Feara Goretti more like

10mins in this new film Der Tank, absolute riot. About German tank crew on meow meow

Show me entitlement, they're still screening the dead guy on BBC showing us how to live longer

Love the local 'Mediterranean' restaurant. Blasting Duran Duran on their outdoor speakers advertising their new Chinese menu

And a happy new year to Heston and Will Self www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Through no fault of my own, I found myself in a place where Sheeran's "The Shape Of You" was playing. It is, in a way, reassuring to be reminded that it is as shite and objectionable as I first thought it was, in those blessed days when I'd never willingly heard any of his "songs".

That's Magnum PI

We used to call them students

"What's your area of expertise?" "I can tell the difference between the To The Manor Born and Yes Minister theme tunes." "No you can't Mr Simpson no one can."

The fuck has Hampstead go to do with anything?! French and American well to do's buying ice creams, and men in bushes

Everyone I know secretly taking Ozempic just ends up looking like a total slob. Be interested to know how big the landfill of saggy Diesel jeans will be dealt with

Was this one of the ones he released in lockdown?

Places still advertising food as 'dirty'. Dirty fries, dirty burger. Dirty bastards, grow up

And if the UK ever became strategically important?

Epiphany from EastEnders

I'm wearing a balaclava

"GenAI is the futu--

Imagine killing 36 Cubans and kidnapping a guy just to get your 10 meters badge Venezuelan opposition leader says she would share Nobel Peace prize with Trump during Fox News appearance – live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!

No reason, just LOL. Prints of this @daveyjones.bsky.social banger are available from philiplarkin.com/product/lark... #poetry #philiplarkin #viz #space #doom

You can't consult your phone. What day is this?

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist good morning

Surely he dressed as a *real* admiral? No point dressing as a fake one…

If you like books about men who cross their arms, Waterstones in Manchester has a bunch of them

2026 the year I want to get AI to fake a CV for me and take over the doctorship at a leading university until I'm led out in shackles or become an admiral or something

You don't see icicles anymore because of woke

Me back at work today for the first time in almost 2 weeks with no passwords remembered, no working pens and no cheese for breakfast x

Meanwhile, West Ham have bought the same lad twice.

Why say “coordinated assaults” when “carefully Orca-strated” was right there.

Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!

After 2 days. Yet Grenfell?... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Advert, Cyclists’ Touring Club Gazette, May 1882: “Cyclists ride 100 miles ... without fatigue by the use of BARRY'S BEEF & COCA LOZENGES, Which are composed of the Finest Extract of English Beef, combined with the Concentrated Preparation of [cocaine].”

Thinking about getting arrested for supporting Venezuela Action. Who's in?

This Mo Salah thing has been made in the style of zero dark 30

Where is Gramatticus? I was his flatmate in Norwich in the 90s. He needs to speak out

I knew starmer briefly. A nice person, a good person. I can imagine how weird you have to act to negotiate the job. Tbh he could grow a spine and push back for once in his life

Well, the FIFA Peace Prize committee must be feeling very silly today.

Absolutely tired of this

They're managing an invasion from a golf club. What have I been telling the world about golf for years?!

how are you supposed to answer “what’s the craic?”

The UK Prime Minister says he's going to watch TV to find out what the President of America is up to.

The news cycle moved so fast. You don't log into this for an hour and it's all 'CSAM'. Feeling like a Victorian that's accidentally time travelled and doesn't even know what a phone is

Just recommended Nuremberg to someone. With that actor Rami Shaban in it, who was Arsenal's second keeper invincible era

Just heard someone swearing in Danish. Must rewatch The Bridge

Is it going to feature its repeated attempts to get rid of it?

Just in a cafe on the water looking at a kingfisher outside

Is this Pebble Mill? #hootenany

I could run the BBC, this is awful clearly a Tory plot to bring it down

Even Rivron isn't condoning this one

He belongs in the Hague #hootenany