Well we know he can’t survive against high schoolers, I doubt he could survive 5th graders either.

I'm gonna be honest, guys: most of these "ong jeffrey epstein was responsible for THIS TOO?!?!" posts are just you forgetting that rich assholes think alike and hang out with each other. these aren't even conspiracies.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Has any app developer considered if we should make something, instead of simply if we can?

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

I legit fear for the overall game literacy of new junior designers in the coming years for various reasons and a big part of that is just, a lack of idiosyncratic games in many diets that aren't, like, tied to insidious monetization loops. Let people play games that are weird in honest ways, dude.

the fuck do you mean, it's already february? i'd like a refund on january

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

I'm sorry but if you fall for the moltbook hype/scaremongering I have a bridge to sell you

Lol Elon Musk emailed Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas morning asking to come to the island

Dude the problem with public block lists is they are often just full of people someone personally doesn’t like. Also blocking people shouldn’t be a whole ass event.

Tf??? Did they seriously block me for asking a genuine question??

Don’t flame me for this but from what I’ve seen pizza gate seems somewhat legit. Far more than QAnon. What am I missing? Pls someone lmk

After Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by federal immigration agents, Ben and Sam Luhmann, 17 and 16 years old, traveled to Minneapolis, where they continue to observe and record U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol agents' aggressive tactics.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"

The good place’s criticism of Dems has never been more apt

More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.

My mom is so based sometimes, referring to Minnesotan’s damaging a Hotel she says: “I hope the next president lets them all go just like he did” 😭

i love watching the snow plow going past my apartment. yaaaaay watch my taxes go to work wheeeee

Imagine saying “it’s strange to simultaneously agree that the admin is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda AND that they’ll use a complex network of government agents to unlawfully detain and kill people in broad daylight and get away with it”. They’re currently doing both.

I will immediately resign from my corporate gig and take the attendant pay cut if a future D POTUS offers me a DOJ spot persecuting members of this Administration

No room in brain for nuance lol

Not to be a nerd but my favorite thing about the unwind book series (despite the flaws it has in other ways) is how it handles the ending as a culmination of small events that cause mass action by individuals coming together and protesting

I have never witnessed such a spiderweb of collective action, just average everyday people showing up. Not the heroism we’ve been sold by the movies but collective heroism, a fabric of care and resistance to fascism.

This is my thing abt people who say “do something!!1!!” About America right now, because it’s almost always implying use of weapons, when historically peaceful action is effective too. And I’m criticizing myself a bit here too, sometimes the idea of weapons is easier than slow work

“Federal agents briefly detained our reporter at the scene, who says he was tackled to the ground and had a gun put in his face.”

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll empty a whole goddamn magazine into you while you’re lying on the ground if you don’t cheer them on while they’re fucking doing it.

MORE MIKU GUNDAM INBOUND

Genuinely insane we are living in a world where the Danish have to deploy a battlegroup to protect themselves against America. Makes my blood turn molten, honestly

The fuck lmfao

As writer, I would love to not have to keep using the "Everything GOP smacks of rape culture/domestic violence" metaphor, vary it up a bit, but they just keep going to the same well! It is what it is.

For some reason I’ve never considered that world leaders just… text each other?

A little shoplifting is healthy. It keeps the mind young and the fingers nimble.

I know it won’t happen, it’s still a terrible way to begin my day

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

>still whilst doing nothing

A user being lightly criticized for talking while not doing something themselves, responds with weird assumptions and then blocks

“Organize and flex your 2nd amendment right” rings hollow when you aren’t the one getting assaulted and killed by these losers. And like, I do somewhat agree with the sentiment, but if you aren’t doing it yourself it just sounds meaningless

They gave her THE MOST bisexual of all bisexual dresses 🥹🫶🏻 oml my lovely girl

Nobody answered last time but I’m still curious, how would the state possibly know if you’re trans if you just don’t update your sex on documents? Wouldn’t it help you a bit to not update them, then? I guess maybe if we give them an inch of not trying, they’ll take a mile of rights….

guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

Prime 4 is SO beautiful im in love with it. The new armor is such a good design, where it reminds me of like a bug carapace in some parts, but also is clearly tech armor. Wonderful fusion of organic and technological

One really whacky thing about my work habits is that if I get really, really absorbed into some project for multiple days in a row, a side effect is that I start getting jumpscared by like. Unexpected movement in my peripheral vision.

On god, it’s so tiring explaining how no, LLMs are NOT magic or nearly sentient, generating coherent text does not mean that.

I am an artist, cheese and pasta my canvas

does anyone know any guys who would be good for me and my friends to gangstalk?