Live on twitch to draft some MTG: Final Fantasy! Come watch me lose in my favorite set :) www.twitch.tv/brokencardbo...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Day 1 trophy. I do not think this is a very good set. GW feels miles better than every other color pair.

Shout-out @scuffle.bsky.social for the term "puzzle set" youtu.be/p82UhhZfeVs?...

going live at www.twitch.tv/brokencardbo..., come watch me waste my last 1500 gems and destroy my top 1000 mythic placement before the new set releases

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

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Twitter post I miss

Kinda funny to see mobs of people who post on Bsky every 14 seconds suddenly decide that being "too online" is the root cause of extremist ideology

No stream tonight because I'm sick, but I'll def be back on it next week!

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

No doubt I'm late to the party but if you just force BR, UR, or UB on quick draft your deck will be excellent. BR seems strongest by far.

Secured the RCQ invite!! So hype right now 2x battleships in my sealed deck was gross Didn't drop a single game on top 8, turns out that strong 2 drops are good.

This humble deck significantly overperformed. Didn't expect to secure the bag with primarily commons and no real "bombs" but we somehow got there. Every game was incredibly tough. Done with Arena directs for this set, the average skill level of my opponents was insanely high.

This is the best Magic product ever released.

ok FINALLY got the clean 7-0 run with a deck made almost entirely of 2-for-1s wish I hadn't lost my #16 rank by playing stupid alchemy drafts but 7-0 in highish mythic feels like an accomplishment still

Grindline makes the best skate parks, God damn. So good.

It's always been uncivil to politely and gently tell someone that they are maybe having a little problem with racist language, but as long as you use very polite language, you can always use bigotry.

currently LIVE on twitch.tv/brokencardboard come derail my Bo3 drafts

ok NO ONE PLAY RANKED anymore gotta hold this thru the end of the season

Deck felt busted etc etc here's another trophy from top 250 mythic

Lost one to the UB value/sac mirror, one to bad mana. Otherwise, deck felt absolutely insane. This is definitely the most fun I've had playing games in this format. @chordocalls.bsky.social gave me a coaching session this morning, I learned a lot and would highly recommend, A+ coach!

EoE is not my favorite format but I'm still finding ways to make it work. Umbral Collar Zealot is my mythic uncommon of the set so far, I like it over godmaw at this point. Looking forward to a coaching session from @chordocalls.bsky.social tomorrow!

Day 2'd, so incredibly hyped right now. Building this was incredibly tricky given the glut of good cards in my pool. Used what I learned from @scuffle.bsky.social to find the best lines 17lands link: www.17lands.com/deck/be14a44... @fireshoes.bsky.social

Gonna be going live on twitch playing mtg on thursdays, starting today! 7 pm PT start time, we'll do 1-2 drafts of EoE depending on how badly we get browned. Would like to get top 250 mythic again this season, though! www.twitch.tv/brokencardbo...

Made a lil' video doing a deep(ish) dive into one of my favorite cards in Edge of Eternities! www.youtube.com/shorts/XNU9U...

EoE fundamentally plays like a set of starter decks with increased complexity. Very similar to the feel of the guild kits, or duel decks.

got the first cobo w

2nd trophy of the set. overall I think you really want to be the person playing lots of 5/5s rather than being the person trying to answer a lot of 5/5s. blooming stinger into thawbringer into landseeker is a brutal curve out co-drafted with @arizirulnik.bsky.social @fireshoes.bsky.social

doing well in FIN draft and qualifying for an EOE sealed tournament is like if being really good at baseball qualified you for a getting kicked in the crotch competition

Edge of Eternities pushes all kinds of boundaries for Magic: The Gathering. For instance, it's the first set that dares ask the question: would you rather have a Warping Wail or a warping whale? (add'l joke credit @rebel-x.bsky.social, #wotc_staff)

Hell yeah! Just gotta find someone to coach me into not sucking so hard at EoE @chordocalls.bsky.social sent you an email

Who better to navigate Magic's journey into space than the illustrious lore master and multidimensional traveler @rhysticstudies.bsky.social Sam Gaglio? Accompanied by our Senior Story Lead, Roy Graham, we enter #MTGEternities Enter the void: youtu.be/9PIezDimHvs

Dammit I liked codenames Oh well, there are other fun games out there in the world

Here's the thing: I love content warnings. I don't need them. I have NEVER needed them. My bleak opinion is that if a trans woman survives to adulthood, chances are she's fucking bulletproof. Scarred and traumatised, yes, but not much fazes us. I use content warnings for other people.

summoner's grimoire 7-1 trophy on my alt account, diamond 1

2nd undefeated run of the set, deck felt completely insane and just mashed every single matchup. @fireshoes.bsky.social

forgot to get a screenshot of my last FF deck but I don't think I'll have time to do any more drafts before the season ends 😢 I truly loved this format, so sad it's leaving arena so quickly hopefully EoE has good limited gameplay

@trashwytch.bsky.social your zine was soooo good thank you ❤️❤️🙏🏼

I love this set so, so much never hit top 100 mythic before but it's just so hard to stop drafting

well, FIN omniscience draft was fun, albiet brief. Dovin's veto is broken in the format, nothing like crunching someone's laughing mad after they mull to 2

Okay, this might actually be my favorite deck of the format so far. BG aggro is something I've theorized since the start of the format but this is the first time it came together #mtg #FIN

hell yeah i love this set

tonberry and phantom train are such good cards

after many, many 7-1s and 7-2s, finally got my first clean 7-0 of the format and it's with basic bitch izzet

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Chesterton's fence is, in short, the principle that it is foolhardy to remove a fence without knowing why it was put there in the first place.

Southern California is really living an entirely different life than the rest of the country right now. Clashes between the people and military are now an almost daily occurrence. Why? To prevent our neighbors from being kidnapped and placed in concentration camps.

Sure tonberry is a great card in the aggro decks but have you also considered that it's also one of the very best cards in B/X control?! basically sulferic vortex