"Could Blazing Saddles be made today?" he mused, flipping through "Incest Saga: The Dragon Years" on HBO and the ninth season of "Tim Allen Vlogs About Women Who Annoy Him" on network TV.

Pablo Escobar explaining his business model to his 6th grade teacher

Here's a new Penric cover made for Subterranean Press. Always the kindest people I've ever worked with and an absolute privilege.

"am I cucking my book?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Love this marbling piece I did the other day!

"Did you realize that your ketamine playlist is basically a Peter Straub novel?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

being alive in 2026 is mostly just seeing if you can get out of the depressed anxious funk the last crisis put you in before the next one hits

"I'm such a slut for crust." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"you can't do carbon credits with crime." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

We’re delighted to announce Tales from the Territory, in which award-winning storyteller @travisbaldree.bsky.social takes us back to the Territory in a heart-warming set of five stories: subterraneanpress.com/newsannounci...

"You gotta bring a lot of dog pictures to the table to make me okay with responding to your fb messenger request." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

"It's like Werner Herzog's paint colors for depressed people." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

A quick heads up before the Children of the Nameless by @brandonsanderson.com opens at noon ET!

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Mood.

Just bought a cool organizer and I can't wait to show off my bookbinding tools with it.

To reduce the odds of accidentally bonking the target with an ice ball, use salt water in your balloons. Warm salt water may be procured from sources as near as your bladder.

I did not know that shouting "fucking bitch" after shooting someone three times in the face causes internal bleeding, the more you know, right

A closer look at the lettered edition for Peter Beagle's THE WAY HOME, featuring comments from our COO @aglance.bsky.social: subterraneanpress.com/newsa-closer...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

"It's still the best minotaur romance I've read. And I've read "a lot." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

We continue to be appalled by attacks on immigrants that are making communities and cities across the country less safe. Today's shooting of a civilian by an ICE officer is horrifying. We have donated to MIRAC and encourage you to donate to organizations that share your values. www.miracmn.com

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong. Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

"Who hasn't lied about cats to their landlord?" #QuotesFromtheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"You're the first person I know who is doing ketamine legally!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"what are your thoughts on alternative nut butters?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"It's my DESTINY, butthead!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"It's not even ten a.m. and I've already received emotional damage from @travisbaldree.bsky.social." (coworker is reading some short stories, and enjoying them, but now needs a hug) #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

'"Peanut butter side up?" I don't ever want to hear those words again, Geralyn.' #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Every day we stray farther from God's light.

" I chose that? Oh dear God." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Snackies!

"The God is Not Willing - luckily, we are. So we'll keep shipping it." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Many people have asked, is there a way to harness the power of AI to trade unwanted limbs and organs for specialized cryptocurrency suitable for betting on the outcome of future genocides? Well, here at Nazgûl,

Koopa has been enjoying watching #MurderBot, and has been advocating for a reread @marthawells.com @subpress.bsky.social

"I did bleed in Menards, though." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Thread, up and down. This is what I meant the other day about how the term "AI" muddies conversations. There are ethical uses of machine learning and other technologies that get called "AI." In counter-abuse, machine classification is an essential tool.

I have spots open in my editing calendar. I do primarily developmental edits on novels and novellas, and work with multiple genres. More info and answers to FAQs here: www.kathowardbooks.com/editing

@subpress.bsky.social Did a quick sketch of your "Staff Kitty"

I've never seen a home water pick in action, but I assume the reservoir fills up with dirty floss water like those carpet cleaner vacuums.

"One of these days I'll get back to trying drugs again." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"On the plus side, this is half a Scalzi, not a full one. #quotesfromthewarehouse @subpress.bsky.social @scalzi.com

"Morning Glory Milking Farm is a holiday classic." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

I think one of the issues with chasing Trump voters is that doing so inevitably cedes important, sometimes basically factual, policy questions. As an example, chasing the “border security” question meant that people by and large did not question the “our borders are overrun” narrative.

Yoshi is working hard at being adorable.

The latest art to go up in the @subpress.bsky.social warehouse, featuring a philosophizing space chicken from @ilonaandrews.bsky.social and a demon chicken from @tkingfisher.com

"I will be imagining an actual giant deer, Paul Bunyan size, and no one can stop me." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"Hence Malazan is the ultimate cozy fantasy." #quotefromthewarehouse