That’s really how Georgia’s campaign ends. What a hilarious mess.

THE 2026 'EVERYTHING' THREAD Same deal as before - movies, music, television, et cetera, all in here when it happens. The goal: 365 things in 365 days. Let's see how it goes.

Somewhere, right now, Paul Finebaum is seething in his evil lair of villainy and cradling himself with whispers of "the SEC is still better than the Big 10, the SEC is still better than the Big 10..." Everyone at ESPN deserves this for their unabashed homerism.

For one day of the year, every year, Charlotte becomes the mayonnaise capital of the world. Don't ask for context. Just take in the absurdist majesty.

This is some BELTS TO ASSES whipping Indiana is putting on right now. Bama, it's not too late to catch a direct flight out from LAX.

Well, you know what they say about the ones you most expect: Fool me once, shame on… shame on you…………… fool me, we can’t get fooled again.

Your local young millennial retro anime historian here to remind you that the following anime will be turning 20 this year and, as such, will now count as retro anime.

Even made it onto SportsCenter, too. What a wonderful way to kick the year off.

Anderson Cooper cannot keep it together during his dramatic reading of the lyrics to Taylor Swift's "Wood" (r @vineyarddawg.bsky.social)

Every year I always chug this thing in as short an amount of time as possible. This time… not so much. I’m gonna savor all of this for a bit longer.

Great job, Ohio State, proving everyone absolutely right about your fraudulence. They are who we thought they were.

*END OF YEAR REFLECTION THREAD* 2025… or, how I learned to stop worrying and ignore the “content.” What a fucked year it was, from top to bottom. My house is in disarray, my finances are steadily “debt neutral” despite various debts, and my brain is more damaged than ever. So let’s talk about it.

And MTV 80s signed off with “Together in Electric Dreams” youtu.be/kE3e2R4-Cgk?...

MTV 90s said goodbye with the Spice Girls’s… “Goodbye” youtu.be/MLCRea8MnqM?...

Over at Club MTV, the last banger was… “Please Don’t Stop the Music.” youtu.be/9hqJ9Fe-FeQ?...

It’s done: The four MTV UK/Europe music channels have shut down. But they went out cheekily. Final song on MTV Music was “Video Killed the Radio Star,” natch. youtu.be/9hqJ9Fe-FeQ?...

THE HYPNOTOADS WIN THE ALAMO BOWL

Easy resolution for 2026 is to watch more joshi wrestling. If only because this satisfies a very deep bloodlust I have to watch everyone in STARDOM beat the everloving CHRIST out of each other.

Brock Purdy refuses to remain anonymous: defector.com/brock-purdy-...

It would be rather fitting that the NFC South, the “nobody wants to win this” division, ends up being won by default if Atlanta remembers how to play football when it doesn’t matter anymore.

NFC South on the line on Saturday at 4:30, NFC West *and* the NFC #1 seed on the line on Saturday at 8:00, AFC South will be determined on Sunday at 1:00, the AFC #1 seed will be determined on Sunday at 4:25, AFC North “someone’s gotta win this” on the line on Sunday night. Buckle the frick up.

Week 18 schedule, hot off the press. Ravens Steelers SNF as expected.

Seahawks-49ers on Saturday night. Figures that the AFC North BATTLE OF MID takes precedent for the Sunday night game, whatever. Job’s not done. Get that number 1 spot.

That was one of the most batshit insane games of football I’ve seen since… last week. But a win’s a win and the mission is still on. NUMBER ONE SPOT.

A heavyweight battle with barely any defense in the game. Just how the league likes it.

Since then, two Chicago 3–and-outs and 14 points. Better.

…guys I’m sick as shit with the flu, I don’t want to be even more sick right now.

For the 49ers tonight, there are two options on the table. Win and fight for the #1 seed next week against Seattle, or rest the starters next week if they lose to Chicago tonight. We know what we want. And it’s that number 1 spot.

So between the Raiders undeservingly winning the #1 draft pick and the Giants completely destroying their own tank for… no real reason, this is a situation where nobody wins in the end. Great job, everyone.

Who will go to 9-8 Adjacent Super Bowl? The memes.

APB after that @PopTartsBowl! Do not render aid to this mascot.

Must’ve been rooting for Georgia Tech. There’s always next year.

This is the greatest moment in the history of the ABC television network. Three Pop-Tarts… well, two now, being toasted for our amusement and enjoyment in honorary sacrifice for football.

Three mascots will be consumed to celebrate BYU’s win.

We remember our comrades who lived their dream.

The Pop Tarts are here. Which will be consumed?

Woo birthday stuff. They get a lot less special over time, so it’s just an excuse to go shop for stuff.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Another trip around the sun complete. Woo.

Panthers-Bucs on Saturday night for the NFC South title, Seahawks-49ers on Sunday night for the #1 seed (pending this week’s results) - everything else, just figuring out the rest of the seeding.

The CW4Kids | Magical DoReMi "Dustin' the Old Rusty Broom" | May 15, 2010; 7:00am

Oh happy birthday to ME on Saturday.

…oh you all know exactly what you’re doing and I appreciate it.

NEW #DecibelBoost: it’s the year-end tradition, the crew’s top and favorite albums of 2025! Thanks for listening throughout the year and have a very merry Christmas! decibelboost.surrealresolution.com/2025/12/25/e...

Basketball on Christmas.

Looked like Shaq was entering a scene from Wreck it Ralph 😆😆😆