BREAKING: Via @zoetillman.bsky.social :: Joe Biden is suing Trump's justice department to block the release of taped interviews and transcripts from a memoir project. assets.bwbx.io/documents/us...

NEW: DOJ closes Biden autopen investigation. Jeanine Pirro failed to make a case, and never even brought it to a grand jury www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

BREAKING Reuters: President Biden has sued the Trump Justice Department — seeking to bar the release of audio recordings and transcripts of private conversations with ‌his biographer in 2016 and 2017.

Dr. Reiner on Trump’s exam today: “If they repeat scans from the last year, that means they’re surveilling something — and that’s never been disclosed to us.” Almost 80, multiple Walter Reed visits, swollen legs. What are they hiding?

Talarico: Ken Paxton embodies everything that’s wrong with our political system. He was impeached by his own party for using his public office to enrich himself and his donors at our expense. And that kind of corruption is the rot at the core of this broken system.

What's so uncomfortable about this clip is that the average American has no idea how *outside your mind* you have to be to say the words Stephen Miller says in it I'm trying to think of an analogy, and the best I can come up with would be if I were to claim I had sex with President Polk last night

Breaking MS NOW: Kash Patel just fired a senior intel analyst who played a role in the FBI's 2017 assessment of the motives of the gunman who attacked a House Republican baseball practice — a report that drew the ire of the GOP.

Everyone sees how pathetic this is, right? How pathetic *he* is? How much he's embarrassing us all? I really feel like this has nothing whatsoever to do with politics, just the nature of humankind and what makes us cringe. I mean this is some really bleak, morbid sundowning here.

A four-term incumbent Republican just lost to a far-right figure who has faced allegations of corruption, financial malfeasance, and infidelity.

Republicans, the self proclaimed party of ‘family value’ just put Ken Paxton on the general ballot for US Senate with a very weak turnout. They’re going to stay home in November. 1/2

NEWS: Trump-backed Ken Paxton will defeat incumbent John Cornyn in the Texas GOP Senate runoff, setting up a high-stakes general election showdown with Democratic nominee James Talarico. Paxton’s victory gives the Democrats their best chance in years to flip a Texas Senate seat blue.

Right after the race was called for Paxton, Cook moved the seat from likely republican to leans republican. Paxton will be far easier to beat than Cornyn

South Carolina Republicans: “Quick, let’s eliminate the one Black district before anyone catches on.” Black South Carolina voters: “Hold my beer.”

Collins: Bezos said that you could double his taxes and it's not going to help that teacher in Queens. Mamdani: I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

How many service members did trump visit at Walter Reed, since he is in perfect health and already there?

www.arkansasonline.com/news/2026/ma... Oh sure 🙄

Meiselas: Fox and Daily Wire are already out with their talking points. Mamdani wants to decide who deserves to keep their property. What’s your message to that audience? Mamdani: My message is the same as I would say to anyone: I want them to be able to afford to live in the city as well.

Mamdani on Arch/Ballroom/Club Rose Garden: My message would be that this is not what government has to be. This is not the only vision for what it looks like to have politics in this country—that is so divorced from the needs and wants of everyday people.

Sir, those tests results are in.

Every defendant in a case brought by this DOJ should demand a judge review the grand jury transcripts for misconduct.

“I aced my quarterly, semi-annual, monthly physical. The doctors said, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen such a healthy leper before.’ Then I took my cognitive test, which consisted of calculating the square roots of very complicated numbers.” — Senile Satan

Trump: “I’ve studied this a long time” We have a country being run by people who think memes and social media conspiracies are peer-reviewed research.

Meiselas: You’ve attended the Knicks games, but not front row, not courtside. You’ve been with the people. I see the New York Post and Fox hitting you on that. Mamdani: I’ll never apologize for sitting in the nosebleeds.

RFK Jr: “Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.” Trump: “I've studied this a long time.”

“How did I do on my cognitive? I’m sure I aced it again.” “Sir, you fell asleep during your cognitive exam.” “I wasn’t sleeping, I was praying.”

Well, when you surrender twice a week for 12 weeks, it can get burdensome to keep coming up with something original.

This week, Rick sits down with legendary Tejano musician and Texas congressional candidate Bobby Pulido to talk Latino voters, Tejano culture, the Rio Grande Valley, working-class America, and the battle for the future of the country. LISTEN: https://youtu.be/ILLzH38kyCc

The plight of a pregnant Arkansas woman and her near-death experience as told by ProPublica.

Bro, you’re President. Act like it. Real commanders don’t write 400-word surrender fanfiction then cry that media would still call it a loss. The only one sounding crazy here is you. Projection dialed to 11.

BREAKING: SPLC seeks to have indictment tossed, arguing DOJ is engaged in an impermissible — and unconstitutional — vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

NOTICE FROM THE MEME WAREHOUSE: Due to overwhelming demand in the last hour, we are currently out of stock for all “Sure, Jan” memes. We hope to have fresh supplies soon. Thank you for your patience.

Raju: Who did you vote for? Texas Voter: Cornyn Raju: Why did you vote for Cornyn? Texas Voter: Because Trump did not endorse him. Raju: If Paxton wins the nomination, could you vote for him in the general election? Texas Voter: Hell no.

BOOM 💥 NEW: South Carolina Republicans saw the insane lines and slammed the brakes on another gerrymandering circus targeting Black voters and Jim Clyburn. S Carolina Dems made it clear: changing maps after voting already started is crazy work!

Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.

Trump has resorted to writing fan fiction about his failed war again

The GOP became the party of compliance and loyalists, and now it's crumbling because of it. Watch LP Senior Advisor Stuart Stevens on MSNOW.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

Trump is Dying. www.againstallenemies.net/p/trump-is-d...

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

It took 3 hours?

The EPA said it was cutting Biden-era regulations on Pfas in drinking water, but advocates say the move will harm public health and benefit industry

If you've been reading independent journalism—which holds that Trump went to war with Iran in mid-2025 and that there have been no ceasefires in the war since then, everything happening now makes sense. If you've been reading corporate media headlines... you're confused as f*ck.

here's today's post: "broken-inside piss-baby makes Memorial Day speech all about himself" — just another batshit day in America. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4v2swmo

Breaking WaPo: The Trump admin is planning to roll out government-wide NDAs that would bar federal workers from sharing a wide array of "confidential government information," according to a draft notice posted to the Federal Register by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.

We’re not talking enough about President Candace Owens. Yes, president. That may sound absurd to us politicos. But in my focus groups, Owens keeps coming up as one of the non-politicians voters can imagine in the White House.

Preznit Fuckwit's Memorial Day Speech was an incoherent, shameful disgrace that he turned into a brag-fest about who had the best wars. I know, you're shocked to hear this. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock it to pieces. link is here: bit.ly/4v2swmo