The @washingtonpost.com is giving @nytpitchbot.bsky.social a run for its money.

Not very different than ICE in Chicago.

War by any other name.

I’m amazed how clueless / greedy those comedians are.

Because “Republicans are good for business” ™️ /s

friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Finally an AI I can support

Jane Goodall loved this Gary Larson cartoon. R.I.P.

Like Republicans care about ethics. “The Trump administration is blaming Democrats for the government shutdown in internal federal agency communications as well as public agency websites, in what experts say could be a violation of federal ethics laws.”

Finally a major newspaper getting a headline correct.

I so wish this was real. But I’m sure his son’s porn monitoring picked it up.

Same CD as global warming denial. “It was cold this winter! Yuk Yuk!”

"Thank you for calling the corporate headquarters of ANTIFA. Comrade, your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order it was received. Current wait times to speak to an actual ANTIFA representative are infinite. [🎶Soviet Musack🎶]"

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In which a top US Border Patrol official, incredibly, tells my tall and Anglo colleague @chipmitchell1.bsky.social that he's not the type they're looking for as they go about downtown Chicago arresting people based on "how they look" chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Donald Trump is sending the military into Oregon telling them to use “full force” against an imaginary enemy, and Democratic messaging is about health care. Seems, uh, disproportionate.

> @macfarlanenews.bsky.social

I'll say this once more: @kairyssdal.bsky.social, of public radio (APM vs NPR), giving daily lessons on putting things clearly and honestly. Enough of this "falsely" and "without evidence" and "departure from norms" wiggle talk. The man lies. Is deluded. Steals. And constantly breaks the law

Kennedy timed his retirement to make sure Trump got an extra pick on the court. It is not "partisanship" that is threatening American democracy. It is people who do not believe in democracy.

Timeline cleanse: Happy Gotcha Days edition (Via r/MadeMeSmile)

Not at all surprised

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

Nailed it

I’m hoping the rapture rids us of all these assholes so we can get on with living.

Hello? Media? The news story isn't that an escalator stopped working at the UN. The news is Trump gave a batshit insane, lie-filled, egocentric, incoherent speech there in front of the world's leaders.

A “new review process” — let Big Oil check it over first?

Their feelings are very delicate

The stupidest thing is that the easiest way to help defense contractors make tons of money would be to give tons of weapons to Ukraine to defend themselves.

I hear Trump wants to take over the Saigon Hilton and turn it into the Trump US Embassy. It’ll pay for itself! /S

"Debate-me-bro culture, that's not real persuasion. Folks who are interested in this kind of debate-me-bro culture are not interested in persuasion at all. They're interested in the performance of their own intelligence," says @devawo.bsky.social. newrepublic.substack.com/p/is-america...

Read the whole thread

@paulnoth.bsky.social By Paul Noth.

A man very recently called for “involuntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused. Literally talking about murdering other humans—and he still kept his job. Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.

In some cases the cover is better than the original. This isn’t the case, but I’d say it’s the equal.

Archive.ph will get around the paywall

•ABC: fires Kimmel for mocking Trump •CBS: fires Colbert for mocking Trump •ABC: fires Moran for slamming Stephen Miller •MSNBC: fires Matt Dowd for saying “hateful thoughts lead to hateful actions” •FOX: Champions Brian Kilmeade as he calls for Nazi state murder of America’s 600K homeless people

This is eliminationist, genocidal rhetoric. There’s nothing ambiguous about it. And it didn’t come from a random Bluesky account with 28 followers. It came from a sitting member of Congress. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/texas-c...

At first the conservatives in Weimar Germany thought they could control the authoritarians.

Advocating for mass murder isn’t “woke.” /s Now tell me again how right wingers aren’t threatening violence?

This is some petro level gas lighting.

This is why they’re deleting studies

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.