Be me parking lot security guard with cold, dead heart. See homeless man pushing covered wagon-style shopping cart toward pet clinic. ME: Turn around. MAN: My dog got hit by a car! Please help him. ME: Go inside with only the dog. I'll watch your shit. They saved the dog & gifted a big food bag.

"I am continuing to farm views despite my first post being correctly ratioed to hell. Please be fooled by me pretending not to understand basic facts about Federal criminal indictments"

I should not have laughed at this, but I did already know that I'm a bad person

I am honestly a little surprised every time I see ANYONE use the term "ADD" because ... -III-R was THIRTY DAMN YEARS AGO. But absolutely no professional should be handing that diagnostic label to anyone anymore, ever.

people? you mean americans? you mean you think americans are going to think “i should pay much more for something i was paying far less for last month?” americans who live in the united states?

insane to me that people are trying to learn languages without the IPA

"I just asked someone with a pending Federal criminal indictment several questions about her case, and am pretending that it was very bad of her to not answer questions about her pending Federal criminal indictment"

It super fucking is Hostility to curiosity is the other big one and it's extra correlated with this one lol

"We never validated our core assumptions before investing heavily in solutions." Oddly candid, that. And it's obviously standard practice, isn't it.

A really powerful illustration of key concepts. Read the whole thing.

Best thing I've seen in a long goddamn time

when you believe that all is Online, you are prone to missing certain important inputs from the pitiless old bitch that is tangible reality

MARIKO: The Yakyūjin wishes everyone a good night's rest

Now that's what I call obsession. Also that's what I call LLM clause length and cadence. "React scornfully to this photo"

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Quite a read. Definitely has echoes of the bad old days of the McMartin Preschool case. I believe we see a cameo from @mitchellepner.bsky.social as well.

Most Americans have an electric kettle in our kitchens. Thing is, it immediately dispenses the heated water into coffee grounds.

Guilty

Yes. The only exceptions I can grant, after a well-documented and thorough review process, are for those living with depraved vandals (cats and toddlers) who will TP your whole house if you don't safe that roll. Absent that: Exile and the wolf's-head

Mayor Johnson is cooking

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Simply outstanding

Every time

My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.

God damn

Omfg

Anyone who doesn’t run on this is missing a trick.

(helpless, exhausted laughter)

Thanks rah. I remember the stop-loss policy as well—it affected people I knew, besides being reported on at the time—and I would have similar questions about the timing here.

God damn I love Derek M. Guy (The M is for Menswear)

I feel this is a bit too on the nose.

Damn. Taking the personal-insult route is so not impressive

Thanks, Ada!

Yes—in hindsight. At the time I did not disqualify him. I defended him, believing that the Republicans were merely smearing him. I was wrong about that. They were smearing him *and* he was part of the powerful-men's rape-industrial complex. Not to mention addicted to triangulation as policymaking.

I'd say this should be the bar for being considered an adult member of society, but other than that, yeah

I've been thinking this for a year or two now... Maybe longer.

Nooo shit.

God in Heaven, the dipshits that they are

Yes. At this rate you would expect to see a global shortage of Gauloises

Oh, fuck YES

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

That's a pithy observation. Really captures a lot about the experience On Here

Good morning to everyone, but especially women who don’t like the vehicle

females dislike the conveyance

Solidarity

Stupid walk stupid mental health

We are witnessing in real time how racist lawmakers have entrenched all modern race law. This is a great summation of how it happens across many sectors. Racism under the guise of something else that we all know will be used explicitly racistly.