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Never seen an episode of this show, but I caught the theme song literally one time when I was 15 and I still remember it, it was that good.
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I'm just waiting for Adam Driver to be announced as Beedle
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The Room Jurassic Park 3 Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo The Dark Knight: A XXX Parody
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Kat Tenbarge
about 1 month ago
At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim
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"From Cricket came your game, to crickets shall its players return"
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Trung Le Nguyen
about 1 month ago
Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
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Runako
about 1 month ago
Power bills in Georgia are completely out of control. The Republicans on the PSC are representing everybody except the consumers footing the bill. Go vote early this week!
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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Dag.
about 1 month ago
I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.
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Roxane Gay
about 1 month ago
Is pickleball like Temu tennis?
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It's not often on here I see a whole music thread that makes me wonder if someone stole my old iPod
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about 2 months ago
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If you see this, QRP with a game that released the year you were born. I think I'm too old for this site
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about 2 months ago
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Jonathan Cohn
about 2 months ago
This is why "defund the police" was so important.
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Jordan Jamboree
about 2 months ago
No fucking way, I was just so sure it was never happening
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"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? Skittlebrau?"
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Down Here For Your Soul
about 2 months ago
America is so large if you dont follow the news and haven't felt any direct repercussions you'd have no idea anything was happening. Just going out to buy a decorative gourd, they're sending US troops into cities, the president is a pedophile, oh hey this town has an apple festival this weekend
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what if Orphan Black but instead of action thriller it's just a nine-way Parent Trap
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August J. Pollak
2 months ago
AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED
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Tales of the Blue Lantern: Saint Walker
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2 months ago
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PokéMinecraft?
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"Furry Happy Monsters", the alternate version of Shiny Happy People they did on Sesame Street
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3 months ago
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When my youngest brother was 3 or 4. I told him "hold your horses", and he said "I can't... I don't have any"
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alber
5 months ago
i’m sick and tired of pretending sweet potato fries are good
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Theciscokidder
5 months ago
Just once I'd like the fridge to open me up and toss out all the bad shit.
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C.A. Pinkham
6 months ago
This one isn’t even discourse it’s just true
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As much as I like the Superman trailers, I'm not a fan of the new emblem. It's not even an S anymore, it's a backslash.
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Millennials really got into mixing rayonnaise with other ingredients to make a raioli
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6 months ago
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It's harder to name a pre-2002 film I've seen that WASN'T watched on VHS.
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6 months ago
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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7 months ago
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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7 months ago
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JD Vance: "I wish people would stop accusing me of fucking a couch. Pick some other made up accusation. Anything really." *monkey's paw curls*
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A movie that takes place where you're from.
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7 months ago
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EXECUTIVE ORDER: IF TWO PEOPLE ORDER NACHOS TO SHARE ONE PERSON CAN'T TAKE ALL THE ONES WITH MEAT AND CHEESE AND STUFF
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8 months ago
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Ann M. Lipton
8 months ago
oh god we've been talking about 401ks but the college funds jfc
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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧
8 months ago
Black hole sun,
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Tom Bombadil's full name was Thomas Bhomasbadil.
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arcadus ☭
8 months ago
happy trans day of visibility. trans people exist. they don’t have to explain or justify their existence. and they owe nothing to you. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
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My grandfather was put under interdict for marrying my protestant grandmother... I think JD Vance has earned at least that.
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"Trump is attempting to declare himself king, so I've got no choice but to bow, for the sake of civility" -- Chuck Schumer, probably
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️⚧️
9 months ago
Future Guests Of Gavin Newsom’s Podcast: - Jordan Peterson on feminism. - Mel Gibson on Judaism. - Elizabeth Holmes on medical ethics. - Roman Polanski on children’s safety. - David Duke on civil rights. - Megyn Kelly on journalistic integrity. - Dick Cheney on anti-imperialism. Can’t wait, wow!😱
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9 months ago
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I think this scene was in my Christian school history textbooks.
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eva (^_^)/
9 months ago
hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
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I think Home Alone ended just a bit too early. I really wanted to see the McAllister family sit down to enjoy a nice Christmas dinner of milk, eggs, and fabric softener.
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Linus was complicit in the Christmas tree bullying
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