My Shayla 😭🖤 #WWE

The only thing that’s more embarrassing than becoming a catchphrase merchant in the #WWE is trying to and failing miserably… Lookin’ at you, “It’s WEPA time” *cough* #smackdown

Jelly Roll is such a turd, man. #WWE #smackdown

Jesus tho, that is SO much blood 😳 #WWE #smackdown

I mean, uhhh… ✨ya love to see it✨🐍 #WWE #smackdown

🗣️ Tasi, Lua, Tolu… FA TUUUU #WWE #smackdown

You may not wanna hear it, but Tiffany Stratton is one of the best wrestlers this company has 🤷🏼‍♀️ #WWE #smackdown

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA that was the most amazing Chelsea Green cameo we’ve ever received 🤣🤣🤣 #WWE #smackdown

Is Kit nonbinary?! Okkkkk 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼 #WWE #smackdown

The absolute douchechills these two give me 😖 Danhausen, MAKE THE CURSE WORK FASTERRRRR! #WWE #smackdown

What is going on with Jade and B-Fab in the background tho?????? 👀 #WWE #smackdown

God damn, I love Los Garza so much 😭🖤 they deservw so much better than this #WWE #smackdown

Description stands. I said what I said. #WWE #smackdown

I believe in a Lash Legend supremacy 🎀💅🏼🎀 #WWE #smackdown

::incredibly Wade Barrett voice:: BEDLAM! #WWE #smackdown

EXACTLY! #WWE #smackdown

I just love when you can read the legit happiness on Char’s face. Those are her frannnns 🫶🏼 #WWE #smackdown

Yes, boo him…. Boo this too-blonde man! #WWE #smackdown

Priest tells Los Garza to get ready which just means…… lose the pants #WWE #smackdown

It’s Future Hall of Who’er Jade Cargilllllll #WWE #smackdown

I know we’ve gotten 1 million matches between the MFTs and the Wyatts however, you have to admit that this is an inspired foursome and a very good match! #WWE #smackdown

Wings… Mac n’ cheese…. Salad… dinner of champions (which means Drew has never had this combo in his life 🤭) #WWE #smackdown

And I oop…… #WWE #smackdown

Has Jacob always had the bullring? 🥵 #WWE #smackdown

I’M ON TIME! Feel free to applaud 💅🏼 #WWE #smackdown

The whole Baron Corbin thing happening over on Twitter is hiiiiiilarious 🤣 I’m howling — I can never fully quit that hellsite I stg #WWE #wrestletok 🤼

We’re in for levels of insufferability the likes of which we haven’t seen before and won’t see again until his retirement show #WWE #wwenxt

If Ricky Saints closes his jacket a little too tight it will say AB SLUT This has been a PSA #WWE #wwenxt

Jay Uso has become completely unwatchable in every single scenario. #WWE #wweraw

Second hottest* free agent in the #WWE actually, Cole. Get it right or get cursed! #wweraw

They need to stop rattling off wrestlers’ real life accomplishments….. what does being a collegiate athlete have to do with Oba Femi?! NOTHING. Stop taking us out of kayfabe! #WWE #wweraw

Gable’s skin and Danhausen’s under eye bags are the same color 🤭 #WWE #wweraw

15 minutes late but watching on my dashboard as I drive home from the pool LOL (DONT TELL THE COPS) #WWE #wweraw

Today is the LAST DAY any Danhausen merch will be on PWT — get it all while the gettin’ good! 🦷🧛🏼 #WWE #lovethatdanhausen

Why am I laughing so hard at this????? 🤣 #WWE #smackdown

I skeet for everyone when I say… #WWE #smackdown

JSYK, ProWrestlingTees is running 20% off all Danhausen merch rn! Moneyhausen! #WWE #smackdown

What’s the over/under that Mark Nash gets both of these guys’ names correct? (Get fired!) #WWE #smackdown

Dear Lord, I will watch another seven years of the Wyatts vs. the MFTS if you just let this shit feud between Cody and Drew end tonight. Amen. #WWE #smackdown

DANHAUSEN ON BOTH SHOWS — I AM SQUEALINGGGG AND KICKING MY VERY NICE VERY EVIL FEETIES! #WWE #smackdown

Ha ha ha HAAAAAAA, now look what you’ve summoned Johnny Underoos 🤣 #WWE #smackdown

Sami. Whatever you’re thinking. YES. #smackdown #WWE

Please leave Iyo in the back, please leave Iyo in the back… #WWE #smackdown

Meaning Los Garza v. Wyatts — not this dumb fake team of Priest and Truth…. Yuckkkko

Now that Road Dogg is gone I feel comfortable letting you all know that I am the new lead co-head writer in #WWE and we are about to see these two teams fight every single week for the entire time I have the job. Sorry not sorry. #smackdown

Ok so I was 100% sure Drew was dropping to Cody but now I have hope Sami costs Cody his chance. It’s even better than I could have hoped just 24 hours ago… 🤞🏼🙂 #WWE #smackdown

ANGEL TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! It’ll help! I promise! #WWE #smackdown

The Detroit(-looking LOL) boys are back from band practice! #WWE #smackdown

Speak on it, Sami. Fuck that politicking golden boy bullshit! 🗣️ #WWE #smackdown