Solidarity.

im nonbinary except when I play fortnite so I can say u got beat by a girlfriend

"the fortnite winterfest lodge plays the h*rry p*tt*r them-"

A huge night for Democrats: —They flip Miami's mayorship. —They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%. —They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council. —And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.

Who wore it better?

i love when you see the most wholesome video and then a vicious fight breaks out in the comments

My migraine has been going on for days can someone pls give me a lobotomy

I am still holding my breath. (about the NYC election)

if one more skinny person pisses me off I'm going to start actively promoting obesity

I don't like this rock

i would die for marcus the worm

Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.

Starting a lesbian girl group with my wife called CUNTR/X

if you don't like bad bunny as a superbowl halftime performer you're gonna hate when it's 攬佬SKAI ISYOURGOD's turn

claude is jus a little guy

colleen ballinger is def playing CANCELLED! on repeat

“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.

I already said I’m voting for him

The thing about trying to troll Trump back is the first notable attempt at it was by Marco Rubio

fucked up that I sobbed to blue is the warmest color and then proceeded to date like 7 men after that

the takeout delivery guy: "enjoy!" the response me and my two braincells said out loud: "yay!"

My latest list of must-read articles and some thoughts on the GPT-5 freakout. Here, I go off about why chatbot dependence isn't "parasocial," but rather, an engineered dependence. It's a behavioral addiction, not admiration run amok, and we should be clear-eyed about who's responsible.

is there a coupon for getting Bell's Palsy three times

ive gotten 7 labubus of my own skill, im putting that on my resume

I hate to say it, but if Long Covid is seen as primarily impacting women then our odds of ever getting it taken seriously go way down. Misogyny in medicine. It knows no bounds.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

nothing makes me as feral as nathan's hotdog eating contest

it’s fine to have a pair of shorts that you just wear every day out of sheer apathy because you work from home

i wish eric adams was AI generated but he's just like that all by himself

my only regret is not ranking Paperboy Love Prince

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation

as a certified hater, I'll walk in 106 degree weather to tell andrew cuomo to go fuck himself

It is difficult to overstate how much I loathe such selfish dumbasses:

i don't hate you because you're Florida, you're Florida because i hate you

my mom is mad i didn't come with the TRANSLATE wake word patch update 😔 it's supposed to be free with the eldest immigrant daughter DLC????

That's why.

me: I am hungry and would like to eat food my almond mom: 😠😠😠

mindfully taking in the fresh smell of palm trees, ocean breezes, and homophobia in florida 🙂‍↕️

Almost everything I used to love doing, I could do while wearing a respirator. My chronic illness prevents me from doing any of them. You only get one body, and your health is worth protecting. Adaptation is key. Wear a well fitted mask like an N95 & help stop the spread of Covid.

brb gonna write a scathing review of airport hotdogs

my adhd said the best time to pack a suitcase is at 1 am the night before my flight

All of us LGBTQ’s entering Pride Month.

battling my innermost demons (hand washing dishes)

tried artisanal pencil sharpening in my plot against capitalism, unfortunately I've been deeply humbled