Poodled Doodle

Every orifice, every day

A year ago today I got to bring home Jackie Bananas. Thank you @tallwolf.bsky.social

Happy New Year from the star-shaped contact dermatitis under my chin ✨

Poppy appreciation post

Saw an ad for subscription based earbuds

Look at Jackie Bananas

I’m not a Jojo hater, but since seeing the Jojo Siwa cruise I keep thinking about it and how there really couldn’t be anywhere worse for me.

Manger Pane

To whoever invented Nerds Gummy Clusters: thank you.

Bananananana

My grandma and my husband sitting on either side of the couch as me and asking me to log into various things that require me to reset passwords feels like an intervention

My work also sent me to Mexico and it was cool 👍

Dog update

Just put a big for-profit library in my front yard

Can someone send me the Caroline Calloway screencap/meme where she’s “coding” please? It’s in my brain but I can’t find it

She’s giving her full 84% poodle with this haircut

I’d like to have a different pair of Crocs with themed jibbitz for every activity

I learned from reading a few books by autistics that when people don’t fully answer a question, you can acknowledge the part they DID answer before asking them to answer the rest. They’re less likely to get mad at you. I’m trying it out!

Me to clients: “I can either be your best friend, or a lady who still does a good job for you even though she hates you. You decide.”

When the solution to a problem is “self care” it’s like okay but is there not some sort of blow dart solution that could be deployed upon me instead?

I went to the store and they named a cookie after you.

Personally I’d simply break it to saddle and ride the thing, and we’d work together to survive. But I’m built different.

LinkedIn is one of the most depressing places around, and that’s really saying something because I’m literally from EARTH 😬

We’re waiting for koj to make a cake

He’s so chill

The only thing Ohio does not do correctly is calling the DMV the BMV. Is it a bureau more than a department? I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.

This is my favorite picture of me ever I think

Etch has this allergy/behavior thing where he is obsessively licking his own hair off and skin raw. Been to the vet a few times. Anyway I just ordered him some small Hawaiian shirts in an effort to dissuade the licking, and also because I think it will look extremely chill

Boom boom boom

They’re sending the Shriners kids to war and, I have to tell ya, I don’t think I agree

Looks like a good crew. Boy, that big gal can really toss a bag. Look at her!

I just created an AS (artificial stupidity) called Grunt

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

These just opened up

There is a monster at the end of this post

Took a weekend off due to (paid) work but I’m itching to get back to (yard) work

whats wrong babe you haven’t taken your Peter Griffin shot

Here's a Pizza Hut on mars that went out of business

God transport me safely back to Ohio ASAP please, and ideally never send me to Denver again

What if Godzilla was stomping through your neighborhood, but instead of destroying buildings she just picked satellite dishes off them and fashioned them into a bouquet? I don’t really know where I’m going with this.

I think I’m going to get really into yard work

This is how dogs vape

Finally got the Real ID 🇺🇸

Good thing I’ve been stockpiling my hot pocket sleeves all these years. Nothing says they only work once.