You know what they say, it's the orbital laser strike you don't see that gets you

was absolutely fucking for a jam doughnut and walked to sainsburys to get some only to find they only had custard donuts (jam donuts for idiots) left #fuckmyshitlife

seeing "proshippers dni" in someone's bio, shrugging, turning away, and boarding my container vessel loaded with 20,000TEU of miscellaneous steel billets and microprocessor chips

yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time

GWAHHHHHHHH I WANNA DRAW MY SONA IN COOL OUTFITS BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING SPOONS TO DO SO

press F to Fox

i NEED to draw my sona wearing a beret sometime

it's autism !!!

this lives rent free in my head

Women *applause* with big swords *rapturous applause* that talk to them *standing ovation*

learned there's a wordle romance novel out there. this implies there's likely a crossword romance novel and perhaps a sudoku romance novel. but see. we're missing the obvious. a romance novel about word searches. and obviously the name should be "Searching for diagonal love" or something. idk.

LONG LIVE THE SPINNING RAT

i became a creature also got back on hrt both of those are pretty cool. not sure i'd be here today without social media

I lived

ΘΔ moment: i'm a creature. i don't have the vocal anatomy for human language!

I lived in fear of this day, and it’s here. I finally got called out by The Onion

coolest rat u know (is hungry and shakey and achey)

oh no (knows just how much Problems you can cause with prestidigitation)

pocket dimension (dimension where garments have pockets)

idk maybe this is a hot take but i think maybe it should be possible to use the computer without getting frustrated and exhausted

(whatever emotion the brain wants to feel) sure does find a way, yeah. For better and for worse.

How ADHD people see the world:

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

finally, jegwarmers

explaining self-care to a trans woman:

I'm Going To Transition The Windmills

may just Go To Bed soon idk

DJ pensive got the whole club still and pondering

(bad pun, i'm sorry) BBS - Bluesky-Based System

ough. The Fatigue. it may or may not be mood crash time waugh

Cool girl wisdom

anxiety's calming down and now i'm just Tired

squeak squeaksqeuak squeak this has been your daily squeak

Chill kiggy #halo #art

when i'm interacting w/ somebody's posts a lot more than usual and so every time i like or reply i have to suppress the urge to be like "srry let me know if i'm bothering you"

i think this and the above might be peak chellposting. most chell post i've ever posted.

reblog to make something good happen, ignore to continue in the nightmare

everyone around me is so cool istg and i must remember that i, too, am cool

A trans girl laying on a bed sighing longingly at a picture, saying, "I wish I looked like that..." The picture is of a massive dragon.

LET'S FUCKING GO ITS CHILLY OUT TODAY I LOVE AUTUMN

gotta go to the store this morning to pick up half-and-half bc the half-and-half we have currently is. not good.

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. today is Tuesday. everyone take your meds 🤖💊

GOOD MORNING TWO NEW MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS ONE WHERE ME AND PETER BALKAN AND ADAM START CALCULATING HOW TO SURVIVE AFTER A SHIPWRECK & ONE WHERE ADAM EXITS STAGE LEFT NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN 30tgrs.ffm.to/coldatnight-...

the bit that still trips me up abt bsky is people who don't follow me liking a post of mine when nobody has shared that post like i know it's how this website works it's just. counterintuitive to me

i am surrounded by beautiful and incredible creatures and they seem to appreciate my presence what a wonderful thing

y'know, it's funny whenever i play a blind character in a role-playing game, they _always_ have extremely little patience

every blackle mori post is a window into an alternate world, slightly misaligned. experts are investigating the possibility that this may be art.

moralism won't die because it is so easy to accidentally imagine oneself in another's shoes. maybe if we ban shoes we can ban moralism, but don't count on it. there's too much broken glass outside to go barefoot