tears as lube, top edition

Maybe this could be the first femdom turned into grief survival social media account lol

I wish my tongue had the texture of a cat tongue but only occasionally when I wanted it to be that way

It’s sad there are probably at least three reasons why it wouldn’t be safe to sound a dick with an icicle

Sometimes when I’m sad, and sure there are no kind people left in the world, I think about the time a human remembered that I had said I hated feeling like ppl were spending time with me only because they were horny. They got off multiple times before seeing me & told me. It made me feel very seen.

Grief

My head is so not in the game anyway. Libido, who is she?

Looking at the dark odyssey fusion schedule… I guess it says a lot about me that I thought “gee I’ve already attended at least half of these workshops at previous camps” 😅

It’s very convenient of DC to always hold pride on my birthday

I’m high. Why can you melt ice, melt gold, melt chocolate but you can’t melt a potato ?

My therapist instructed me to think about what 5 items would go on a pentagram to summon my boss-ass-bitch-domme side of me when I’m not feeling it but I want to feel it. That’s an exact quote.

My therapist had the audacity to say “let’s explore that. What if you did actually lose everybody who loves you. Then what would happen?” 🫠 (Typed with admiration because that kind of stunner is allowed after 4 years of rapport)

Many likes, but only one answer??

Deeeeeelicious while I spontaneously order sex toys online because apathy. No pot taste at allll

If I asked “roughly how much % of your day is spent having an emotion?” What would you say? Strange question I know.

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When your pets get along well #nsfw

This is by far my most popular story on Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/29147841 A vampire and his incubus husband play out a little non-con fantasy. Mind the tags.

New shirt just arrived in the mail

This just showed up at my door with my name but I did not order it….

Today, grief looks like wanting to buy a Kickstarter board game but not being able to put her address down anymore as my “yeah that’ll be stable for the next 1-3 years” 😢😢😢

If I never see another man wander into a femdom forum and announce he is Not Like Other Subs, He Is A Functional Adult And Masculine, it will be too soon. These guys usually phrase it as either "can I be a sub, even though..." or blame these traits for "only attracting sub women". Because silly.

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

Stopped on a road trip and got very delicious vegan soft serve Got to seize every tiny ounce of joy that’s possible these days. I did briefly daydream that three naked humans were feeding me the soft serve.

Am I the only one who puts in implausible sound effects for the eventual result? Ejaculation would be way funnier if it went "Bloot" or "Splort!"

Well, some of my sense of humor remains. I just saw a truck marked oversize load and I thought that must be what happens after it was edged for a while.

First test of the v2.0 articulated core for a new tentacle strapon. Eventually the core will be covered with a silicone tentacle sheath. You see her coming at you with this; you dig it (Y/n)? #MadScience

Over my career, I've seen the power of games, of play, of art, of joy. They manifest spontaneously, everywhere, always. They're encoded into our being, into our humanity, and no matter how bad things get, art galvanizes, play reinvigorates, joy motivates - it just happens.

I’ve posted about them before, but one more time strong recommend these THC syrups for making cocktails without alcohol. They come with varying strength of THC, CBD, sativa, Indica, hybrid, and are shipped right through the mail. Plus I have a fun beaker to measure with since it’s so potent

My lady crush at work just told me that I look like Dakota Johnson, and then said that Dakota Johnson has always been her lady crush…

Another Wednesday morning gem from my trauma therapist (who introduced me today to a DBR trauma therapist): Most trauma comes from “too much too fast” or “too little for too long” and that really hits home for my biggest traumatic experiences in life.

I told my therapist I was embarrassed about being jealous of people who forgot their loved one was dead for a moment and tried to call them because at least for a second they felt ok. Well it just happened to me, I tried to call her, and no it does not feel any better.

Playing around in the settings of my podcast app…. No thanks to that bottom one! 😆

I’ve literally been one to two hours late to my job every day for the last couple weeks. It just takes me that long to throw off the layers of grief, existential dread, government dread.

Where it started + where it's going 👀 NYC Bluesky Board Gamers! VERY excited to launch my monthly Bsky Board Game Night at Brooklyn Art Haus starting Tuesday, April 15! -Free open gaming in a rad third space -Bring your own games -Game of the Month - Mx. Tiffany teaches games from her collection

I just saw a really really cute home next to a library, and now I’m crying because she had just signed the papers on a new home next to the library and was supposed to spend the next 20 years walking to that library but she’s dead. Grief hurts.

Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering “wtf” to yourself while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back

Looking for historical fiction with queer romance in it. Anyone got recs?

Literally all 4 women in this office in the hospital have spent the last hour googling and discussing how to flee USA and bring our parents. Finally dragged ourselves up to go see some patient consults (not time sensitive)

New blog post, reviewing the hidden femdom romance gem "The Damsel" by Victoria Vale. www.omisspearl.com/nonfiction/o...

Whenever I bring a vibrator with me for a visit with my parents over several nights, after I leave, I have to check my purse 17 times to make sure I have it with me and did not leave it 😅

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

I never drank that much but I haven’t had a drink since the day she died four months ago. Just washed down some THC syrup with some tequila and am going to sleep immediately. No more scrolling for me but also I believe what I scrolled, and that’s worse

Every time I saw the Washington post, I used to feel a spark of pride at the “democracy dies in darkness” slogan. Today’s statement is so demoralizing. Ugh I swore I would keep this doom shit off Bluesky but….

I was actually feeling better and even had some sexual thoughts today but then I just doom scrolled an hour of TikTok and now I am not ok anymore

Got an ultrasonic UV cleaner for my mouthguard, I’m wondering if sex toys could be put in? Like the really textured ones that are hard to clean. Silicone? Even glass? Seems like it should work

Caught myself whistling the hunger games resistance whistle … while walking around the hospital to see my next patient

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