All I want for Christmas is for Pete Alonso to sign with the Mets

Happy #Pluribus day to all who celebrate

Bad Bunny? The actor from the 2022 action film BULLET TRAIN?

Sarah Mullally is named as first female archbishop of Canterbury

An Eric Adams broadway musical where “My Haters will be Waiters” is the big, show-stopping number

Reposting this because the Mets season is:

Still thinking about ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

The David Byrne tour is the Eras Tour for men with a Letterboxd

many things are bad, but david byrne performing psycho killer again is extremely, extremely good

Very important that society not collapse for at least two more weeks. I have David Byrne tickets

The Cubs have had a worse record than the Brewers and injured Soroka since they falsely claimed Pope Leo XIV’s allegiance

Watching the original Naked Gun and I'm shook that Livia Soprano is the Mayor of LA

🚨Cesar Catalina, founder of Megalopolis, spotted at a Mets game🚨

What's going on with my "boys", and in some cases, "gals"?

Live look at the Mets pitching

Someone should be Carrie A. Nation but for vapes

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" dude why you are giving the Entity more information?? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THE ENTITY'S REALITY?

Eras Tour for Gen X and for Gen X at Heart (me)

David Peterson--Shutout!! 🍾🍾

David fucking Peterson 😤😤😤

Rough night for me very specifically (Mets - US national team - Steve Fulop supporter)

Butlerian Jihad now- www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

The Cubs have lost 67% of their games since they falsely claimed Pope Leo XIV's allegiance

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

“Chicago pope” already feels like a 30 Rock bit that only happened in one episode but has nonetheless rattled around in your head for 15 years

YOU (a fool): ugh we're never going to hear the end of it from Chicago ME (wise, learned): ugh, we're really never going to hear the end of it from Villanova grads

Notre Dame coping and seething when they find out the first American pope went to Villanova

I NEED to know what Sully Sullenberger thought of that episode of The Rehearsal

On this day in 2016: Bartolo went DEEP! 🎥👉 bit.ly/3GGjx6G

Happy Bartolo Colon Home Run Day to all who observe

Mets to the Nats

OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL SHORTSTOP

DC Union Station now has a record store, the city has never been more back.

Me walking thru Pentagon City at the height of spring break DC trip season:

there really is something very Old Testament about the Trump years, a series of disasters, visited upon the people because of repeated, spectacular moral failures on the part of the polity

Get me to God’s Country

We love our Big Meat Pete, folks

First WON of 2025! #MetsWin #LGM

Me when the Mets on SNY music hits for the first time 😮‍💨 #Mets #Severance

Please God, make it happen. It would be the funniest thing.

Working on my taxes youtu.be/THVIQfFNU_c?...

ICYMI - he did this in his first at-bat

Juan Soto homers in his first at-bat for the Mets in spring training! 🔥 #MLB #SpringTraining

Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from. Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys. Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "I love you," Alonso said.

Nothing but respect for MY President

Happy baseball season, everybody

After all these ads, I might just mess around and become an Indycar fan this year

Look, if they're making commercials with dancing tongues, I'm not sure what the hell WE are supposed to do anymore.

That tongues commercial is proof that we sometimes need censorship