Don't get this Louis theroux thing, he's just giving them free airtime

Dire Straits more like, they can all have that for free if they like

Watching bonnie and Clyde properly for the first time. Such a good looking film

What time does work finish at the Bayer pharmaceuticals plant???

Sorry how has this arsenal match already started and half time??!! Fuckssake!!

Bet they don't have twee mammals in Dubai

Good, but you have to ask what they were thinking doing this in the first place

I'd stick an image of my cat on a banknote of him destroying it and chewing the foil

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

I'm not buying this 'Barca fan goes to the wrong St James Park and ends up watching Exeter City' bollocks. Absolute bullshit.

There's a man in the pub having a loud show call on his phone. Namedropping his guts out including Pavarotti

One of my favourite London pubs. I'm overdue a visit. ⬇️🍺

The Epsteam??

I do enjoy old people raging in pubs about things. The mad bastards

What if the new aytollah is Akmel foley?

“Hump Plumping Injectibles”

I once saw him at Twickenham at an England match. He was stood next to Peter Crouch (who got mobbed) and no one noticed Beaumont. Because rugby is rubbish

My old employer. Never let them gloss over the fact it's Wasserman and the former owner is an Epstein associate. Also what a shit name and logo!

After so many years this joke finally slots into place

My theory about why posh people really live in the sticks. It's not for the farming (they rarely do that themselves) It's because they have no style or taste. You can hide a lot behind wellies and gilets out in the country, including never combing your hair or cleaning your wonky teeth

Paul simon hiding his baldness over 7 decades is very impressive

There's a cunt on linkedin that's just cited a stat that there were 500 million ticket requests for the World Cup and really statistics are just meaningless wherever they meet online

Shearer you can't wear a collared shirt under a collared polo shirt

Load of Carling advertising on the football. Really can't think last time I was anywhere they sold it apart from earls court about 2003 when I went to see Paul McCartney, it was the only beer available

They going to do a Gaza on Lebanon and the whole of Iran?... Think the UK might need to think about that now rather than halfway through

Seeing the UK snl trailer. Such huge industry of comedy adjacent non Comedy acts here

He didn't even do that, he did nothing, less than 30 seconds at best. They are all scum

Wish I had a corrupt husband that gave me loads of Chinese money

With all these drones, someone should relaunch Maplin

Oh the irony

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

I invested in Brewdog in my husband's memory. He would be turning in his grave #Suffolk #BBCNews 🔗: https://www.bbc.com/news/arti...

There was a person in a gruffalo suit outside the bookshop and all the passing dogs starting freaking out

Distracting myself from *waves in the general direction of everything* by a stroll to Chelsea Creek and Foreshore to check on the wondrous Saxon fish trap. V-shaped, carbon dated to the reign of King Offa, 757- 796 CE. It’s comforting amid the madness to think how well this structure has survived.

Sometimes waiting for the Chinese listening to the radio playing with my phone having a lollipop I'm genuinely disappointed when the order arrives

Two hello moto ringtones in this town now, what's the dillyo?

They're running out of Interceptors #topgear

Show Business FACT: Comedy legend Frank Carson died of exhaustion, following a visit to a Jacob's factory.

How cool is this?

Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

Müller Reich

That polanski freak would sort this in a day

This is an, err, interesting take on parliamentary democracy from the leader of a major party.

I have a feeling that the British public are closer to the Starmer position on Iran than this gung-ho commentary suggests www.express.co.uk/news/politic...

I love The Velvet Underground

You were out on the street with your frantic brother who films people on his phone

Lettings agents apprehensive about the new influx of new colleagues winging their way from Dubai in loafers and Hermes suits

Well played BBC News. #kwaliteejurnlism