Imagine paying all of that money to hang out with a bunch of 60 year old men who live in the villages with *thoughts* on what undergrad women's studies majors at elite midwestern liberal arts colleges should be reading.

Killing Ben Collins only made him stronger. Like Skeletor, I think. I’m not super clear on he-man lore.

Art never sleeps.

Only a stem major would think to colorize Adam’s photography.

He’s the only person to fail the green line test in a solo headshot

Women in their 40s lip syncing to 90s alt rock songs on tiktok is the millennial equivalent of boomers in the 90s starting cover bands to play classic rock hits.

I can’t say Jaxson Dart has ever throught too deeply about anything other than route trees.

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> enterprise applications You either become IBM or get bought by IBM.

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Women in their 40s lip syncing to 90s alt rock songs on tiktok is the millennial equivalent of boomers in the 90s starting cover bands to play classic rock hits. (if you are taking requests, more good by better than ezra please)

The next @themountaingoats.bsky.social album just wrote itself.

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Sundar Pichai does not seem to understand the a priori agreement between Google and publishers.

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When youtube recommendation algorithm is not being used for evil, it is so fun. I watch one @usefulcharts.bsky.social video on orcas and suddenly all of my youtube suggestions are videos about recent breakthroughs in whale science.

Tired: Christopher Nolan cast Lupita Nyong'o to get awards Wired: Christopher Nolan cast Lupita Nyong'o to get right wing cultural wars dipshits to buzz market his movie

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This Wings rebook looks great

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Normal!

"vibe coding" being embraced as a positive descriptor is a perfect example of what Roland Barts was talking about when he said The Right will always coopt the language of social justice for their own means.

I know Ball, if by "Ball" you mean know a few facts about the Ball Jar company and how they are now a defence contractor or whatever

When you think about it, it’s wild that the made 20+ marvel movies and no one caught the twist they were all brothers and sisters until ant man 3.

Wait…that’s what Event Horizon is about?

Werner Herzog’s Cars 4

We know there no consumer demand (because there are no consumer use cases) and now we know enterprise contracts are being renewed or canceled because you would only need to sell consulting contracts with the companies dont know what the do with what they bought.

Hold on. Are you saying that pandering to the only people who watch television is a winning strategy

And yet if NYC put of a status of Osama bin Laden or Mohamed Atta, they would throw a hissy fit.

searching "bowling animation" in gifs is real eye opener to the scope of human sexuality

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None of these words are in the bible

Rodney Dangerfield voice: Ya hear about this gas shortage in Europe? They should meet my newborn—last night he let one go and the cat packed a suitcase. Kid’s got enough gas to heat Berlin Mitte. [adjusts tie] tough crowd!

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Cant wait to see what kind of raise the players will be getting

Me but a book about 24

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But wait

We should all spend less time bickering about our differences and more time celebrating our agreements, for example we all agree The Day Today and Brass Eye are the funniest shows and you can watch them on YouTube youtu.be/eTGE9153VFE?...

there is at least one high school percussion ensemble directory paying in bed trying to figure out how to arrange American Football's Patron Saint of Pale for next year's winter program.

Literally every podcast I’ve ever recorded has more parents of trans kids’ voices in it than @nytimes.com ‘s Pulitzer-nominated podcast about gender care for trans kids. (Because mine have one (me) and theirs had none (none).)

an all time great baseball TV moment

50% split for all athletes is the bare minimum. And I mean all.

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

It’s always poop cruise this and pop cruise that. But never 200 middle age men got Legionnaires' disease at an Amway conference in Topeka.

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