Every photo of the speaker of the house makes him look like a muppet that escaped containment and made it to the real world

“Pull my string and I’ll say anything” A wind-up doll — Trump’s propaganda machine.

What do you call a group of frogs? A portlandia.

This.

They all look like a Barbie Doll that was left out in the sun.

ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.

ls Roosevelt Island by Eleanor Friedberger the coolest song ever?

Still sounds like a cat with a sinus infection screeching

You can say that again...🫤

I go around "getting the Led out" and calling this month Rocktober and I don't give a fuck if I come off looking like a white suburban 15-year-old who listened to too much WLUP in Chicago.

Bondi and Co. have had a ton of time to delete *all* the Trumpstein files, not just the ones mentioning Taco, and the shutdown gives them even more opportunity. Even if the discharge petition eventually goes through, they'll still stonewall. There's too much to lose otherwise.

Imagine being so fucked up that you enlist your teenage son in your attempts to curb your porn habit. But that's exactly what Mike Johnson did, by installing an app that alerts his son that he (Mike) is viewing porn. The same app alerts Mike that his son is fapping! & Mike told the entire world!

Not even a Lee Greenwood performance could stop me from protesting on Oct. 18.

@aintscarylarry trump had Epstein “suicided.” Pam Bondi said the Epstein list was on her desk then said it doesn’t exist. Ghislaine Maxwell has been set free in exchange for lying. Mike Johnson refuses to seat Adelita Grijalva. All to cover up one fact: Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile.

Wow, Woody Allen peeked his head out from under a rock to say how much he loved Diane Keaton. I wonder how his daughter/concubine felt about that.

The Republican go to… “I don’t know…I haven’t seen it…when the truth is they have seen it and they do know how far down they are taking us. Republicans are fucking snakes. Their sole purpose is to protect pedophiles. Period.

This is Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY). He wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act. Over 63,000 of his constituents to lose health insurance, if the ACA was repealed. RETWEET to let New York know that RepMikeLawler wants to take away their health care! 👇👇👇👇

We always foot the bill.

I recently heard algebra was invented in India, when all this time I figured it originated in hell.

Tonight on a very special "FBI": The agents get pulled off a terrorist case to flag mentions of the president in a pedophile's papers. CBS, after football!

Think I gotta move out of Arizona. Too rainy.

This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

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It's Friday. Gonna fix myself a V & V (vodka and vicodin), play my Waxahatchee playlist and try to purge Trump from my mind for as long as possible.

droning_my_sorrows Vanessa "I filmed this whale today at Kiama. He had such distinct patterns on him and was very scratched up. I could see him under the water and noticed he was very white. I knew he would be unusual and I was excited to see him when he came to the surface."

Old MacDonald had a farm e, i, e, i, o But Maga Man, he did some harm e, I, e, I, o With a tariff here and a tariff there Soon your bean farm will be worth hot air e, I, e, I, o Old MacDonald had a farm e, I, e, I, o But that pedo's gonna fist you With your own arm e,I, e, I, oh!

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles. You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

If Chicago is so stinking awful, why did TacoPedo open a huge building there? And, now that the city is apparently a war zone, why doesn't he sell it and scrape his name from it?

House of Guinness on Netflix is laugh-out-loud bad, omfg!

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

When Marge Greene goes on Rachel Maddow, I'll begin to consider that her alliance with at least some progressive ideas is real. But I'll still hate her fucking guts.

Mike Johnson and his son use an app called Covenant Eyes to monitor porn activity on their devices and are "accountability partners" to each other. "So, dad, you have a lot more time to fap since you shut the House down. Dad, please don't fap." "Thanks, son. But Trump is lookng pretty 🔥. 😆"

😂😂😂

Thursday, friends! We're almost to Friday! Have a giggle for the day. Stay safe out there. #SheShed

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

Carroll Baker at the London premiere of The Carpetbaggers (1964)

If we ever see the Trumpstein files, get ready for the "AI Defense." That is, Drumpf and MAGAworld will claim that much or all of the evidence is AI fakery.

Amy Klobuchar is all of us right here. SMDH 🤦🏽‍♂️

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