J Leo
@lontraohiensis.bsky.social
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he/him/αυτός/κουρασμένος 📍AZ
looking at my cousins, reminded to take my finasteride
7 days ago
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if this restaurant doesn’t stop playing bruno mars songs, I’m going to start committing atrocities
9 days ago
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a broken cock still cums twice a day or something , is this how you post?
14 days ago
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slowly converting everyone around me to the cult of Flighty 😌🛫
25 days ago
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Illusionist Faceless Gage
26 days ago
[Me watching any sport for the rest of time] so do you guys think any of these boys have a sort of Heated Rivalry thing going on?
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the Dutch Bros wrapped absolutely bodies Spotify thematically, but my god why are you reminding me of how much I’ve spent here
29 days ago
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goodreads is the best place to keep up with people I haven’t seen since high school
about 1 month ago
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whoooo wants to gift me money to buy a pc so I can play euv?
about 1 month ago
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happy to announce that I’ve accepted a job as the foreign language advisor for all of my bf’s skeets
about 1 month ago
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jacob galapagos
about 2 months ago
He’s lurkin
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never kys, good things can happen
about 2 months ago
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jacob galapagos
about 2 months ago
Zohran Mamdani, if you ever find yourself experiencing homosexual thoughts, and if your wife is okay with it, and if you’re into a whitexican and his white bf, we are available on Tuesday
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fucked up the pan de muerto and then bf burned himself on it. his ancestors coming back just to tell me to kms
2 months ago
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Ryan: Battle Angel
2 months ago
i only get one body so of course im going to take every opportunity i can to blast it with Substances
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made some blueberry jam and only burned my hand once 😌
2 months ago
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just need to live long enough to see the thorough dismantling of Israel 💕
3 months ago
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BIL’s house is an NSA wet dream. why is there even a google speaker in every bathroom?
3 months ago
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I think the only logical outcome of increased surveillance and AI usage is just the Butlerian Jihad
3 months ago
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googling how to subtly hint to bf that I want frozen yogurt later
3 months ago
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jacob galapagos
3 months ago
The hairs have been cut
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sometimes I think I’m faking my depression, and then sometimes I forget to take my meds for a few days and those thoughts are quasheddddd
3 months ago
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anyone here good at stats who could help me figure out what kind of test I need to use for some data? 😭
3 months ago
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everyone else on tcgp already in the middle of a trade 😞 I feel worthless, I feel ugly, I feel gay
4 months ago
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tried to find the ig of this hot Brazilian guy I went to school with, to reminisce… instead found out he deleted his internet presence and may be on the run from the nypd!
4 months ago
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grocery store out of cilantro and no poblanos in sight… maybe today wasn’t meant to be
4 months ago
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right… right..
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4 months ago
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Jacob Weindling
4 months ago
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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learning that Arizona doesn’t even require driver’s ed… it’s all clicking into place
4 months ago
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Oliver Willis
4 months ago
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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today is the last day over 100F for at least the next week 🙂↕️ nature is healing
4 months ago
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straight man just said “we love Andy cohen” and fist bumped my bf. his wife then said “now don’t bump if you don’t believe it!” cultural exchange
4 months ago
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jacob galapagos
4 months ago
Hindu wedding ✅
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don’t lie, do you 🥺 with other bitches?? DONT LIE TO ME!
4 months ago
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Illusionist Faceless Gage
4 months ago
my pussy gasped
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“now pose casually”
4 months ago
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in the stage of illness where I would very seriously consider using leeches and tincture of opium if some guy in a plague mask offered then
4 months ago
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American protestantism is just so terrifying to me
4 months ago
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it was nothing like what “caught by nudist neighbor” led me to expect :(
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4 months ago
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just learned my bf manually adds all of his periods when he types on his phone. who do I even share a bed with?
5 months ago
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they did timothy olyphant so dirty in this show wtf
5 months ago
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Jorge Caldera
5 months ago
Cannot be fucked to even spent a second with a Zi0n!st or both sides sympathizer
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show me that bald head, faggot, I’m tryna slap it
5 months ago
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Furthest I’ve been: N: Dublin, Ireland E: Istanbul, Türkiye S: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil W: La Push, WA
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5 months ago
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it’s *only* 96 degrees today, I say, practicing the optimism I will need when I experience Hell itself
6 months ago
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here she comes, world 🥹🥹 kill her with hammers!
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6 months ago
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need help identifying this bird 🙏🏻
#birdsky
#photographer
6 months ago
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heading to homo depot, what does everyone need?
6 months ago
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so many dilfs on this cave tour. hope at least one of them wants to keep the exploration going at my place 😩
6 months ago
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have been convinced for the past month that I wouldn’t be sitting next to my bf on our flight tomorrow but I ammmmmmm never kill yourself
6 months ago
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Darrien
6 months ago
One speaks only in truths and the other lies
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