In the parking lot at work today

It’s supposed to rain tomorrow and the school has sent a few emails like “Noah, get the ark”

Rumor was some college kids are planning on jumping random Marines and that seems… unwise.

It’s always a weird situation when males want to be like “let Daddy fix it” out of seniority or gender roles but then they actually don’t know how or want to fix it.

Shockingly large lizard on my porch

MA1: Jane’s not a bitch, she just takes a minute to warm up to people. Me: I’m better as a concept. MA1: we’ve moved on from ‘acquired taste’?

I got one of those “are you at work” texts and said “yes” bc I assumed it was a coworker asking if I’m back from leave. Nope it was a phishing thing. Some girl going on about someone giving her this number at some party. I just blocked and move on.

Drive by potat

Sunday is my 15th “birthday” in the Navy.

I made a bunch of casseroles for the community fridge, proving to myself, once again, that you can take the girl out of the Southern Baptist Church but you can't take the Southern Baptist potlucks out of the girl.

What if Ken Burns’ new documentary felt less like a night on the couch and more like settling into a lively living room of fellow history lovers? Join our Watch Party with 3 early American historians—ask questions, compare insights, enjoy the story together. This party will be 🔥!

I received a DM on instagram that someone received a surprise Eel Facts Advent Calendar in the mail, and i applaud whichever one of you sent your friend a surprise eel facts. I encourage this behavior in the rest of you. EelFacts.net

#corgicrew Henry is all smiles on his foggy walk. Many thousands of leaves were meticulously inspected.

the light ball in the sky is warm

One of the uncomfortable parts of being a woman being raised to believe you’re supposed to be a the “homemaker”. That your husband is supposed to be your “home” and you’re supposed to make him and everyone in his orbit feel like they’re home.

These are the ones we've used for years and love them. To us, they are ESSENTIAL items to enable winter cycling.

張子の虎

My most popular product is getting a @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social debut this weekend.

I always answer “where’s home” with “I believe we spend too much time focusing on where people have been and not enough on where they’re going” which is polite for “I don’t have one”

All the #Aurora photos I'm seeing ppl post up are making me jealous since we're all socked in with clouds, so here are some from last year to make me feel better:

The new guy looks like my bestie from my first command and it trips me up. “How do ye remember what he looks like?” He was at my re enlistment last year.

I saw a corgi today and this golden retriever straight up put their head into my lap and pawed. I had no choice but to give belly rubs. Like “no, no corgi. You love golden retriever.”

This First Class had “HELP” by the Beatles as his ringtone from the shop/his guys and I cannot stop laughing

Grace Kelly, Clark Gable, Ava Gardner “MOGAMBO” (1953) dir. John Ford 🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

#lake #ontario #canada #nature

Oh how I missed bike commuting. Just jamming those pedals, watching the fresh sun twinkle on the water. Enough breeze to feel crisp. Cant help but smile.

Therapy dogs were out and the handler thought it was amazing that I can single mom AND be active duty AND roll up to a disaster like “we got this” as my volunteer work. That I’m the best mommy my son can have, who will go above and beyond like her mom did back in the 60s.

Everyone’s so creative cc: @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social

The Aurora do be Aurora-ing tonight. As seen from our backyard in Northeast Minneapolis ❤️

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I worked for a guy who was a line cook in The Villages and every once in a while he’d tell us some stories.

I loved when Nissan introduced their retro "Pike" cars back in the late '80s. Just sensible cars with quirky styling!

Oh damn.

Apparently we got new guys that checked in. And it looks like we’re all Gold Crow Seconds so nobody sees the need to introduce each other. We’ve done our circle of “Sup” and called it good.

😭😭😭 I dont wanna go back to work.

This is a Trent Turkey household.

Baby: I think I got too much glitter in my slime. Me: too much butter in your song? Baby: No, but that’s actually really funny

シマエナガにゃん

Just such amazing color

"A cat never strikes a pose that isn't photogenic" #cats 🐾 greetings Bluesky fambly and frins 🐾😽💕

New Hampshire

Nights like this are the best. All the trouble of the world is momentarily set aside while we're collectively marveling at the pretty lights and nature together. This is how it's supposed to be. Life, I mean. Shared joy and all. 🙂

Hello from our Albuquerque balcony.

I have no words. First time getting to see the Northern Lights

Me, after a couple Pillsbury Doughboy videos: it’s time for bed… not bread. Baby: *genuine laughter*

It’s supposed to rain for 5 days and Im already whining about driving instead of riding my bike

"Holy Trinity, a vibrant downtown parish in Greensboro, NC, seeks an Associate Rector for Pastoral Care to be part of a team of three priests and a deacon." Further information: episcopalnewsservice.org/jobs/associa... ⚓

My son thinks dino nuggets are META