looking at my cousins, reminded to take my finasteride

if this restaurant doesn’t stop playing bruno mars songs, I’m going to start committing atrocities

a broken cock still cums twice a day or something , is this how you post?

slowly converting everyone around me to the cult of Flighty 😌🛫

[Me watching any sport for the rest of time] so do you guys think any of these boys have a sort of Heated Rivalry thing going on?

the Dutch Bros wrapped absolutely bodies Spotify thematically, but my god why are you reminding me of how much I’ve spent here

goodreads is the best place to keep up with people I haven’t seen since high school

whoooo wants to gift me money to buy a pc so I can play euv?

happy to announce that I’ve accepted a job as the foreign language advisor for all of my bf’s skeets

He’s lurkin @lontraohiensis.bsky.social

never kys, good things can happen

Zohran Mamdani, if you ever find yourself experiencing homosexual thoughts, and if your wife is okay with it, and if you’re into a whitexican and his white bf, we are available on Tuesday

fucked up the pan de muerto and then bf burned himself on it. his ancestors coming back just to tell me to kms

i only get one body so of course im going to take every opportunity i can to blast it with Substances

made some blueberry jam and only burned my hand once 😌

just need to live long enough to see the thorough dismantling of Israel 💕

BIL’s house is an NSA wet dream. why is there even a google speaker in every bathroom?

I think the only logical outcome of increased surveillance and AI usage is just the Butlerian Jihad

googling how to subtly hint to bf that I want frozen yogurt later

The hairs have been cut

sometimes I think I’m faking my depression, and then sometimes I forget to take my meds for a few days and those thoughts are quasheddddd

anyone here good at stats who could help me figure out what kind of test I need to use for some data? 😭

everyone else on tcgp already in the middle of a trade 😞 I feel worthless, I feel ugly, I feel gay

tried to find the ig of this hot Brazilian guy I went to school with, to reminisce… instead found out he deleted his internet presence and may be on the run from the nypd!

grocery store out of cilantro and no poblanos in sight… maybe today wasn’t meant to be

right… right..

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

learning that Arizona doesn’t even require driver’s ed… it’s all clicking into place

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

today is the last day over 100F for at least the next week 🙂‍↕️ nature is healing

straight man just said “we love Andy cohen” and fist bumped my bf. his wife then said “now don’t bump if you don’t believe it!” cultural exchange

Hindu wedding ✅ @lontraohiensis.bsky.social

don’t lie, do you 🥺 with other bitches?? DONT LIE TO ME!

my pussy gasped

“now pose casually”

in the stage of illness where I would very seriously consider using leeches and tincture of opium if some guy in a plague mask offered then

American protestantism is just so terrifying to me

it was nothing like what “caught by nudist neighbor” led me to expect :(

just learned my bf manually adds all of his periods when he types on his phone. who do I even share a bed with?

they did timothy olyphant so dirty in this show wtf

Cannot be fucked to even spent a second with a Zi0n!st or both sides sympathizer

show me that bald head, faggot, I’m tryna slap it

Furthest I’ve been: N: Dublin, Ireland E: Istanbul, Türkiye S: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil W: La Push, WA

it’s *only* 96 degrees today, I say, practicing the optimism I will need when I experience Hell itself

here she comes, world 🥹🥹 kill her with hammers!

need help identifying this bird 🙏🏻 #birdsky #photographer

heading to homo depot, what does everyone need?

so many dilfs on this cave tour. hope at least one of them wants to keep the exploration going at my place 😩

have been convinced for the past month that I wouldn’t be sitting next to my bf on our flight tomorrow but I ammmmmmm never kill yourself

One speaks only in truths and the other lies