit and never date again. It’s absolutely wild

She cute 🥰

My ex-husband calling me inconsiderate, belittling me and calling my decisions “trash” which is “up my alley” then getting confused as to why I’m not accommodating him is…perplexing is perhaps an understatement but seems to fit #divorced.

I take too many pictures and don’t post them and they be cute…so y’all fittna get this pics

Ok so here’s the thing…they had me till episode 3 when one thing in particular irritated my soul… why TF are they speaking English instead of their native tongue?! My sister and I were so bothered

Watching Chief of War…this thing is good!!!!

My daughter is ON MY BAAACK! She’s like a mini heat seeking missile. Cosleeping by force 😒 #toddlers

There was this one time before my junior year of college where I unknowingly ended up staying in a trap house with an individual who ended up arrested for attempted murder… My twenties were A.TIIIIIME (and not always in the best ways)

Went ahead and got these matching tatts with my lady cuz we on the same 🌊 #blackwlw #wegaaaaaaay

My son excitedly: MOM I FOUND A JESUS CUP!!!! Me: Whaaaat is a Jesus cup… My son: a cup that’s walking on water… Me:

My son: mommy your stomach looks strong Me:

YOU KNOW WHAT......ACCURATE

A marine biologist

I love her real bad #wlw

Watching #IronFist again and the entitlement and disregard that Danny has when he wants his way is so infuriating

YAAAAAAAS!!!! come on Soror!!!!!!!!!! 🔺🐘

The alt summary is seeeeending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Listening to Freek-A-Leek as I walk into the happy hour in my business attire, my homies drinking Incredible Hulks while some man tries to sing Ms. New Booty and trying to get me to put my number in his BlackBerry…

People who let their dogs shit on the beach and don’t pick it up

My bestie: he cute though he reminds me of Ray J Me: Leave that nigga ALONE!

Bruh I want to live in a matriarchy. Researching places because this shit is TRASH

::sigh:: just got let go from my job…drowning in all of these emotions but mainly struggling with how I’m going to take care of my kids…I’ll figure it out but that’s the scariest thing ever

::deep sigh:: Moments like this is when I regret that I too have to make a long drive to get excellent Jamaican (Caribbean) food. It looks so worth it!!!