This whole section really.

wow. I can't even manage an RPG when it's hold-or-wail o'clock. (which, to be fair to the ORC, is rarely: he's very good natured)

Metal www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

Okay this one is actually good.

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

interesting factoid 80% of Americans live in cities. as one of the few who grew up rural (ACTUALLY rural. don't fuckin try to fight me on this lol) but now is one of the 80%: we can and should stop embracing the made up imaginary and racist conceptualization the other 20% has come up with

1. More Americans work at the Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry, and that won't change. It's because of automation, not snooty libs. 2. Coal energy is now more expensive than wind and solar. 3. So this means: higher energy prices, more pollution, no jobs benefit. Genius!

Oh boy, a buffalo wild wings across from our Starbucks! It's like having a mall right here!

The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

My grandfather told a story like this, except it was about getting up on a roof and staying there, even after it sounded like they'd gone.

stone. cold. and we love to see it.

Holy shit his brain is pudding.

Jokes aside, all the evidence is this is the best thing to teach children.

Oh he's gone-gone.

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Do I know anyone who's an iOS superuser? I have a nightly taskflow I want to automate and I want to know if it's even possible before I start futzing with Siri and app hooks.

The clock has struck midnight. We are now in the afterworld, as the inevitable @dropout.tv MtG gameplay show marches ever closer.

Why are ICE officers so bad at their jobs? This paper gives the reason: they were ALWAYS mediocre, incompetent, or dishonorable cops. Signing on to the secret police, being willing to do the "ugly" jobs, gives them a career advancement path those qualities blocked under more moral systems.

The way the media spins stories like this is “look how the dogged cops cleared this terrible quadruple-murder 34 years later” and not “oh by the way they totally accused and convicted the wrong guys before, oops lol” www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

not even merely triumphalism. Trump and Musk don't offer triumph, they offer spite. their speech is full of venal hatred and prejudice. Bush at least aspired to represent all Americans, however wrong he was about what that entailed. Trump & Vance explicitly see half of America as enemies to punish.

Oh no laser targeted at me.

Trump is so dangerously ignorant that, if he really believed the nonsense about the dangers of the drug, he'd be putting his constituents' health at risk by warning against the Tylenol brand name and not the active ingredient.

Congrats to everyone who called this. Somewhat ambivalent in the first instance.

First thing I'm not excited about.

This also points to some kind of relational/team mechanic, I think.

Between this and the FF being a card I hope this is some team-finding/buffing mechanic and that they all get their own cards. Indeed, cross-team synergies would be a great mechanic here -- heroes for hire + Daughters of the Dragon frex.

Characters shown here indicate this is the "everyone but Spidey and X-Men set" (wolverine is a special case as always), as predicted.

"hey why does that omenpath say BE SURE over it?"

Favorite plane, favorite MTG story author let's goooooooooooooo.

Boring name, excited anyway.

Beeeg Owl

Uh gorgeous

white supremacists and capitalists got so mad at one 18 month stretch of increased labor power that they've agreed to reverse the most complex economy in human history to an agrarian state

"Brilyn Hollyhand" is a character name from extruded fantasy product. Self-pubbed bluebook level.

Literally none of this is supported by anything at all. Neonatal Hep B is a huge lifesaving intervention; MMR and mmrV ditto; Tylenol is shown safest for children by almost every metric. Nightmare time.

There is only one enemy.

When I say the US has bet its post-pandemic economy on AI while China has bet its on green energy, this is what I mean: Here, AI related companies account for 75% of S&P 500 returns since ChatGPT's launch. In China, green tech accounts for one quarter of GDP growth.

His particular formulation of "low IQ individual" and the way he uses it is transparently a standin for the N-word. Does he cal anyone else that no matter how nasty he is about them?

I am absolutely livid that I have ever had imposter syndrome.

Out of fucking control and if I were an elected Dem or running for office I’d be in front of every camera I could find telling America your prescriptions just got twice as expensive, your health insurance premiums are about to skyrocket from ACA subsidy cancellation, and oh the gov shuts down Wed.

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

I knew Devon when she was General Counsel of Nintendo during my Pokémon days. This is a great choice.

It's literally why I got back into MtG post-lockdown, pre-ORC.

I'm sad that we've found the perfect job for angry, violent men who hate women and minorities

"America first but bailouts for weird ancap freaks in LatAm" is our current Fascist International Moment in a nutshell.

Okay so Harmon Northrop Morse, who first synthesized Paracetamol (which is also marketed now as Tylenol, etc), was described as “quiet and uneffusive” and had a “single-minded devotion” to his work. No proof, but this may mean there is a NONZERO chance that it is actually AUTISM that caused TYLENOL

This article title is the most Hideo Kojima thing to Hideo Kojima, ever.