Ominous

Just saw Danhausen in a Knicks jersey bitch you claim to be from Detroit take that shit off

“He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready” bro you can look as calm and ready as you want, everyone at the battle can see the vomit on your sweater already

Bill Simmons talking about NBA playoff “series” and each time my phone’s Siri activating

Ron Holland minutes are always an exciting prospect to me

Paolo played a hell of a series. I’m still not sure why this year’s Magic team wasn’t more consistent. But the Pistons should have never been down 3-1 which makes me nervous for the rest of the playoffs, particularly the Knicks.

A Pistons comeback to stave off elimination is better than most drugs

Henry Francis is a demon for dropping “Wish you were waiting for me” to a fully pregnant stranger. Betty Draper brought something out of him.

We’re kinda in the steroids era for stat inflated scoring so with the handful of 70 point games in recent years, we knew someone could break 80 and potentially pass Kobe, but it still feels shocking that it happened

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It makes me smile when the Pistons beat the brakes off the Knicks

Realizing my cat and I have a bit of a Dunk and Egg dynamic (I tell her to shut up and stop being annoying, she doesn’t)

back on bluesky after forgetting my password for awhile and life is better when I can’t get into my accounts

Obviously that was a safety on Dak but the NFL has swung so hard for trying to get the “right” call that they analyze everything down to the every word of the rulebook and can’t just look at a play and say “yeah obviously that’s a safety we don’t need to think too hard about it”

Cade has to pass earlier out of some of these double teams

I can’t hate the Dodgers. One team is willing to spend. I love Mookie, Freeman, Ohtani. They’re not the Jeter/A-Rod Yankees.

Half of the guys that show to get a job with ICE show up with their shoes on the wrong feet 1/3 of them put the mask over their eyes instead of their face 1/4 of them filled the application out on accident thinking they were signing up for a rewards program at Outback Steakhouse All were hired

Young Bucks with the dril reference in the entrance is very good

Still alive, somehow

Skubal owns the Big Dumper

KERRY KLUTCH KERRY BONDS

Javy Baez coming through in these playoffs is so sick. That’s my comeback player of the year.

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping might end up aging even better as a satire of her than Bieber

Thinking about Miss Americana/newly politically outspoken Taylor Swift vs current Taylor Swift and am reminded of brands and corporations that draped themselves in a vaguely progressive identity under Trump’s first administration only to completely rebrand as conservative-friendly under Trump 2.0

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass

Detroit sports have hurt me many times over my life, but if the Tigers miss the playoffs this year I fear the shadow it would cast over my heart

Big time Detroit football babyyyyy

Travis Kelce looking forward to rolling a hoop with a stick for recess at school today

Paul Walter Hauser bumpin like Darby Allin

Hanger

Consumed with thoughts of Umberto Eco’s role in Ring Ring… and then it is the Killer! from the current @bransonreese.bsky.social Swan Boy arc

Brody King’s shirt GOATed

The Young Bucks made CM Punk so mad that he’s going to Saudi Arabia to perform for the Trump company

Ospreay and Swerve did that match on TV for us all to watch for free which is very generous and I can’t wait to see them outdo it on PPV

It’s very funny that even the kayfabe reason for CM Punk going to Saudi is “I will betray my stated broader values if it means I get the thing that I personally want”

Very punk and anti-establishment to collect a phat blood money paycheck

Wouldn’t be shocked at all if the Pacers forced 6 games, but the Thunder are the deepest team with the best player and probably the best 2nd 3rd options between them. Shai > Haliburton, and Jaylen/Chet probably > Siakam/Nesmith. Hoping for a fun finals.

Lol OKC are gonna cruise to that title. Thunder over Pacers in 5.

Lol OKC are gonna cruise to that title. Thunder over Pacers in 5.

social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”

I’ve never seen so much anarchy in an arena

Tarik Skubal hitting 103 to end the 13 K complete game shutout

Slightly worried that Eddie Kingston might now be too depressed about the Knicks to return at Double or Nothing

These Pacers man

Getting a lot of MotY vibes from the Hangman/Ospreay build

It’s funny that Tony Khan changed Mina’s theme back immediately but her old theme just puts Danza Kuduro in my head every single time anyway youtu.be/7zp1TbLFPp8?...

me and my bi fiancé on the tv