Morning 😂.

Any mustelid fans here?

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Good morning, BlueSky. #Caturday

I can only wish and hope I can have this kind of happiness one day. Congrats to Montez and Bianca! #Wrestlesky

FUCK. ALL THE WAY. OFF. I have never rooted harder for a monarchal downfall as I am with this.

We've gone from Vince firing Dawn Marie for being pregnant, to this. We've come a long way, but still have so far to go

And Baby Belair!!

Biancaaaaaaaaaaaaaäãå

Bianca Belair! Bianca Belair! Bianca Belair! She's here! #WrestleMania #WWE

Short, but action-packed match between Stephanie & Liv. I thought it was a great match despite how short it was. #WrestleMania #WWE

I mean, I’m not gonna complain when Liv’s entrance involves her getting her clothing ripped off by a crowd of eager Lita-cosplayers.

Lmao Seth such a psycho I feel like he asked for this

Clearly these two have decided that they’re going to make up for the lackluster build with some EXTRA VICIOUSNESS. #WrestleMania

I’m really missing the hype videos recapping the feud before the match! Having ads instead of them makes it feel even more like there’s been no real build, you know?

Today I am thinking about Dark Sheik. And Nyla Rose. And Sonny Kiss. And Edith Surreal. And Kidd Bandit. And all people brave enough to be themselves in an industry that, more than not, is still hostile to them, in a world actively hostile to them. A level of strength so strong it becomes contagious

Aj shoulda had Becky daughter in this lineup to make it extra spicy

im so fucking sick of these hulk hogan promos dawg we are NOT watching this documentary 😭😭😭

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

Oh man, I want to be happy for Paige, but Nikki looks so crushed. #WrestleMania

Cody Rhodes is a wrestler? I thought he was just a flamboyant vodka salesman

Oh, oh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the moth and butterfly motif for Alexa and Charlotte! And a Wyatt reference! How stunning! #WrestleMania

Sami setting up Trick for an awesome win on Sunday where Trick proves him totally wrong makes me really happy. And kinda sad. But mostly happy. #SmackDown

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Trick immediately and infinitely better on his own without Yachty.

Has Tiffany had a heel turn while I wasn't able to focus on the show fully? That gear and her approach are yelling heel. (Commentary seems to be hinting at a turn as well))

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Fatu/McIntyre is actually one of the better-built feuds for WM. Mainly because it’s simple hatred and not bogged down by bollocks.

I really like Waller and hope 1. That he's having fun with New Day stuff and 2. That there's more ahead for him someday. #SmackDown

I love the Wyatt Sicks, but I need Nikki Cross feuding with the other women on SmackDown and having bangers with them. #SmackDown

Somewhere in the multiverse I am a fan of Multi-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion Dexter Lumis 🥲 #WWE #smackdown

These teams are getting the crowd into this match despite the crowd doing their best not to get into it, lol.

Haha, Sami just HAVING to check and see if that cactus is sharp and getting poked is perfect Sami. #SmackDown

The destruction of all search engines is the tech story of the last decade imo

Catching up on Raw, and the audience is really into this Charlotte-Lyra match, which I love to see! (They’re also tearing it up so the pop is earned!)

Thrilled to see these Ravens have returned to raise another brood in the facade of NYC’s gothic cathedral, St John the Divine! Caught one parent as it was returning to the nest. 🖤♥️🖤 #Ravens #stjohnthedivine #birding

huge thank you to everyone involved in this mission for reminding us of the best of humanity and I am tremendously glad it all went off as planned space is pretty cool and so, in many cases, are people

Whyyyyy is the rapper saying lines that Trick could deliver himself with more authority and charm? IT'S ANNOYED THE FRICK OUT OF ME. 🤼‍♀️

Well, no matter what happens with Sami, I really did appreciate the callout to the ride or die fans he did there. It felt a bit fourth-wall-breaking in a way. 🤼‍♀️ (It made me emotional)

WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING

I don't like how many non-wrestlers are clogging up storylines, but if forced to keep a couple, Jelly Roll and Ishowspeed can stay. (Jelly actually emotes outrage and determination really well! Ishowspeed's got a more complicated set of emotions to sell but he's doing pretty good.) 🤼‍♀️

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

I kinda like the theme music for Royce! It's not Generic Rock Music, it matches his style, it's got a bit of a Pavolvian sting to it. In this anti-bangers age, I will take it. #SmackDown

Man, this Yachty dude lowers Trick's rizz every time they're on the screen together. He's anti-rizz. #Smackdown🤼‍♀️

pro wrestling is cool because people will be like "yayyy big meaty men slapping meat 🥩💪" but it's actually more "big meaty men establishing incredible amounts of emotional trust in order to keep each other safe doing dangerous physical maneuvers 🥺"

Trick Williams always looks naturally good with gold. #SmackDown

There seem to be an awful lot of multi-person title matches this Mania, but I would also really like this US title match to become a three-person match with Melo. #SmackDown

Reminder that no burn on a wrestler has ever approached Cody saying “No fan has ever left a show thinking about you” to Disco Inferno.