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Just stop this shit already

Michelle Obama is so fucking wicked.

So I guess y’all don’t really have a 25th amendment.

Trump tonight: Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Amy Klobuchar just tore FCC Chair Brendan Chair a new one over his hypocritical stance that Trump supporters deserve all the free speech but liberals shouldn't get any at all

If Joe Biden did all this, I’m checking myself in tomorrow.

This is beyond madness

Can we fast forward to the bunker?

What a sad sad human being.

Trump Address to the nation is the saddest thing I have ever scene in my life. Grandpa needs to go to a home.

Hey Republicans, you do realize this isn’t normal or should be tolerated?

Erica Kirk is just as terrible as Charlie was.

David 🤙 Boomer: #ANTIFA Is ANTIFA in the room with us now? 🤣🤣🤣 #fascism

No president is legally allowed to tear down portions of the White House without any review whatsoever. And no president is legally allowed to construct a ballroom on public property without giving the public the opportunity to weigh in.

Beyond Wow

As retired med school microbiology faculty, I remember when we taught that measles was scary AF due to its contagiousness, and how it was a gift from science that it was in our rear view mirror. Good times.

So freaking gross. Good job on the electing

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

Good Trouble 🔥

No heroes here. Just one awful person embarrassing another awful person on camera.

Let’s just say it. You have a man running your country who should be in a care home choosing if he wants red or green Jello.

A+ trolling from Zelenskyy

There is zero chance Trump didn’t know his “terrific” friend Jeffrey Epstein was running a child sex ring. Zero.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-... A little late? He’s already demolished the East Wing and the rose garden.

MAGA is dying so fast. Love to see it.

That win by Higgins wasn’t just a win, it was an absolute ass kicking If a GOP held seat for 30 years just got turned into a democrat win by 2/3 vote, the GOP is well and truly fucked next year

PIERS: “You’re not gay?” FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.” P: “Should they vote?” F: “No.” PIERS: “They should stay home?” FUENTES: “Yeah.” PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?” FUENTES: “No.” PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

Powerful 🇺🇸

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

Buckle up, young adults. You are about to suffer in a horrible job market and a horrible economy, and your President voted by you and endorsed by your favorite Podcasters and influencers is about to wreck your financial life for a while.

Where the fuck are the Epstein files?

By law, Senile Satan should have to give all his “news conferences” wearing his horns.

TV Moments: YES, yes he is. #SouthPark

The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.

X's new country tag just unmasked a swarm of troll farms, leaving users gobsmacked at the bot invasion. Who knew disinformation had such a global zip code? #TrollFarm

BREAKING: Donald Trump.

OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”

I mean. This seems pretty fucking realistic.

Just have a feeling Donald Trump banged Ghislaine Maxwell. It would just make sense.

Jack Schlossberg talks Kennedy legacy and the fact that Trump’s trying to dismantle it… damn🔥 “He’s so obsessed with the…Kennedy name…that he caged one and put… a rabid dog in his cabinet. put a collar on my cousin RFK Junior and has him there, barking, spreading lies and spreading misinformation.”

He’s gone after Massie and MTG tonight. Are Mace and Boebert next?

Soooo, Trump is staying away from social media…🤷‍♂️ Wonder why?

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

There will be a LOT of people on the wrong side of history in the 2000s. Especially since an idiot learned how to tweet in caps and know how to manage Meatloaf and Lil Jon.