Migraine with aura farming

Two can play at games

I’m drinking awesome sauce (Zinsser Bulls Eye 1-2-3 acrylic primer)

Ocean Spray cranberry juice transfusion

You can’t see glass

The “almighty dollar”? A dollar is not even that much money.

I am going to tell my children this was Cranny Cola.

Invisalign Maxwell

It’s hip to be scared

How does a song go?

The plane just wants to wheel around the airport, the pilot has to hit it with a big paddle to get it to take off

Fresh fruits and vegetables are unhealthy

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack? Thats not smart. It could have gotten damaged very easily.

Me and my alien buddies are doing conservation work to preserve the sun for future generations

fucking race enthusiasts

I trust this guy and his message

MCs need to know how to rock rhymes, etc. Actually, I'm not sure what their other duties are.

PLAYER Online

I find UV-A light between 350 and 400 nanometers irresistible

Today’s kids should spend less time being MERRY on their MAC laptops and looking at their computer MONITORS and more time studying the civil war naval battle of the MERRIMACK and the MONITOR

Tantalizing lunches are irresistible

When someone is sick, it’s a nice to bring them soup. When someone is healthy, it’s nice to take soup away from them.

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

Drek to consumer

Marge Y Y ────── Homer Y │ YY │ YY │ ────── Y │ YY │ YY │ ────── I ran the numbers. 100% guaranteed yellow offspring. Bart never stood a chance of being anything but yellow.

turtle meat recipes Oh I’m sorry I thought this was Google. (Just kidding. I know it’s not Google 😉)

I’m auro pharming

Say almost nothing and don’t carry anything

Scientists have discovered the Arc'teryx logo

Sources close to the White House say Donald Trump is emitting a “foul, cheesy smell” and that “it’s going to happen any day.”

Butt weight, there’s more!

There’s a cube that wears a tie

I hate cereal because it’s an impractical meal. I always end up having to eat multiple pieces of it

Time to get with the times. Introducing… Technology

All fonts should be the same.

Album art by Bob Cato, 1975

Capital Pacific Homes, Thundercloud Subs… Bill Harwell was batting 1000

Bipedal creatures can kick rocks

Horrible Spicy been having nightmares lately

Claritin would be a beautiful name for a girl

I haven’t seen it, but I have a strong hunch that my brain is yellow

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Replies to any post about generative AI being bad: I wholeheartedly agree. Though I did use it to make fliers for my dogcer league (dog soccer). I wanted my designer friend to do it, but he had just fallen down. I only used the fliers once and even deleted the file. I hope my friend can get back up

"elf" stands for "enemy life form"

I make the exact same face whenever the Shell logo (designed in 1971 by Raymond Loewy) appears on my cell phone

THE MOCKO JUMBIE EP