Tantalizing lunches are irresistible

When someone is sick, it’s a nice to bring them soup. When someone is healthy, it’s nice to take soup away from them.

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

Drek to consumer

Marge Y Y ────── Homer Y │ YY │ YY │ ────── Y │ YY │ YY │ ────── I ran the numbers. 100% guaranteed yellow offspring. Bart never stood a chance of being anything but yellow.

turtle meat recipes Oh I’m sorry I thought this was Google. (Just kidding. I know it’s not Google 😉)

I’m auro pharming

Say almost nothing and don’t carry anything

Scientists have discovered the Arc'teryx logo

Sources close to the White House say Donald Trump is emitting a “foul, cheesy smell” and that “it’s going to happen any day.”

Butt weight, there’s more!

There’s a cube that wears a tie

I hate cereal because it’s an impractical meal. I always end up having to eat multiple pieces of it

Time to get with the times. Introducing… Technology

All fonts should be the same.

Album art by Bob Cato, 1975

Capital Pacific Homes, Thundercloud Subs… Bill Harwell was batting 1000

Bipedal creatures can kick rocks

Horrible Spicy been having nightmares lately

Claritin would be a beautiful name for a girl

I haven’t seen it, but I have a strong hunch that my brain is yellow

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Replies to any post about generative AI being bad: I wholeheartedly agree. Though I did use it to make fliers for my dogcer league (dog soccer). I wanted my designer friend to do it, but he had just fallen down. I only used the fliers once and even deleted the file. I hope my friend can get back up

"elf" stands for "enemy life form"

I make the exact same face whenever the Shell logo (designed in 1971 by Raymond Loewy) appears on my cell phone

THE MOCKO JUMBIE EP

7 Up. The unc cola.

Hank Pill: Propranolol and Propranolol accessories

H-E-Buddy is today’s Hugo Ball

My librarian is a little bug on the carpet

“What if it was two dolphins locked in a passionate 69?” — designer of the Thames&Hudson logo

Wash your hands and sharpen your teeth, it’s time for dinner

AI-Generated Art Therapy: Processing Trauma with Data Centers

A painting from 2023 I'd like to do a bigger, better version of sometime

Hunkering up

The moon is looking almost as beautiful as the Serta logo tonight

I found your pellets

Who will win — Stephen or wewebutt?

There are enough textures and colors at CVS to keep me visually engaged

I accidentally got 24 hour Claritin D instead of 12 hour and now I’m exploring fractal horizons

Remember this business

Maybe wet people got hit with a water balloon

Kirk: Beam me up Scotty Scotty: I will do it later