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digging through the trash
Just had a poop flavored LaCroix. It didn't taste that bad!
9 days ago
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nice thought bro, have you considered terminating it with a cliche
11 days ago
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Johnny "Double Trouble" Ransom
12 days ago
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if I owned a curio shop i would belittle my employees and make them dance
13 days ago
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eating 500 calories of dark matter
14 days ago
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1407 would be the perfect street number for a house
14 days ago
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i place my mouth firmly around the rim of a nuclear smoke stack
about 1 month ago
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please log in to view this page. i will not harm you if you don't
about 1 month ago
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I generally believe in the strong version of the weak kitty cat conjecture
about 2 months ago
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I just wrote a persuasive essay on why i should be allowed to bring my DS out at recess
about 2 months ago
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Yeah I'm a bit of a scrapper. I lurk junkyards and make mechanical crap
2 months ago
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I just died uncontrollably
2 months ago
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dodge rolling past the treats aisle
4 months ago
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If two explosions right next to each other, do they cancel out or become friends for a bigger explosion
5 months ago
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Happy holidays yall
5 months ago
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The Bonafide Jablonsky
6 months ago
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Welcome to Chip Earth - a new realm where you can be any type of chip
7 months ago
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using an hourglass as a shake weight and causing hella discontinuities in the timeline
8 months ago
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drum circle? yeah bro. most of them are
9 months ago
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Craigslist personals looking for a guy named Todd to be friends with me
9 months ago
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frogs were the original ones to "log on". food for thought.
9 months ago
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thousands of synchronous "hup" sounds getting louder from down the street
9 months ago
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loading . . .
10 months ago
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the cackling maestro steps in for a cheeky giggle
11 months ago
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you've committed your last faux pas, buster
11 months ago
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my pistol runs red hot
11 months ago
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
11 months ago
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two neighboring apothecaries, each touting that the other is evil
11 months ago
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do not type this keyword into Pinterest after 3 am
11 months ago
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my editorial layouts challenge the status quo
11 months ago
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they're making me put the corn back on the cob. as punishment
11 months ago
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Everytime i get a blue sky notification i think it's a real butterfly. but no
11 months ago
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exfoliating a bit too hard in the shower and coming out low-poly
11 months ago
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i wish i can get shot by a giant laser
11 months ago
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i can't wait for tomorrow's breakfast bonanza
11 months ago
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enjoy these ducks that were on the street
11 months ago
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slurping low-dose mush to ease my micro tummyache
11 months ago
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in 2019 I experienced a sort of graphic tee ego death
11 months ago
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it finally got to the good part of summer
11 months ago
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cheers to oil!
11 months ago
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i am a CGI artist who specializes in making freaky ass commercials with talking dogs
11 months ago
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Mario carp. and he's just a fish
11 months ago
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I press the butterfly button and cause hurricanes worldwide
11 months ago
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I am prepared to microblog in an unprecedented way on this website
11 months ago
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download the find my frog app now. right now.
11 months ago
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hello everyone, and also i love you
11 months ago
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the most punishing thing about making games is sometimes you don't realize it sucks until a month in
12 months ago
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I woke up with an urge to take a selfie but then i looked in the mirror and decided i shouldn't
12 months ago
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what is zoomies and how can i get them
12 months ago
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*Austin powers voice* Gerber baby
12 months ago
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