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🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 • Scottish • Platform Engineer • Peace Through Superior Firepower • ❤️🇺🇦
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about 6 hours ago
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The problem with asking for affordable artist recommendations is that I'm going to get a million replies from bots
3 days ago
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Oh boy, I can't wait to see my Spotify Wrapped! My Spotify Wrapped:
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Beccas can't be choosers
5 months ago
"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
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Helluva comfort character = Stolas Hazbin comfort character = Husk Psychoanalyse me
3 days ago
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The C in CIA stands for Cat
3 days ago
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pronouns in BIOS
3 days ago
I'm from the Go community and we count these
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Samuel
3 days ago
go is good because it makes typescript fast so I can write more typescript
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Snowden St.
3 days ago
not overreacting or anything, but Dr. Bronner’s de-kookifying their soap labels and adding more graphics is a real “death of the West” moment in this office.
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"Argentina is British" "You mean the Falklands?" "😏"
3 days ago
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John Lyon
about 2 months ago
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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Emilia
4 days ago
"we found a Type Of Guy who represents a particularly helpful corner of the latent space" is easily my favorite type of positive LLM posting.
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@militaryanalyst.bsky.social
Any thoughts on the Shahed shot down with air-to-air missiles mounted? Suggests that they're wanting to try and take down defending aircraft.
4 days ago
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It's not just the mythical faraway Ukrainians, it's Europe. It's a war in Europe, and it's Europe at stake. No matter what excuses anyone makes.
7 days ago
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Ukraine and Britain having another thing in common: a beleaguered chief advisor to the leader resigning after some rather sketchy behaviour
7 days ago
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Nomax
8 days ago
Gonna go and say it, but people who think Sunday is the first day of the week are insane.
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Skibidi Toilet guy is russian, so I'm happy to announce he seems to have been fucked over by the people who bought the rights to it 👍
8 days ago
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The C Programming Language
9 days ago
The only legitimate software development methodology: 1. Think very hard about an implementation 2. Don't do anything
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kim
9 days ago
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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festive ivy — the saturnalia spirit
9 days ago
i see now why windows 11 is dogshit, too much phlegm
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Peter Thiel is the Antichrist
10 days ago
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Eric Michael Garcia
11 days ago
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
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depths of wikipedia
11 days ago
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Tim Onion
11 days ago
am I even awake right now?
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weeder
13 days ago
I do my taxes on one of these
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
13 days ago
What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God
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David Menestres
14 days ago
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
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All the air is unpleasantly dry
13 days ago
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Kilmo “MFF” Aardvark
15 days ago
not cool dude, read the room
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Manchester airport air is unpleasantly dry
14 days ago
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William B. Fuckley
14 days ago
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙♀️
over 1 year ago
OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting. First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen). Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
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Kevin M. Kruse
2 months ago
Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
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Bubba knows which one Trump is
14 days ago
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rev. howard arson
14 days ago
"exploration of the refusal boundary of a LLM with anisotropic noise" is a way to make a 1TB file of the most fucked up hypotheticals known to mankind
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rev. howard arson
14 days ago
cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
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UNITED24
14 days ago
#StandWithUkraine
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول
16 days ago
THIS
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He who has mastered the art of ragebait knows you can say "would" to anything
16 days ago
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Europa was always old, A land soaked in blood. Beloved peace a moment, Future war a constant. Stone and iron and dynamite. A line of cenotaphs.
17 days ago
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tweety fish
18 days ago
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
18 days ago
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martin pichlmair
20 days ago
All glory to the fusion crab
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francis
20 days ago
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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Freeze Badger
20 days ago
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a consultant
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Thew
22 days ago
tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
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wint
9 months ago
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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dan
22 days ago
this doesn't really make sense to complain about but i hate discord's "Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games" subtitle so much. something about the wording kills my brain cells
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
25 days ago
Honestly if I found a hole in the side of a cliff shaped exactly like me I would probably go in it too
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hardmaru
28 days ago
To me, the field of A.I. is a branch of Philosophy, not Science. I would even call it “Applied Philosophy”.
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