I gotta tell my neighbor’s 2 month old “you know your momma made your bitty baby biscuits from scratch?” Just to hear her mom laugh about it

Eastern Bluebird Takeoff series - slide through for all 8 pics, I think the last one may be my favorite.🪶

Female Eastern Bluebird A moment of bird zen...

Mountain Bluebird. Cedar Mountain Winery, Contra Costa County. #birds 🪶

Eastern Bluebird checking the place out for #SundayYellow #birds

Eastern Bluebird That cute little face...

A bluebird sits in #Winterlight for today's #BirdOfTheDay theme. #Birds #EastCoastKin

Female Eastern Bluebird That sure looks a long way down...

Euphoria® Its flowers open in tones of cream, apricot, soft yellow, and blush pink, often edged or shaded with deeper color. Over time, blooms may show a green cast at the center, adding a unique, ethereal quality. With repeat flowering, graceful form, and a mild fragrance.

The best tool for the job #costco #cargobike #EverettMA

TIL the Sneaker Gents these days are graduating high school in the 80s. Am I… aging?

Remember to pay homage to your nearest squirrel today, folks. From the forests of Malabar all the way to the Arctic, they are the unsung heroes, the chattering bulwark against which the terrors of the night break.

I feel like lettercarriers have a more dangerous job than we think.

youtube.com/shorts/RFqgs... the way I would be dancing omg

youtube.com/shorts/I1xAK... it’s giving Hot Topic 2006 but I could be mistaken

TV: Mt Fuji! My Son: Fuji Saaaaaan

My son decided to shower first so he can get a bit of time in the morning. I was excited for the extra 45 mins of sleep but looking like sleep isn’t for me.

寒い！

Mood

I just remembered my buddy puked on me in my best dress purely by accident. I was walking by and he opened the door and threw up all down my back. I doubt he remembers it, on a count of him being drunk but oh man idk if I should tell him. It’s been 15 years. His wife might crack up laughing.

🎤🎼Come with me… and you’ll be… in a world of ✨Social Obligation✨🎤🎼

cool name why’s it called that

Every year this list comes out and every year I'm here to tell you the slightest creativity will get you past the censors #weirdcarBS #plates

I know social obligation says I should email Work Widower the polite invitation to my re enlistment and the request of “If you would like to send forth a greeting to be read at the event…” but Im also a little terrified that he’s not actually at sea, and will crash the party.

“Bitch, you is Master Splinter. Get over yourself” - yeeted at me on shift. I DO like turtles, but damn.

Hold up. Yall putting weenies in ramen?

youtu.be/Xh3RW9aqmq4?... my day in a song.

Fr8 for sale in Brooklyn. I am resisting adding to my Fr8 collection, but you should use this as a chance to get one of the most reliable cargo bikes out there - especially if you want a bike with a built in front kids seat (perfect for ages 2-6). www.facebook.com/groups/workc...

I never understood the eggs, milk, and bread thing. Are you protecting your windows with french toast?

The NCO stare of mutual understanding kinda looks like:

youtube.com/shorts/I8XBj... reposting solely for the meme

The funniest thing. Our school fundraiser is a raffle for a golf cart.

San Diego is wild. Just played language roulette with someone.

So I guess the bus doesn’t go down the main drag anymore.

Could I have rented linens and had a floral budget and built centerpieces and rented an arch for photos? Yes. But I was trying to do this party on a shoestring so Im telling my guests “We will be the decorations”

Hey, it’s a really Mondayish Tuesday. How are you doing? How can I help you? You’re not alone. Comment or ask questions 👇

The things we've said about Ben Franklin would get us thrown out of Philadelphia, but it's donut robot that crosses the line.

Viral Bus Thread is famous. www.ffxnow.com/2026/01/20/e...

I think it was @hels.bsky.social who spoke recently about how all the protein/fiber snacks are to give consumers permission to eat "badly" by making it plausibly deniable they're eating "good." Anyway I just got emailed about a company making protein ranch dressing.

Japan would like to introduce you fools to MUJI (無印, "no brand")

Me: hey Bud where are you getting lunch? Can you bring me back something? Buddy: sure whatya want? Me: I trust you. Just a lil sandwich or something. Buddy: you TRUST ME!?! Geez, no pressure.

Showing up to work with a fresh haircut. The Males: did you get new boots? The Females: omg why did you lop off all that beautiful hair! The NBs: I didn’t even notice.

Running into another Taurus Sun/Gemini Rising like “Are you unbothered? Me too!”

Listening to music from the late 50s, Early 60s and wondering if life back then felt as stupid as it does now. Or was it kind of fun growing up as the world starts to change?

寒さがぶり返したね

Okay so. What actually might work is doing crisp, long leaf lettuce “boats” with the taco bell seasoned meat, diced tomatoes, and freshly shredded cheese. Because you’ll still get the crunch but with lettuce in every bite. Instead of lettuce falling out everywhere.

That sounds like really big fireworks but nobody has fireworks scheduled?