Truer words have never been spoken!

When folks wake up… Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.

I'm not saying Trump is worried about his crowd size but...

"My staff just got ahold of this memo from House Budget Committee Republicans."

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The jokes write themselves!

Americans are dying and losing their homes. And this needy sociopath is gloating. What a horrible, damaged person.

This....

I’ll be watching Desert Drifter and The Trek Planner on YouTube. Complete corporate media blackout!!

Elon Musk may have picked a fight with Nigel Farage, but the British public isn’t buying it.

The shade goes to 11. 💅

Trump called Alito a day before filing with SCOTUS to delay his NY sentencing. Alito claims "it wasn't discussed" during their call. And Roberts wonders why SCOTUS credibility has turned into flaming dog shit. 🙄 www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

🧵Mark Zuckerberg’s cravenly cynical decision to get rid of fact checking on Facebook, Instagram and Threads is reminiscent of the opening scene of The Godfather, where various local businessmen come to show their fealty to the mafia boss. 1/15

Trump pardoned Jared Kushner’s dad and wants him to be our ambassador to France, so shut the fuck up about Hunter Biden’s pardon.

This is a real tweet by the Democratic Party and I can’t help but wonder where this energy has been for the past 6 months

Flat Eartheres (flerfers?) are dying today because of fellow comrades who flew to Antarctica only to witness that the sun does indeed rotate all around the horizon as if Earth was (shocker) round! ✨😎✨

Are you going to believe him or your own lying eyes and ears?

Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of the UHC CEO, left a 4-star review of the Unabomber's manifesto: "When all other forms of communication fail, violence is necessary to survive. You may not like his methods, but to see things from his perspective, it's not terrorism, it's war and revolution."

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I have to admit, I'm a little ambivalent about this....

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“This wouldn’t happen if they stayed in the kitchen!”

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You can get sent to jail for stealing toilet paper but if you hire a dozen children to work overnight shifts at your slaughter house your company pays a fine

Everytime someone calls Trump “President Donald J. Trump” is like reaffirmation that this is the cultiest cult to ever cult

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Pour out a little Capri Sun for Matt Gaetz