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Greatest debate of this year, maybe the greatest in my life time.

Sticker set I made for @connorsmells.bsky.social 🩵 🐻 🩵

I'm addicted to watching PirateSoftware's many ego trips. Call me petty or whatever, I just find it so cathartic to see someone look at a smug dude and say "wow that guy is super smug and he's telling bold faced lies" lmfao

merry christmas

There's a Disney movie from 1999 called "Smart House" that features lead actor Katey Segal (Leela from Futurama, Peggy from Married With Children), and I learned yesterday it was directed by @levarburton.bsky.social !

Why do they have Luigi looking like a Phoenix Wright character lmfao

I'm putting together a team

just read that Ingrid Lewis-Martin (Eric Adams' ex-chief advisor) & her son allegedly bought a Porsche w the $100K she took in bribes in exchange for pulling strings at the Dept of Buildings now I'm like hm what _would_ I do w 100K in bribe money, bc a Porsche doesn't feel like the move to me lol

Something I enjoy in Star Trek TNG is when an officer is like 'I wanna do this thing' and Picard is all 'mmmidk bout that one' But then an Admiral or someone comes in like 'we're here to stop your officer from doing the thing' and Picard is like 'I think the fuck not you trickass bitch'

Terrifying drone? *flicks away cig* You mean like my father-in-law? *wind blows the lit cig back in my face*

One nice part about this platform is they are still working out the kinks so if a post does bad you can tell yourself it’s probably the servers. The servers are too warm and they aren’t showing your good post. Because of the heat.

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

I was just looking at TYT's NLRB Complaint and I can't BREATHE it's so funny. "Don't make me Michael Scott The Office I thought we were friends... no need for unions right guys?" Low rent grifter thing was a projection lmao. @vanguardpod.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social

I’d like to report a murder.

The 2024 writers are trolling us.

I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

youtu.be/DnZpq9_THj0 🥳🥳🥳

"ICC Arrest Warrants for Netanyahu vs. Putin: A Case Study in US Hypocrisy" The hysterical and hypocritical response to the ICC warrants today shows Washington DC is "this weird fantasy land where Israel can simply do no wrong," @mattduss.bsky.social tells Zeteo's @premthakker.bsky.social.

I don't believe these people. It's so half-hearted, it's so clearly in search of a reaction. The epitome of "bait used to be believable", it's hard to get angry at these people. Make Hogs Great Again 😔

Happy Thursdsy, y’all!

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