Ngl getting a call on discord when you're already in one is such ragebait

Watched an episode of the sopranos award

I wanna show off my diary because my handwriting is getting better but those are my private albeit mundane thoughts

forgot to mention it, but my Game Of The Year 2025 goes to, once again: Zoop for the SNES. it just keeps happening, how does it do it!

Smol mana potion #pixelart

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

Dude I was so tempted to just cold quit office depot but I'm gonna play nice and show up for the rest of my shifts

You ever sit down and go damn that's one lucky chair

Soooo nervoucited about this job there has to be a catch right

i'm like a goat the way i need some cans in my mouth

I got the job! Hitting ts mentally

hotdog guy: what do you want my jade scarab: relish me: relish and onions my jade scarab: i dont like onions me: never mind about the onions

None can resist fae tummy and a messy bun oooOOoooOOO

sorry not sorry but my posts are about to be real animal crossing dense

I will admit I did not realize the interview was at Starbucks world hq uhm. I was a little under dressed, maybe.

Headed to an interview

this dissapointing sexual encounter is sponsered by raid shadow legends

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Friends all had their webcams on and waved me goodbye when I was leaving the call and I felt love in my heart

The princess surveys her land

Oomf just cannibalized me in Peak ☺️☺️

Almost put my monster in the microwave instead of my samosa

Assigned Puppy At Whistle

Customers are full of piss an vinegar today and I'm just a little fairy

Oomf just sent me an audio file of a clicker and suggested I use it as my notification sound

I better not catch your ass in the enchanted forest again, tallbie

Woke up with a gently scratchy throat

I'm bad at monster hunter it turns out I have so many hunts unlocked bc my friend was carrying me :x

I want that bunny plush from shin chan to hold against the wall and beat up Like a lot

Wake the fuck up Samurai

A boar a deer and a butterfly live in my head!

time to repost all my wrestlers

Went "oh yeah I have all of starfleets secrets in here today" to my trekkie coworker who was bag checking me n he fires back with "Well if you have the files for an emergency retail hologram I could really use it" bc he was getting slammed on the register moments ago bless him for going with the bit

Spoke with a kindly elderly Japanese man about toku while he was checking out calenders :) he was like omg I remember catching those after school...they still make them?

Very visibly applying to other jobs every time the work computer takes too long to load something

Talking mpreg w oomf and she just said "A little whimsy makes a womb" she just secured a spot in my court

Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a faerie or a ghost but if you want to become the second thing people worry about you so I'm a faerie bzzz that's me flying around your head

Ghosts 🤝 Faeries Being trapped in jars by perverts

Oh that was unseelie Holly. This is seelie Holly. You can trust me now :)

Not all faeries are fuckable. You'd be wise to remember this, traveller

I woke up in a really sour mood but I can't fall back asleep so I guess I'm just a grumpy fairy today

put on display

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

The workouts will continue until I feel cute again

I really want a body pillow ngl

Fairy henshins into an even smaller fairy