Meaty Mike
@meat-master.bsky.social
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And by my hand, the meat shall brown, crisp, and sear !
it's the future and people on the internet are frustrated that I am corporeal
about 11 hours ago
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realm threatener
1 day ago
one more depression nap should do the trick
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I kind of want to grow like ten additional uteruses out of spite
about 22 hours ago
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please leave negative reviews for baby einstein DVDs, citing the fact that they didn't give your baby enough abs
about 24 hours ago
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I've been casually falling down an up escalator for about three years now
1 day ago
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da share z0ne
11 days ago
FUCK ALL A.I SHIRT AVALIABLE AT
dashare.zone
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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"angel" by shaggy only comes on the radio when I am actively bleeding through my clothes. I can't believe how powerful I am
2 days ago
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realm threatener
3 days ago
[checking the weather] damn its evil as shit out today
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we’re watching sunny and james is just describing how much he wants to wash charlie
3 days ago
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lol at my online presence
3 days ago
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realm threatener
2 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqy...
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Washing Machine versus Brick: An epic battle
YouTube video by GineersNow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqy5uWXvzM
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here at reddit we accept everyone: douchebags, assholes, revolting slime molds contorting to spell out racist slurs,
4 days ago
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just googled "how to feel feelings" because I'm really good at being alive and related activities
4 days ago
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I just ate so many things and I'm lying in my bed whispering "calorie............."
5 days ago
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Jason Koebler
5 days ago
have been meaning to do this for a long time - we'e going to do a FOIA Forum about our Flock reporting next week:
www.404media.co/our-new-foia...
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Our New FOIA Forum! 11/19, 1PM ET
Come learn how researchers and others learned what cops were using Flock's nationwide network of cameras for, including searches for ICE.
https://www.404media.co/our-new-foia-forum-11-19-1pm-flock/?ref=daily-stories-newsletter
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girl got a mouth like a wax seal
5 days ago
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I reformatted them and made new lil covers and I did a medium job at it
5 days ago
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wargen
6 days ago
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
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rust happens when iron and oxygen kiss after oxygen hasn't shaved its beard in a few days
6 days ago
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wargen
8 days ago
SATURDAY NIGHT!
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here's a character sketch for your nanowrimo novel: someone wearing Glenn Beck jeans on a visit to Jeff Dunham's winery
7 days ago
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da share z0ne
8 days ago
👍
dashare.zone
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james and I are pretty clearly in love huh
7 days ago
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One way to stop me from burning every copy of the Washington Post? Bury them underground forever.
8 days ago
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this is the third time in two weeks i have been behind this car
8 days ago
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I just realized that this photo is strikingly similar in composition to my own avatar. we are not so different, Finger Kissing Chef Muppet
8 days ago
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da share z0ne
9 days ago
SORRY -
dashare.zone
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next on Mythbusters: can a man...LOVE a silicone dummy? [Jamie kneels to gently kiss Buster, his mustache crackling with Sexual Electricity]
9 days ago
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wargen
10 days ago
"it's football folks" - new catchphrase
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gift idea: kiss your breath into a glassblower's mouth and have him fill a translucent sphere with it
10 days ago
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what percentage of bodies on the earth don't work anymore
10 days ago
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Telephone Friend
11 days ago
On. On. On. Show me all of it.
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the commentators on battlebots wear pocket squares
11 days ago
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I think if everyone in the world but me froze I would write all over them good things in permanent marker
11 days ago
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weeping is slick and birds are nude and you're just going to have to deal with it
12 days ago
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amy brown
12 days ago
mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
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this is my leg by the way, I know someone will ask
12 days ago
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guys there's a link to my tumblr in the corrections to an article on the atlantic, I am famous as hell
12 days ago
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pretty sick of having to eat "food"...shouldn't we be subsisting on like, NutraOrbzz or something by now
13 days ago
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wargen
9 months ago
at the open house making a beeline for the crawlspace and wedging myself in there pretty good
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next time I go to the doctor I'm going to write "sludge" in every blank space on the intake form because it's true
14 days ago
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might fuck around and eat an entire box of annie’s homegrown organic friends bunny grahams baked graham snacks
14 days ago
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Telephone Friend
15 days ago
This is how it used to feel to go online.
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“I’ve got a tight five of anti toad and frog material”
15 days ago
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every I Survived with a dude in it is like "well it was friday night so I decided to get on my snowmobile and accelerate towards the moon"
15 days ago
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I'll be in san diego april 30 to may 5
15 days ago
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amy brown
16 days ago
I missed it but Chris said we had a group of teens come to the door and after they left with their candy one of the girls came back and was like “hey. what’s your dog’s name”
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I'm going to laugh my mouth onto your mouth
16 days ago
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wargen
17 days ago
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
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I have gray hairs and acne, bodies are a scam, born to die, world is a fuck, etc.
17 days ago
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