wats up blueskies

the twitter clan has dissolved; all remaining clanmembers have absconded to the bluesky territories

ripping my shirt off to reveal a full back tat depicting a highly stylized fox running away from costco with a hot dog in his mouth

Dog chiropracteur is the worlds least noble job

bashō isekai where he’s dropped into our world and finds success as a soundcloud rapper

Fishing for crab on the Bering Sea is so much fun when you don’t have a greenhorne in your ear saying he’s tired, hungry and sick of hauling gear

I’ve had it with these damn greenhorns acting like 18 hours straight hauling gear is too many. We’re on crab!

Saltine cracker produced without salt. Says much about society, sex without love, art without beauty, etc.

Most nights it’s impossible to sleep due to the ever growing sense that The Ominous orb will envelop us all soon amirite

blizzard in montréal

blizzard in montréal

happy valentine’s to my handsome husband 💓

my handsome husband who complains that no one likes his posts

my rube-goldbergian mind is an asset for my work as an intimacy coordinator. sex is all about setting something up, anticipation and delayed gratification. and many pulleys and levers.

Is Crerg Rockman’s cowrie shell venture a pump and dump? Read more on Starhenge Weekly:

Hello bluesky world, I am proud to announce as a Canadian of Irish descent, I will be opening a mafia themed pizza restaurant in Manhattan. I foresee no issues with this, since I have been watching YouTube shorts of the sopranos lately.

um mary had a little lamb?

what is wrong with him that he didn’t buy this. that’s accepting the universe’s gifts 101

wind weaves between the pillars, carrying the parliament ashes across the marble to the graves of fallen politickers. a battle-worn revolutionnaire halts their shuffling to hit their vape and behold the empty halls. who knew that tonight would be the night party rock is in the house.

Technically they’re not a part of the Goonion (Goon Union), so no. they’re not henchmen.

blocked.

blocked.

Don't mind me, I'm just meal prepping lunches for the week. Quarter pounders with cheese. 😐

Oogerta LaRoche Styled Her Auroch Pelt Robe De Style With The Sandals Every It CaveGirl on Hrng Mountain Is Wearing

Are you not edutained?!

📷: canon powershot g6 #digicam 📍: west broadway, winnipeg

sorry honey. climate maoism means i can no longer give the tornado blowjob. it’s insensitive

i told basho about a leaf i watched fall off a tree and he said "uh huh" without looking up from his phone

Taig O’Gruel, founder of the degrowth restaurant chain O’Gruelies, rumoured to be having an affair with Jalissa Freire, heiress to the Freire salt mining empire. Sources say O’Gruel cut a deal with the company to provide salt at a low cost for his Legendary Homemade Gruel.

i'm smoking on that climate maoism pack #GreenSky

hi #GreenSky, can we do climate maoism?

frantically googling will gastropubs survive degrowth

starting a rescue shelter for abused homunculi

dancedancedance

he’s the king of the clothes pile

can't complain to my parents about anything because their only solution is to move back to rural manitoba and work at the family weed store

i <3 graphic design

shot on digicam

> hm i should get involved in some pinko organizing > see a lad in a newsies cap postering > "excuse me is this organizing to serve the people or organizing to cover up for sex pests?" > "it's a fine organization, ma'am." > join org > it's covering up for sex pests

hope you gals and ghouls had a lovely halloween

The Avant-garde Sneakerhead: yeah man I don't even have time for regular sneakers anymore. these days I'm more into the abstract stuff

rate my shoes #sneakerhead

rym's sonemic recommendations aren't too bad – better than the spotify algorithm – but it's very slanted toward 90s indie rock which is not what i'm itching to listen to.

📷: canon powershot g6

📷: canon powershot g6