No one warned me how strange it is to be a lawyer on a dating app: Them: what do you do? Me: I’m a full time lawyer and part time goofball! Them: Oh cool! Here’s my case number. Can you help me with these criminal charges? Me:

Last Day of Summer 😎 ☀️ 🍉 ⛱️ Autumn Eve 🎃 🍁 🥮 🍂

These numbers don't even look right

A anti-Trump protestor is having a total standoff with an armored National Guard vehicle in DC. He is planted firm with his sign.

How the fuck are we in the Terminator years already

I just saw a “Class of 2032” sign.

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Alright cousins. What do yall think about my red bean? (Don’t be mean about it 😭)

I’m sorry GEORGETOWN?! Be so for real.

300lb front squat ain’t bad 💪🏾

I’m in Miami and just had the type of meal you need some privacy with. I ain’t leaving this place. This is love.

That bar exam ain’t going to know what hit it.

It’s me vs. lactose bubble guts

The bar exam can go to hell too.

Who else taking the bar exam?

I can’t open IG in public spaces. Just a bunch of yams on the TL

Never stopped

People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.

Sadly, we have to let go of the idea that these Medicaid cuts are going to persuade trump supporters to vote differently. Their ideology is about identity, not about material outcomes in their lives. They could be the ones who are shot on 5th ave, and they’d still vote for him.

we’ve totally normalized that he’ll interfere with private business if he’s not paid off. every legal expert said this suit was meritless.

The deporting of immigrants is ALSO a slave trade. They are sending them to labor camps.

more sunsets. feeling of love. honesty. deep breaths. positive. energy. slowness. trust. safety. laughter. good days. flowers good vibes

Any duck owners on here? Do y’all have any tips for people thinking about owning a few?

These 2 old guys are in a coffee shop. One of them is showing off his roster.

But by all means, continue to listen to them screech about the unfairness of DEI.

2020 vs. 2025 Still the same goofy guy tho.

I don’t ask for nudes. I ask for memes.

Juris Doctor.

Help! My dog won’t stop farting around me

ICE raids hit across Los Angeles today—and locals are rising up. This is what resistance looks like. ✊🏾 This was about an hour ago…

Tomatoes don’t belong on cold sandwiches.

The Goon, The Bad, and The Ugly

Last time I dated someone who was 4’11, we didn’t see eye to eye on things

The Contracts & Sales MBE questions make me want to rage

I’d love to see a planet earth style docu-series for the animals in Avatar the last Airbender

A literal superhero! I’m so proud!

How y’all like my Simpson’s shirt?

The Nottoway Plantation, the “largest remaining antebellum mansion in the South,” caught fire "The loss of Nottoway is not just a loss for Iberville Parish, but for the entire state of Louisiana,” officials said

It’s a good day for a good day

What an epic. What a rollercoaster ride. What a comedic tragedy 😂

Trump's new EO mandates a "colorblind" approach to discipline. We do not live in a colorblind society and the illusion that we do leads to racial disparities at all levels of society, especially in discipline. Today's segment youtu.be/hQVpiNIM4yY?...

Y’all got this topic on the NEWS

Nobody talks louder than a dad on the phone. NOBODY 😭

She trying to flirt with me. But I’m in her ear talking about the 100 men vs 1 gorilla situation

"Project 2025 is in full effect. We must be more strategic and less reactive. READ it & plan. Page 482 says Eliminate Head Start. We should not be surprised, but prepared. If they implement the voucher program (page 326) are we preparing to educate our own children? Freedom or Community Schools?

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FBI Director Kash Patel said in a since-deleted post that his agency had arrested a Milwaukee judge who allegedly tried to help an undocumented defendant avoid arrest