Home Despot

These computer guys don't seem to understand that having to put a lot of effort into art is not a problem to solve. It is the process through which interesting things happen!

But now with Michigan

Spencer speaks truth: a lot of guys on these selection committees are just dummies who DON'T. KNOW. BALL

ShamWow Guy Felon of the Year

I see this took the tragic option

Michigan St will accuse them of copying their act

Let's hear ur fav fake sponsored awards to give DJT Mine: Reese's Piece Prize. Dude Wipes' Ass Wipe Of TY The Home Depot Home Despot Award Cinnabuns Of Steel Adobe's Epstein PDF Files Award

I hope literally every organization on earth jumps in on this arms race of ridiculous made up awards 😂

Will there be hell toupee?

Good Lord. Would be easier and more cost effective to hire actors, writers, and a filming crew.

Despite just missing the playoff have we ever had it better as BYU sports fans? Brand and viewership, competitiveness, and potential are all trending up.

C suite execs recorded a Christmas-y sounding poem just ridden with corporate jargon. 'Twss the night before Q4. And all through the org Not a bonus was coming, not even for George"

Hi, friends, I made a hi hat out of circular saw blades because why not. (I saw someone else on the internets do it, don't remember who but they get credit)

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

@ eagles

its a penis because you pee out of it. as such, we are petitioning to change the butt to "the poonis." thank you for your support

Tim Cotton: joins two totally contradictory clauses into a single sentence. Again. And again.

Me when I cite myself:

Kash: ok, Pam, here's what I have so far: 1. Pam Bondi 2. Kash Patel 3. Dan Bongino

And the receiver got away with stepping out of bounds and back in on that TD

ACC, wyd ??????

the happiest man in the world

Whatever the result, glad to be here for their first power conference title game in history.

Taking a moment to recognize the significance of this game. BYU has been a good to great program for 50+ years, fighting for scraps from the WAC, MWC & independence. Watching worse programs ride the gravy train.

Told ya

Hear me out... Punt on first down.

Our O line just not quite strong enough 😩

BYU looks like they’re out of gas. Maybe they need a cookie or something

Big Cookie is everywhere!

It was very polite of TTU to miss the field goal after our punter gave it to them in field goal range.

TTU's Morton is 0/4 on passes to BYU players.

BYU already had 2 "oh no, disaster! What a bad idea!" plays, down by just 3 @sickoscommittee.org

Won the coin toss and the 1 at quarter

BYU fans are taking over the Madisonville, TX Buc-ee's 👀

The @bigskyconf.bsky.social ain't takin' no prisoners.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Shout out Big Cookie!!!

Troll level: God tier

Probably no one else here cares, but I'm fired up about how blatantly the committee reverse engineers their picks. "Why ND > Miami when ND lose?" Ah, Miami lost to Louisville "Ok, Bamai lost to Florida f**king state" Ah, look at the handicapping & stats

@alexkirshner.com bruh, I agree that Texas Tech is better than BYU and I generally agree that BYU will get left out, but does anyone hear how crazy it is that we may have TWO (2!) G5 teams, SIX (6!) SEC teams AND a 3-loss team in the playoff before the Big 12 gets its first ever large bid???

Do it

Honestly this is awesome. Everyone who works at that rag gets to watch the administration just take explosive shits all over them while the people they cape for call them dogshit on their own stage

Folks, you know who else went 11-1 (thanks Judas)?

😲 Unexpected! Collin Klein is young, too! Mid-thirties, maybe?

Increasingly tech is seeking to solve for the problem "humans exist," which is what you'd expect to see in a system where humans are seen as a cost and not a value.

So far the worst I can manage is “Make America Trickle Down Again”

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”