IM SO HIGH WATCHING THE OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY. MARIAH?! GIANT PAINT TUBES? This is amazing

LOLOLOL I PISSED OF MY DADS WIFE BY CALLING OUT HER DUMB ASS WITH ICE. Hahahaahahahaha She hated to be called ignorant. #IDontCare #ProudLatina

Women! Women! Women!

It is time.

I normally don’t eat in the morning, I had a banana with a weird hard spot so I guess I’ll never eat again. 🤢 Ick ick ick

Women’s USA Hockey is on right meowwww. #olympics

ALSO NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALKING ON THE PHONE. JUST SIT THERE AND DOOMSCROLL LIKE THE FUCKING REST OF US. #ihatepeople

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. USE HEADPHONES.

current front page in the onion newstand

How do I get rid of villagers? Because if NATE won’t stop running around my island like Naruto I’m going to lose my mind. #animalcrossings #newhorizon #acnh

Who plays Animal Crossings? I’m trying to get some new fruit & would like to visit your island 😁🌈🐋

My brother is brining my mom back to her house (he works at the hospital I took her to). So time to ACTUALLY relax. ✨Do Not Disturb✨

She broke it. So between her and her partner they have ONE 100% hand.

January 2026: Mom had hand surgery Her partner breaks her arm A family friend died AND TODAY: I JUST TOOK MY MOM TO THE ER FOR HER OTHER ARM BECAUSE SHE FELL IN THE SNOW.

😭

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING ABOUT MY GIRL CATHERINE.

I was NOT expecting the weather I woke up to. 🫠

Lolol I swear to god. If I don’t have BAD luck, I’d have no luck. Borrowed mom’s car because mine sucks in cold. It locked my phone and stuff in. Then my car worked, so cool. And I just fell outside again. Only my knee, hand and pride.

Bruh. I’m so fucking sad. It’s so heartbreaking knowing someone tried to be better, tried everything to ease their pain and trust doctors and medicine. Then nothing works, that you physically cannot live with the pain anymore. Twice I’ve seen this.

RIP Clutch ❤️ -#DadSquad

Don’t miss the latest @packswhatshesaid.bsky.social with @maggiejloney.bsky.social & @perrigoldstein.bsky.social diving in on the Gannon hire.

Let people know you love them, before they can’t hear you again.

I’m really really sad. I found out some horrible news about a very close family friend and now we’re going to lose him. I’m so heartbroken. 😔💔

Adding to this: @jenktn.bsky.social @herooine.bsky.social @sammwichh.bsky.social @camillemonae.bsky.social @mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com

You reach out to a guy to get drinks. He says he’s seeing someone. Cool cool! Good luck! Thanks for letting me know. 4 weeks later he adds you on Instagram.

I’m gonna brag a tiny bit, but my great cousin in Puerto Rico lives in the same neighborhood as Carlos Beltran & is cool with him. It’s a big year for Puerto Rico! 🥰

Every storm freak out is this

Why is every time I watch something now there’s big drama? X Games Aspen & dude crashed HARD. I hope he’s okay.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bigslippin23.bsky.social 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

My sisters in crisis. Please do not buy $250 “electrostimulating” shorts for your ass. Just get a tens unit if you really think that’s the route you wanna go. Anyone who says they work probably is getting paid to do so. Amen.

You think my psychiatrist will give me a doctors note today so I do not have to die? Is that acceptable?

I’m watching C-SPAN2… (please don’t ask why) but there’s DRAMAAAAAA.

Now accepting donations for hot chocolate tomorrow:

If you’re storing any beer or soda in the garage (and I’m not talking the garage fridge) that needs to be moved. Cans could burst with the prolonged cold stretch. And double check you don’t have a random can of soda in your car either. That mess is a colossal pain to clean up.

My feet doing me dirty

Please let the post office be NOT fucking absolute idiots & close tomorrow. 🤞🏼

Live figure skating on Peacock!

I cannot wait to work 12 hours in the dangerous weather on Friday. 🥰

A GROWN ass person SHIT on the floor at work& my postmaster had to pick up a turd from the GROUND. I’m fucking dead. 💀

Dude I put lip stuff on ALL day and they’re still busted! 🥲

I forgot to eat again. Someone feed me.

11 1/2 hours in this weather is fucking ghetto.

For the second time in three days, I had a truck look out on me in this cold ass weather I’m literally never gonna leave work tonight and I’m trying not to freak the fuck out

Yeah yeah yeah, I got off my ass for a workout.

After taking a break from my workout, I was about to get up off the bench… and I came face to face with the BIGGEST SPIDER. My bro killed it, workout complete.

Idk what’s up today. I have not been able to tear myself from my phone. Usually I find a bunch of stuff to do, but I’ve sat on my couch for like 6 hours…

That’s what she said.

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