Major missed opportunity here by not including the Toy Story Zizzle game. I guess Digital Eclipse doesn’t have the technology for Zizzle emulation yet.

Shoutout to @eliteobsolete.bsky.social for the tools needed for my numerous iPod mods and repairs. And to this 2009 13” MacBook Pro for resuscitating this 4th gen iPod in ways that my much newer MacBook couldn’t.

It’s June. Fight to make their lives meaningless and our lives prosperous.

In recognition of Pride Month, please remember the important life lessons and imitable behaviors Yoshiyuki Tomino imparted onto a generation of children in the first episode of 1985's Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam that Bandai put out a goofy-ass Ocean Group dub of in 2004, which was the style at the time.

Hurricanes Man came back with a vengeance. Don’t let him down, boys. youtu.be/StUa7YRfHYw?...

Unless you’re the Texas Rangers, since their collective stance is “eww cooties gross” but who needs that bum franchise anyway.

UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH This upcoming season just got a lot harder for my team.

Crazy finish to a very wrecky and brake-devouring race tonight. Just some of the damage this track brought about.

NEW #PodcastONA: Katsuhiro Otomo’s new studio, GKIDS brings The Adolescence of Utena to theaters, a Crunchyroll Anime Awards recap, and more! www.podcastona.surrealresolution.com/2026/05/31/e...

Our interest in the Crunchyroll schmoozefest is on display by the use of the determiner ‘a’ in this. Also, there’s a thumbnail present, it just didn’t show up through the link. I didn’t forget.

Rapper #JPEGMAFIA continues his in-your-face experimental style on his latest record to somewhat mixed results. Read @mak2hybridmedia.bsky.social's review of "EXPERIMENTAL RAP" here: www.surrealresolution.com/index.php/20...

BREAKING: The Be Sharps have backed out of Freedom 250.

IN FRED WE TRUST.

First round: sweep Semis: sweep ECF: gentlemen’s sweep Vegas? Get ready for a fight.

From 4 to 8, and from 8 to 12. Twelve wins. All to fight for the four wins that count the most. Welcome back to the dance, Raleigh. See you on Tuesday. WE WANT THE CUP.

Joey Styles, somewhere: THE TAZMISSION! THE TAZMISSION! THE KATAHAJIME!

One period away.

All of the veteran members of Yuri on Ice Twitter just emerged like a batch of sleeper agents. A 10th anniversary exhibition and Blu-ray box is fine enough, but we all know what we want and we won’t get it. Thanks, Mappa.

The REAL American Dream.

LIGHT THE FUSE BRING THE BOOM DYNAMITE

Aha, no typos this time. Also, get rid of Spotify. Literally anything else is better, even a 20 year old iPod. Teach the zoomers how to fix iPods.

NEW #DecibelBoost: another round of #DanielEkIsAChode, Weird Al hits Broadway, and Rolling Loud… the movie, plus new tracks from Charli xcx, Vince Staples, The Avalanches, Haken, and more! decibelboost.surrealresolution.com/2026/05/28/e...

…well, it’s half true, mainly about the guy part.

This might come across as a bit of a spicy hot take, but I’ll be brave and just say it. Companies shouldn’t “own” SHAPES. There, I said it. I am now the bane of the guitar companies’ existences.

11. One to go before the finals. Win it in Raleigh, fellas. And sound that flipping siren.

Even the MSM would have to torch this idea because that means they also will have to land in Decatur, Ohio.

Who got the winner? You know him, you love him. Because he's.......... #SoundTheSiren

And that’s 10. Two more, and they can win it in Raleigh… God willing. Sound that f-ing siren.

MIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Re-upping this since I watched the main event this morning. Absolute A-grade show from end to end. Match of the night… uhhh, five way tie, honestly. Hook smarmy heel Kevin Knight into my damn veins.

Hi, we know we’ve been behind on things, life has been difficult for us for a bit. We’ll get back on schedule soon. April was an “eh” month, anyway.

NEW #DecibelBoost: it’s the (long belated) April album roundup, talking the biggest releases of the month from At the Gates, Foo Fighters, Thundercat, Kehlani, Nine Inch Nails + Boyz Noize, Cavs, Earl Sweatshirt, and more! decibelboost.surrealresolution.com/2026/05/25/m...

30 minute red flag for lighting at the Coke 600. We were SO CLOSE.

Haven’t done this since Earnhardt in 2001. It still doesn’t feel real.

The weather clearing up for the 600 tonight must be some kind of divine messaging to everyone. Here’s hoping we can make it through the night.

The 5 hour endurance of the Coke 600 can't hold a candle to the NOAPS 6.5hr Red Flag 150

Ross Chastain wins the weather-shortened O’Reilly race at Charlotte tonight, after a 4-plus hour red flag and a… *weird* lapse by NASCAR race control. Trucks race will either happen early tomorrow morning or sometime on Monday. The weather delays continue.

Ehlers gets the OT winner for the Canes

And that’s number 9. Took a bit longer to get there but the fight is still in this team yet. Now we head up to Montreal to keep the pace going.

Just in time for the IPO

So this became delay number 2 of the weekend, 8-9pm tonight. Don’t expect the O’Reilly race to go for long here tonight either.

NO. Please book a new feud, Paul.

Auto racing delay number 1 of the weekend: Trucks race in Charlotte is pushed to 8am tomorrow morning. Yes, EIGHT IN THE AM. These storms suck.

A race of hot dog buses at Indy. God flipping bless this weirdo country.

This is like a kegger at Stone Cold Steve Austin’s house.

The bonus ending of a Beatles jam is a real nice touch. Officially in the pantheon of great late night endings with Kilborn and Ferguson, the Conan Tonight Show, and David Letterman.

[piano music]