shoutouts to Doomtrain from ff8, absolutely unhinged summon / guardian force / girlfriend

self care ❌ making myself cunty ✔️

This should be the bare minimum position of the entire Democratic Party and every elected official with a D after their name.

"the fortnite winterfest lodge plays the h*rry p*tt*r them-"

just died in fortnite in such a foul way i needed to log off and do a loving kindness meditation

archived every man outfit in my fortnite locker. ...except for el chapulín colorado.

it has begun. it's on sight if I see anyone with that chocolate frog backbling in fortnite

my favorite activity with my wife: spending 3 hours watching some dude's 30 minute YouTube video because we pause every minute and yell about how much we hate him to our tv

if fortnite really gives me a hp skin for free. i will never forget that act of transphobic violence.

about to griddy on h*rry p*tt*r for christmas

me after I pull some insane movement on ron weasley

the only straight couple i support is my blue whale and orca stuffies

"lose weight!" "get on ozempic!" "do it for your health!!" y'all don't even wear masks at the airport, be so for real

I was the young, fit, healthy person TPTB insist would be just fine contracting Covid. My long-Covid isn’t as severe as Jessica’s but it destroyed my life nonetheless, permanently derailing my career due to irreversible brain damage MCAS, clots, fatigue, and progressive organ damage. Mask up.

i guess i am 🥀

training in fortnite so I can emote with the utmost disrespect on anyone in a h*rry p*tter skin

unfortunately, I'm too shy to post how good I look in lingerie as a way to promote obesity.

I am now going to start actively promoting obesity.

I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos.... ...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes

nah bc if i said "i spent last night listening to sibelius and crying" as a 'man' I would get cooked

if one more skinny person pisses me off I'm going to start actively promoting obesity

juice wrld, Scooby Doo, butchers wearing pig masks

looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"

i would die for marcus the worm

oh you're in a sapphic relationship? alright, are you the one who loves listening to asmr things or the one who can't stand it?

thinking about how i transitioned before i could get called a performative man

idk why everyone doesn't wear a well fitting respirator outside in NYC. it smells really bad out here.

beef so deep my chinese teacher in chengdu knows about it

listen. before it becomes a thing thing, I knew about ibuprofen in august

the boston cop slide video still makes me cry laughing

when i was teaching the bill of rights i assigned students to find a current event that involved any of the amendments. wild that if i did that now, the third amendment would be relevant.

really hope the kids I taught the bill of rights to 8 years ago are really thinking about them rn...

if you don't like bad bunny as a superbowl halftime performer you're gonna hate when it's 攬佬SKAI ISYOURGOD's turn

like 9 years ago I followed a BUNCH of bull terrier accounts on Instagram bc I love them and now I get posts every so often that one of them passed away and now im emotional

i know this means nothing to any of you but i won a solo no fill six stack pure chaos blitz royale game this weekend

I just feel like I could write a kpop demon hunters fanfic that can ruin every lesbians life

girls night with my wife: doing our nails while listening to leftist podcasts

what the hell is serena williams doing being a spokesperson for a glp-1 for weight loss company

i think i'm in love with every fat woman doing the Katseye GAP ad choreography

i'd like to state for the record that i have no idea who morgan wallen is

i wish i was get-asked-on-cameo-to-deliver-bad-news famous

idk i just think lana del rey should be in fortnite

i hope all the girls I thought about while listening to black by pearl jam in high school are having a chill time

i need whoever bought me macarons to make themselves known

call me a 365 party girl the way I don't sleep don't eat just be chronically ill on repeat

TERFS: you biologically will never understand anything a female goes through ME: has menopause symptoms if im late with my hormones

can someone make a video of Johnny Silverhand doing the whiplash emote in fortnite

you ever have a TikTok fyp algorithm day that is so peak it puts a tear in your eye?

im unemployed and bad at fortnite :(

how it feels to lose a labubu to a checkout error