love the concept of two wrestlers who are, individually, the best in the world with unmatched athletic abilities but instead of maximizing their joint slay, they are completely useless and always want to bite each other. which is to say okada and takeshita tags are so special to me

Honestly, hard to get invested in the top of the men’s division when that hype video seems to make clear 5 months in advance what the two Mania title matches will be. Maybe there’ll be a surprise, but for now the women’s division and the midcard are a thousand times more interesting.

Love me some completely impersonal brutality. The detached almost-fondness with which he says it is a classic.

They literally ruin everything they touch

Catching up on #Smackdown and Jade Cargill dressed as Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is a Halloween treat indeed.

Catching up on #SmackDown and I'm SO happy that Ilja is continuing the Open Challenges! He and Sami's respect for each other gives me joy.

ILJA. Wow, Ilja and Sami make for an insane matchup—not many people who bring the same level of fire and intensity to the ring as Sami (Ilja honestly may well bring more!) #SmackDown

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

Art created by human beings is infused with the dynamic range of the human spirit…. Something that AI will never be able to replicate.

The only (hilariously) ironic silver lining to the dire idea of AI writing WWE storylines that most LLMs are trained a LOT on AO3 and Wordpress. 😏

Aggressively uninterested in Brock, but after fast-forwarding through his segment to the aftermath I AM rather intrigued by Corey Graves actually taking a bump. #Smackdown 🤼‍♂️

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant

I don’t think I’ve ever catposted on here! Friends from other places will remember I took in three neighborhood feral cats just before the pandemic and spent most of that time trying to socialize them. They’re all doing well and being cute!

live your life in a way that you don't have people thinking the world will be a better place when you're gone.

Becky Lynch reacts to Seth Rollins cashing in and becoming the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

CM Punk can never know peace, happiness, or tranquillity. Love that for him. #SummerSlam

God damn man lmao. It felt predictable but I’m honestly still shocked. Punk is champ for 5 minutes. Seth cashes in. Now let’s see what this stable can really do. #summerslam

I’m worried if I write about how it was a nearly note-perfect callback to Takeover R-evolution, people will think I mean it wasn’t original, and I don’t mean that! But it was very striking…

Going to need @mithen.bsky.social's thoughts on that match.

Gunther chopped the hell out of CM Punk. #SummerSlam

CM Punk has Fantastic Four colors on his gear!

She tore the glow down and made everyone else slow down. Ahead of #SummerSlam, I talked to the homie @trinityfatu.bsky.social about reinvention, motivation, and what a third WWE World Title means this deep into her storied career. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

Mister Rogers never misses

OK, I am into Cardi B’s crow-themed entrance, certainly. #SummerSlam

Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them. tomlehrersongs.com

My daughter and I have been getting into #AEW lately. Here’s a sketch of Hangman Adam Page - fake back musculature brought to you by my lack of actual art instruction

I need Cena to carry this evil venue/date picking to another level. Cena - "You want a match with me? It's gotta be next Thursday after 5pm" Wrestler, conflicted - "...John, you know that's when I have visitation of my kid and I can't leave the state." Cena - "....AND?"

You ever seen Tibetan Fox kits before? Now you have!

Wheeler Yuta vs Homare in a battle of who can see the worst

I cannot imagine Punk isn’t going to get storyline written-off before the Saudi show, but the part of me that wants to watch the world burn wants Miz to tweet, context-free, “Tastes good, huh?” if he does go.

Catching up on #Smackdown and you know, I feel for Jimmy. If anything ever warranted a heel turn, it would be watching your TWIN BROTHER win the main event at Mania and you’re losing random matches on Smackdown. 🤼‍♀️

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

hangman 🤝 toni “I NEED THIS”

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

Catching up on #RAW and holy hell, Dragon Lee and Penta seem determined to kill either Chad Gable or themselves, or both.

I don't know why everyone is so confused about Seth inviting Bronson Reed into his faction. If they're a group Seth doesn't have to fight him! He's a very smart man! A man who doesn't want to get Tsunami'd again! #WWERAW 🤼‍♂️

That match was literally exactly what it needed to be, and it was entertaining as hell 😆 #SNME

"em dashes are a sign that something was written by AI" you are simply jealous that i've memorized that I can hold alt and press 0151 on the numpad to produce an em dash whenever i desire. look: —. it's beautiful. i'll even do it again: —

Bronson Reed coming back from that brutal foot and ankle injury that fast as a big man is insane. I’m so beyond stoked to see where this group goes from here. #snme

Seth Rollins vs Sami Zayn at WrestleMania for the World Heavyweight Championship at Mania 42 with Sami winning his first world title is the vision. #SNME

totally stolen from chat but The Brains and The Brons is an amazing stable name #SNME

El Hijo Del Vikingo vs Chad Gable? Another banger on the schedule for Worlds Collide. #SNME

I see you, Sami Zayn. 🇵🇸 #SNME

Oh, let’s just get right to it, I guess! NICE NEW GEAR SAMI. #SNME