TMZ isn't the hero we need right now, but it's the one that we deserve.

So I’m not sure but I think someone flirted with me tonight after the show but I’m not sure? I’m terrible at picking up clues but she initiated conversation with me? Then complimented me on my performance, said I had an awesome name, and then lingered in a handshake?

Me and my Improv team, the name constantly changed from show to show, The Grateful Eight! We just had our last show and I’m gonna miss performing with these fools! Won’t know what to do with myself on Thursdays now?! Still have my graduation show on Tuesday though!

This is what it looked like outside the Second City building before my show!? I think Thanos is landing in the street?! Geesh!!!

I also find it annoying that white people will sometimes throw their hands up over not knowing Black slang because everyone has to learn white slang. Like white slang and idioms are considered mandated “common knowledge.” It also can be used in “professional” settings without it being a big deal.

Great article. It’s especially frustrating being in games (often a white space with a white audience) and having folks attribute linguistic disconnects to not being online enough or young enough when it’s really a lack of understanding of Black slang and/or AAVE.

I don’t know what to think of this AI Val Kilmer performance in this movie? Apparently he and his family were ok with it and behind using AI, and it looks way better than most AI garbage… but it is still unsettling? Especially when it’s a deaged version of Kilmer? So weird. youtu.be/AsLuF31u3Io?...

This looks way better than the previous teasers. THIS looks like an actual movie! youtu.be/gxKJ8J428xo?...

I solved the 4/15/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:26!

I notice the Fake News Media refuse to report on Trump’s plan to settle all future geopolitical disputes through the power of dance

Holy crap, the new 007 song (for the game First Light) is great and besides Lana Del Ray singing it they got the 007 music GOAT David Arnold to write and produce!!! Hell yeah! Bond game of my dreams!

Is Dropout not working for other people?! The only thing broadcasting is the 24 hr live stream and the videos I have downloaded on my iPad/iphone.

Wha wha WHAAAT?!? Who could have seen THIS coming?! Oh me oh my… yawn. “Smartest man in stand up” right? GTFOH!

Fuck him. He normalized JK Rowlings hateful rhetoric as well as lied about & weaponized a trans comedian's suicide to incite harassment against the trans community. Even beyond his BS attempt to say "my jokes are being used to hurt trans people by Republicans, how could I have known?", he's a POS.

Going through video game AND chocolate withdrawal!!! Im just all kinds of pathetic and fucked tonight huh?!

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

Oh sweet baby Gebus in heaven please tell me Sydney Sweeney is NOT actually being considered for Emma Frost?!?! Did we not learn our lesson with January Jones?!? How bout we try an actual Brit for a change!? Yikes… really hope this is nonsense?!

I genuinely just think Trump doesn't know which one "Riley Gaines" is...I bet he thinks she's a singer

Just had my final class with the group that has stuck through every level of Improv with me since Improv 1 last summer! It’s a bummer I can’t progress into the Conservatory program with them. I don’t know how to behave in a class without them?!

Just had an interaction that made me do a literal double take!? My comment is in response to seeing tv show clips of self admitted pedophile Steven Collins (the dad from 7th Heaven and Always Sunny). I couldn’t believe the response this person made?! “We all fall short of the glory of god.”?! WTF?!?

Am I the only person that thinks the Michael Jackson biopic looks bad, or at least disappointing? It looks like the white washed, family approved, cash grab biopic I thought it would be?

The Scream films are not horror films, they are whodunnit thrillers ABOUT horror films and their tropes!

Third ensemble performance went infinitely better than our last! This is the first one where I felt good about what we did. Of course we only have one more show!? Just as things come together the entire show is over! I’m happy which is a rare emotion for me?!

It's time to show you how Aunty Donna made their first million

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

Am I the only person that read this as “death sentenced to 15 years”? Ya need some commas Forbes!

can't stand when someone's professional writing style sounds exactly like speaking. like i can picture you dictating this into your phone when you're in the car.

does the lyric "international oral sex" mean that the mouth is on one side of the border and the genital is on the other...otherwise idgi

News used to be better

"OMG, you are so dramatic!" Cartoon by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

Goddamn it, you mother fuckers are gonna spoil the damn The Boys premiere before I even get to watch it tonight aren’t you?!?

I solved the 4/08/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:12!

Season 2 of #DaredevilBornAgain is living through the potential I saw and praised in season 1. The Netflix show was wonderful but I think this is a better show overall. I thought that in S1 and I still think that!

Lmao!

Things I never want to be: Pitied Tolerated A third wheel Recalcitrant and stuck in my ways Afraid of change Petty Toxically negative Toxically optimistic Bitter Dismissed Underestimated…

So… finally watched Weapons… yeah I think the hype and Amy Madigans Oscar win gave me faulty expectations? Her win reminds me of Jamie Lee Curtis’ Oscar win? Good for the legendary white actress that’s never been nominated but there were so many other performances I would put above Aunt Gladys’…

It’s First Contact Day!? How did I forget THAT?! 🖖🏾

I solved the 4/05/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:57!

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Yall should watch this video when it comes out. @skipintroyt.bsky.social is one of my favorite video essayists; he’s always so informative, comprehensive, thoughtful and engaging.

When the theater let out for the THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST screening before mine at Lincoln Square in 2004, this Black church lady came out and walked by me. She put her hand on my shoulder, looked me dead in the eye, shook her head and said: "Child, I mean they WHUPPED...HIS...ASS! WHUPPED IT!"

I used to not understand how people could get so hung up on aging and freak out about getting older. When I was a child I dreamed of being 40 years old specifically. But now that I’m old I get it. I’m not as freaked out about aging to the point of mutilating my body, but I get how others get there!?

Having a rough day, the first resident I befriended at work passed away today. She was in her 90s but it still stings. It’s the part of the job I hate the most, getting to know people that eventually pass away… 💔🥹

Trans women are biological women. Trans men are biological men. Please stop using the phrase “biological” to distinguish cis from trans people. Cis does just fine and you’re also revealing your own ignorance of how biology works, as well as underlying inherent transphobia, even if unintentionally.

5 shows to get to know me: Star Trek Deep Space Nine Community Scrubs Babylon 5 Wonder Man This is merely for today, the list changes hourly!

Had my second improv show… could have gone better imo but I include myself in that critique!

It is April now so it's time to bug y'all again about submitting any moment from KF that has stood out to you so far this year: forms.gle/aK52VBLrRrYo... These submissions are so, so helpful for me and I really appreciate everyone who's submitted. Thanks!

OH MY GOD NO!!?! This is awful! I hope he recovers! He’s a comedic genius imo!💔

My former student @dygottlieb.bsky.social has his amazing first book coming out in May. It's all about the way NYC helped create the "yuppies" and how those yuppies then remade NYC. It's brilliant. You'll never think about Zagat's or the NYC Marathon the same way, trust me. Pre-order here: