Godzilla is also a foreign policy giant.

“Nothing”

i am going to be open and vulnerable for a sec.... I dont know what Oasis is, and at this point I am not going to ask.

is this fetish content?

(T.A.T.U. “all the things she said”) omelette things she said omelette things she said imitation egg imitation egg imitation egg ce n’est pas un oeuf

Thank you @flophousepodcast.com for sharing this perfect post.

Ted Leo could not be reached for comment.

“Jet Sky excursion” is code for something

not the point but fortune cookies were created by japanese who immigrated to the usa (after the chinese expulsion act) and then were taken over by chinese-american companies after the US put the japanese into internment camps during WWII matryoshka doll of metaphors in there to unpack if so desired

that old fucker went all the way to turkey and is being a bummer while surounded by all that baklava

Liminal shit

New @themountaingoats.bsky.social single is wild.

Don’t worry. Mitch McConnell has been active in the trUgoone War Thunder Shitlib side channel ln fb message this whole time.

I can’t believe the guy with red flags mile long has red flags mile long has red flags mile long

boy that slur sucks

memes replicate themselves

It’s amazing* how much leeway you get if you post it in the `/pop-culture/` directory. * its paid placement

this one says a lot about the fact that Dax Shepard and Skeet Ulrich are different guys

I can’t believe the guy with red flags a mile long had red flags a mile long

Roses are red I love my wife

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: ‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Webberoni Man.”

rare miss from @theonion.com theonion.com/report-thats... clearly @bencoleygolf.bsky.social has been compromised by big sprimp.

its not news...its cnn

[they're the same picture meme]

Putting aside the lack of monoculture part of it, 250 doesn’t feel quite as important as 200.

The guy from LCD sound system seems to have found new job

Alex Jones popped like a balloon.

Eat shit, carrot

i dont think i would brag about having a job where one of the KPIs is the possibilty of getting violently attackled in public in the name of Making Content

What is what Matt Taibbi took from us

The assassination of the American government by Coward Mike Johnson

"Sweden hasn't see this much carnage since the Franco-Swedish War" Dennis Miller, probably

Everything I know about christianity after 1611 I learned against my will. But do know this guy is a dipshit*.

All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

We need to have a serious discussion about how little charisma and talent Kelce's have as broadcasters and as spokespeople.

I’ve been so sad about Pride night and the @sfgiants.com . Not just for fans like me, but for the queer folks who work at the ballpark and in the dugout, and just want to feel safe and respected at the office.

in unblunding news: www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

pixar theory is qanon for aged out manic pixie tumblr girls. taylor swift easter egg marketing is qacon for white christian girls who got super into bible code.

Southhampton’s new director of scouting

@jordanmorris.bsky.social A channel that seems to be controlled by whoever now owns FuelTV has started uploading musical performances from The Daily Habit. www.youtube.com/@FuelTVVEVO

So many people seemed to be shocked that vance* would downplay Watergate, as if William Safire didnt purposely invited the -gate suffix as a means downplaying the level of Nixon's crimes. *pig man

As if nixon admin dead enders (Williams Safire for example) have spent the last 50 years ensuring no other republican would be held accountable for their crimes.

Once you get Lamine, you've gotten Yamal

Important to know your limits.

If Cape Verde makes it to the knockout round, they need to recruit an all star lineup of HBCU marching bands be behind their goal.

This is what happens when federal lawsuits stopped the Iowa state fair from sacrificing the butter queen.

I would listen to Skeet Ulrich's Jericho recap podcast. (i had to double check if Skeet Ulrich was in Jericho)

Snapchat is spending a lot of money trying to get my to buy ads on Snapchat. Like...social ads, display ads, youtube ads, email campaigns to my work email.