No you've got a holiday in Mexico booked starting tomorrow 😬

5 authors by whom I've read at least 5 books: Georges Perec Ian Sinclair Robert Anton Wilson William Gibson Alastair Gray Muriel Spark

Total number of ‘Cuisines’ this blert is aware of = burgers, protein shakes, frozen yoghurt and Cilatopram

Also had to be able beatmatch three copies of Blackwater across three 1210s without the left channel on the monitors

*bids on bag of assorted fingers * www.westauction.com/auctions/sur...

Had to be done #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

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Stares directly into camera www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMbF...

Oh great, so he's going to end up in taxpayer-funded accommodation again

Today is the day to recount the story of being at a Body Pump class and the instructor asking the class what they were giving up for lent and everyone answered more or less seriously, and I was last and I said "I'm not giving up anything, I'm not religious" and the entire class emitted a low "oooo".

This colour game is compelling - dialed.gg

A colleagues work PC died quite dramatically and now it's lying open on a desk and we are here all breathing in burnt PVC like it's totally normal. *ack*

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5bu...

Wearing new varifocals to work on a screen all day turns out to be a bad idea says Alan, as he gets dizzy and falls of his chair

Last nights screening of Das Cabinet Des Dr Caligari made less fun by the venue being about 12 degrees, and the German title cards not having subtitles.

Why the Left Needs to Get Serious and Constructively Engage with the Potential of the Torment Nexus

Cederhusen, Stockholm. 245 apartments in 10-13 storey cedar-clad buildings, with a cross laminated timber structure. Designed by General Architecture. A thread 🧵

Dearest Hivemind - any recommendations for a good starter book on General Intelligence and AI?

Snickers, Starburst, Cif to return to 'original' names - Marathon, Opal Fruits, Jif

This is a nice bit of disco edit with that Jesse Jackson speech at about the two minute mark - soundcloud.com/kidpariz1977...

I cannot work out if the day on- day off cold I had lay dormant for nine days before returning, or if this is a completely new cold

I'm glad there is a lot of Gisèle Pelicot in the media right now, at a time when Matthew Goodwin is ranting on about "penalising" women for not consenting to be incubators. The men who raped Mme Pelicot were not outliers, but lay on a continuum of misogynist contempt.

* cues up La Monte Young on the stereo and exits the hustings to grateful applause*

Right wing grifters lying about shit to create fear & gain power, go fuck yourself you dishonest shitbags. "Londoners are less likely (26.4 offences per 1,000 pop.) to be a victim of violent crime than across the rest of England & Wales (31.9 offences per 1000 pop.)." Office for National Statistics

A rugby player, a bagpiper(!) and a writer so bad I'll not do us all the indignity of naming him.

Primary - flat roof Secondary - flat roof Technical college - flat roof Londonmet Architecture dept- flat roof Post-grad diploma - pointy roof

This is man in dire need of a Turkish barber.

allllll together now: BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

SECONDED

Saying please and thank you on my Chat GPT prompts because I've read the Roko's Basilisk Wikipedia page and I'm hedging my bets

Well that’s a start

Michael Gira

This was on the radio earlier and I very much enjoyed it - cocanha.bandcamp.com/track/el-tra...

Fuck sake.

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Catatoning Over You, Dear - Empirical Sleeping Consort

Red Birds Will Fly Out of the East and Destroy Paris in a Night - Coil

I know some people will find this difficult to hear, but we must seek solace in the raw painful beauty of the truth. Half Man Half Biscuit are, and always have been, shite.

Specification for a self levelling layer of concrete to finish a floor, Maslow's Hierarchy of Screeds

A catalogue of Country Fashions, Maslow's Hierarchy of Tweeds

A sex shop called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads.

Trying to cut down my usual 3-4 bars of chocolate a day to one or less, surprised to find out I'm losing weight.

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Just wanted to let everyone know that if you happen to watch Steal on Amazon (yeah, I know) you'll see some excellent costumes by Sam Perry - check out Sophie's Turner's great selection of coats www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rMf...

I don't like Zack Polanski at all, but the people trying to make 'he has never drunk alcohol' into a gotcha are opertating at about the same level as the people who think 'Tommy Robinson is short' is a devastating political critique.

Having the worlds weirdest cold where I spend a day feeling like death, then a day feeling absolutely 120% well, then a day of death, day of well. Today is death (by snot)

I fully endorse Joe for this skill - with virtually no prompt from me he perceptively summarised my old band's music / vibe in a way we never could ourselves - "...hand-crafted British oddball electronica... there’s also a particular weird, slithering funk that harks back to Coil..."

"Did you read V For Vendetta then Gary?" "Yes, it was excellent, I'm thinking of cosplaying the hero at the weekend" "You'll want a loan of my Guy Fawkes mask then" "No?" "Ah, I see"

An hour of B Catling from Arena www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-h...

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing