Mum sending me pictures of Dad's stamp collection. Lots of stamps of the Andrew formally known as Prince. I don't think they'll have kept their value

I swear everytime I come back to this app, the Admins have found new way to completely fuck things up

Remember that paisley is the new parsley

Clothes are just garnish for our bodies

Bed rot? Of course, do you think I'm going to give capitalism the satisfaction of work rotting?

I don't know who needs to know this, but.....you've been a very a good girl :3

Bed rot? Of course, do you think I'm going to give capitalism the satisfaction of work rotting?

Its cold and so you snuggle into bed, but you feel teeth clamp onto your leg. In horror you throw back the sheets to make eye contact with me. That's right, you have a bad case of Bed Maxine

Months ago I was robbed of my life's savings due to a paperwork error. I've been fighting for survival ever since while trying to get it back. Donations will go to bills and food. Every bit helps 🖤🖤 CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

If you haven't listened to the Nine Inch Nails X Boy Noize collab, Nine Inch Noize you should absolutely listen to it. Ive pretty much listened to it once a day since it dropped

In the meantime, I may have also expanded my typewriter collection

Fox News: Trans people seeking gender affirming care is wrong Also Fox News:

Hi How are you all? Its been a while

Anyway I drew fwogs. Watching @n4c9s.bsky.social, @r2y9s.bsky.social and @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social do there art inspired me to do my own

Everyone talks about how they want a big titty goth girlfriend, but no one ever talks about how they want a big titty goth boyfriend and that's a shame

Anyway I drew fwogs. Watching @n4c9s.bsky.social, @r2y9s.bsky.social and @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social do there art inspired me to do my own

Everyone talks about how they want a big titty goth girlfriend, but no one ever talks about how they want a big titty goth boyfriend and that's a shame

Random ali-express store for the win, I got the right sized gasket right and I was able to put this Olivetti Dora back together all clean and nice 🥰

America's are always going on about how Fahrenheit and Imperial measurements are 'Freedom' Units, so I'm rebranding them. They're now Fascist Units. Conversations will be conducted as follows: "Is this bolt metric or Fascist?" or "It's 100° Fascist today" And you can keep your Facist Fries BTW

America's are always going on about how Fahrenheit and Imperial measurements are 'Freedom' Units, so I'm rebranding them. They're now Fascist Units. Conversations will be conducted as follows: "Is this bolt metric or Fascist?" or "It's 100° Fascist today" And you can keep your Facist Fries BTW

I initially went into this one somewhat ironically, but now I sincerely think it turned out kind of cool all things considered. Shoutout to @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social encouraging the idea ;). #Eggman #SonicTheHedgehog #TronBonne #MegamanLegends #ロックマンDASH bsky.app/profile/dsan...

The f slur: fahrenheit

Hahaha damn

Ok I've just seen the greatest copy pasta in the wild

I wish I was them (either)

I wish I was them (either)

(probably) Temp comm sheet, also a link to sprites I have made for infinite fusion (as much as i don't like that dev team its a good resource for things I've made) www.fusiondex.org/artists/quee...

Ok I've just seen the greatest copy pasta in the wild

if you don’t have the love and support of the employees of a restaurant themed discord server are you even living?

But hear me out .... Woman 🥰

A view into my mind

Listening to the song Wonderwall, and actually listening to the lyrics and it's actually a horrible song. Man pushes the burden of recovering onto a woman, tries to guilt trip here into doing it, all the while setting her up as some sort of savior. Why does anybody like this?

A view into my mind

Garfield is gay, he only has eyes for the big cheesy meat dishes

everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there

How many people can I make angry with this post

Reading people belittle others for using chopsticks is the worst flex I've seen all day

Reading people belittle others for using chopsticks is the worst flex I've seen all day

I have slept, I have ate, I have made lego. A pretty good 25th if I so say so myself

I bet you wonder what happens at my house at night, but the answer may surprise you

I bet you wonder what happens at my house at night, but the answer may surprise you

Trust and Safety was literally the thing we were asking for the day I after I joined. It was what we were asking for when bluesky opened to the public. Now the head of that team is eroding what little goodwill they had managed to build up, because he embarrassed himself and is abusing that system

Just a *reminder* Juni is looking for a software engineering job! You can fire your head of T&S and hire a new developer!

FREE JUNI RIGHT NOW YOU COWARDS

Aaron when he realise a public like on a public skeet, is able to be found out via the public api

if one of my tools outs a public action taken by a public member of the Bluesky team in public on their public account on the public app with a famously public protocol, and it embarrasses them a little bit, would *I* cop an immediate unappealable permaban, or would that only apply if I were trans?

Make sure this doesn't get shared a lot. Aaron is very embarrassed by it and doesn't want anyone to see, and we should respect his comfort the same amount he respects ours.

This is you, a tiny spanner

Everywhere I go, I see his face