I am a guy who "loves cooking" but I burned a lentil curry last week. Then I ate jarred pasta sauce 5 days in a row due to fear. Lets hope we can turn it around today

I’ve had a week with this record and Theres simply too much beautiful stuff to sum it up in a few words. I got into Cheem from being a nu metal guy, and there are those elements but it really transcends revivalism or nostalgia. Check it out!!

New converge song rules

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You better let him out! I said, you better let him out! I said,

Orbs are now on mobile

3 of my friends saw a band called Wednesday last night. Never heard them but I love Thursday so it must be like that

Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch, got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf

I love Reddit

Forgotenance Day

Halls is the Liquid Death of lozenges. Fisherman’s friend is tap water in my trusty Nalgene.

Mr Beast was actually a serial killer who operated in the Bay Area from 1972-1985. Jimmy Donaldson was unaware when he picked the name and has eclipsed his namesake.

Profound nightmare today

Rotten Tomatoes is a horrible name for a film review site. Presupposes bad quality. Invokes rot and decay. Rewards movies that don’t make you feel bad

Abandon All Wooden Shjips

What the fuck is taskmaster? Is it anything like taskmaster nz?

In this house we have the worst drivers in the country

Call me Jean-Dominique Bauby the way I’m locked in

When Cheem comes to Montreal I fear for the lives of the other attendees

Using an umbrella today, heard a woman say on IG that she gets the ick from men using them, and even though I’m married, still feels bad carrying it. Horrible truth about heterosexual socialization

Jimmy Fallon’s Ring Avulsion

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

Come on now

Matty Matheson built his brand on the idea that "I went on tour with hardcore bands and cooked for them" . Then when I read his first cookbook I torrented, it's clear from the timeline that he went on one tour before starting to work at Le Select. Both of us are in the wrong here

I love to use the all gender bathroom at technical college because no other dudes use it (could be gay) and when women see me in there they are forced to reckon with the fact it’s ment to be universal

I wasn’t tall enough to ride mickeys dick smasher

Just about to see Incendiary- 12 years I have waited to see them

Jaëgermeister was originally created as a drink for old men belonging to German hunting clubs- but today it is a drink for 30 year old ex-scene kids pretending to be punk for real

Finally happened. Shook hands with a Mormon missionary & he was going to give me the pitch but I said “Hello Elder” and he just wished me a good day.

Bluesky is dying- we need to allow draftkings and fanduel to allow sportsbook style betting on posts. I believe that this economic model is flawless and has no measurable drawback. I elect myself to 90k manager salary supervising kyc

I’m really into soccer jerseys (football kits) as fashion items. Currently looking at one for £4.99 from a team in north Cyprus league, but maybe that’s a little too controversial?

Mr Beast was actually a serial killer who operated in the Bay Area from 1972-1985. Jimmy Donaldson was unaware when he picked the name and has eclipsed his namesake.

This is actually a great representation of my music renaissance summer

Suicideboys newest single could be a jellyroll song

I slept on Corpse Pile! Another aspect of the true slam/hardcore hybrid music I’ve become obsessed with

Just saw a child in the driver’s compartment on the metro (adult was there driving too)

I’m not getting more coffee until I’m finished moving so I can pack the setup away. As a result, I purchased a coffee monster energy drink, and it was a big mistake. Worst start to the morning to crack a can of chocolate soda instead of a nice cup.

This is hopefully how I will stop feeling soon

YouTube music ai has reduced me to a series of keywords and cliches

I have enjoyed each Knocked Loose release more than the last, but I think the next record that they do will be the one that I genuinely love. When I got into hardcore they were a punchline from all the heads. I don’t think that’s the case now. But still, for me it’s the vocals I’m not into

This is the ultimate vibe

I like baseball because of it's bizarre and intricate rituals so when I learned about the Savannah Bananas, I didn't get it, but I do understand why it would become popular. Then I did some googling and found that while not explicit, it is functionally an evangelical christian organization.

I’ve been haunted by intense desire to use tobacco/nicotine again lately. I don’t think I would try zyns, dip or vaping because it’s the act of lighting and holding a cigar or cig that I miss. I had a cigar last year when I got married and it wasn’t that pleasurable haha. Big tobacco got me

Mr Beast x Amazon Prime Day 2025

Sometimes I still think about the Bon Appétit scandal. The most absurd part was that after all the serious racist and misogynistic behaviour was called out, it had to finish with “oh yeah, and the fermentation guy has no idea what he’s doing, you’re going to get botulism”

Fate is messing with me. I saw my keys on my desk and when I went to pick them up they were completely gone. I lost a bolt in my offset press today that also completely disappeared. Why did it have to happen now?

I have witnessed my first real life labubu

I slept on Pyrexia- this is what I was looking for. This is the definitive combination of hardcore and death metal

Fuck

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