I can’t suggest losing your pet and your job in 48 hours of each other but getting drunk with your friends after it all happens??? Yes, highly recommended.

If the Knicks take it to the end, the body under Danhausen’s sheet will 1000000% be Brunson. #WWE #smackdown

See the date?! OH I HAVE KNOWNNNN #aew

Oh dang, Google Maps updated and my house she looking CUUUUUTE! Love this for me!

I love this big beefy pariah so much 😍 #WWE #wweraw

That fatal four way was one of the best matches we’ve gotten in a hot minute. Imma watch it a couple more times, for sure 👀 #WWE #wweraw

Yes, Oba it IS “1-1” Not “1 plus 1” like that illiterate idiot said. Stop giving Brock the opportunity to speak, full stop. #wweraw #WWE

I personally love watching #wweraw on a delay because I can fullllllly fast forward thru all the truly awful Bloodline shit 😮‍💨 #WWE

The news cycle is so depressing. Look at this headline I just read: "Roman Reigns threatens fans with the possibility of Jey winning King of the Ring" #wwe #wweraw

If you ever replay something super embarrassing that you did a long time ago just know it’ll never be worse than John Cena remembering his Osama bin Laden announcement #WWE

I again am imploring the men to NOT wear white gear in general (diaper butt) but especially when they know damn well they’re gonna get busted open (bloody dinks) 😭 #WWE

I always wish the internet was a smidge better at letting us know what the international crowds are chanting/singing. I have chant FOMO! #WWE #clashinitaly

Did Tiffy get big ol’ veneers? Is that what’s different with her face now? They’re…… very “Tribal Chief” (disrespectfully) #WWE #smackdown

Yachty is the worst valet in memory #WWE #smackdown

Omg Tozawa and Otis FINALLY realizing that Maxx has been sleazing around with Theory. I hate/love where this is going. #WWE #wweraw

God. That was GREAT. I could run thru a wall rn. #WWE #wweraw

Seth hits a decent pedigree mayyybe once a year. That was the one we get for 2026. The rest will be embarrassing and sloppy. Them’s the rules. #WWE #wweraw

Gonna need someone to gif Seth’s tongue waggle for……. reasons. #WWE #wweraw

Hey Tez….. XYZ 👀 #WWE #wweraw

HOW IS THIS NOT THE MAIN EVENT?! What?! #WWE #wweraw

Embarrassing. #WWE #wweraw

Oh my God that line of Corey’s about not watching made-up sports in regards to basketball was hilarious. I was in the other room, changing the laundry and I cackled out loud! 🤣 #WWE #wweraw

Why are they giving a GM a title shot? Makes zero sense. Now running an in-ring program with Aldis v. Drew…… that’s another story 👀 #WWE #wweraw

Tez. v. Seth has the potential to be a MOTY contender no doubt #WWE #wweraw

“Dirtier than a Waffle House parking lot” 😭 signs are on point tonight #WWE #waeraw

Logan Paul Career-Ending Injury Challenge 2026 #WWE #wweraw

Please do not turn Ja’Von heel 🙃 and don’t make me explain why. #WWE #wweraw

I can’t believe it’s 90° rn. I’m cry. So Caesar salad and a therapeutic amount of butter on sourdough toast. What you got? #WWE #wweraw

Anyyyyyway…. Let’s get back to a less polarizing topic. ::checks notes:: who do we root for between Penta v. Ja’Von when we love them both so damn much?! #WWE #wweraw

Hello, Paulrus. I’d say it’s nice to see you but I’m not one to lie. #WWE #wweraw

God, not you too Swerve?! #aew

Wearing gear in tribute to a pedo is the most heel shit Jade Gargill has ever done, for sure #WWE #SNME

Can you imagine what kind of woman you’d have to be to put up with ANY of Darby’s bullshit?! To quote a perfect tweet, “I do not support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb!!!” #aew

Start, middle, finish….. *cough* 🥴 why does she look so rusty tonight?! #WWE #smackdown

“Achoo.” - Alexa Bliss #WWE #smackdown

So I can make stencils and do things like this…. #pottery

Shit pants or not, that Tony D is 🥵🥵🥵 #WWE #wwenxt

Tony just shit his pantaloons, sorry to report 😔 #WWE #wwenxt

I’m trying to get my cricut set up at my pottery studio right now but you BEST BELIEVE I’m SAT for this Rook match first 👀 #WWE #wwenxt

Never say “Theory mounting Seth” ever again I stg, Cole 😑 #WWE #wweraw

I’ll back up Seth and those pants AAAANY day 🥵 #WWE #wweraw

Brock Legnar huh? Maybe Paul should retire too. #WWE #wweraw

It’s truly taken everything in his power for Brock Lesnar not to say the N-word at Oba Femi every time they’ve interacted, I promise you. #WWE #wweraw

God. Fuck this. Retire you big blonde bitch. #WWE #wweraw

Reminder that Kevin Nash is the GOAT because he told Raquel to just wrestle more like her size and instantly she became a way better wrestler. Only Big Kev could have that power. #WWERAW

Evergreen skeet if she’s going to curse all our shows. #WWE #weeraw

That’s right, Raquel! Shaken baby (neck) syndrome 🤣 #WWE #wweraw

Tell it to me straight — do we think that Paige is back for good or is she only here for the Bella historical reunion tour? #WWE #wweraw