*kid proudly walks into Pizza Hut* Kid: I read 10 books! Pizza Hut manager: That'll be $50, please. Kid: Whaaa... Pizza Hut manager: You no longer get a free pizza with Book-It. Instead, we charge you $5 for every book you read.

Ah you sweet summer child. This is pure younger boomer. We have been fighting the computer's minions since The Great Underground Empire in Zork. We welcome you to the VCW (Veterans of the Computer Wars).

Time to ditch the Roku.

I really need labor unions to understand there is no such thing as working with AI in any ethical form. It’s antithetical to the labor movement. Until folks understand the true nefariousness AI has, we’re just going to keep chasing our tails going “maybe this time bro, this time it’ll be different”

success is luck meeting preparation, people

Here is a livestream of crews removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center. I’m pretending this is part of the 250 celebrations. www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

MOTHERFUCKER

They came at Dolly. We ride at dawn.

There really is a tweet for everything

I’ve obtained Federal Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh’s Certificates of Divestiture from the Office of Government Ethics. Here’s my analysis of what assets he’s sold. kaburbank.substack.com/p/fed-chair-...

And by all accounts, a genuine and decent fellow.

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

NEW: The chair of the President’s Cancer Panel, Dr. Harvey Risch, is a co-author on a study touting ivermectin for cancer. The study is backed by two anti-vax orgs, including The Wellness Company, which sells the drug and with which he is affiliated. www.importantcontext.news/p/chair-of-p...

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

Idris Elba has been knighted 'Sir Idris Elba' by King Charles.

Together, our voices will be heard! Sign our #DHWU petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/da... 🐴✊

As horrifying as this campaign of premeditated murder is, what might be even more disturbing is the utter indifference of Congress, the public and our allies to such a shocking and unapologetic obliteration of the many laws and norms against targeting civilians. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/31/w...

when we californians tell you that none of us can stand Newsom just believe us

NICE They should show his name being torn off the building for Pay Per View and then give the money to Epstein vicitms.

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

Revolution wear.

this is incredible

1. Lead Left, a super PAC created on 4/24, purports to stand "against MAGA extremists." It has spent $3M+ in Democratic primaries. But it's funders and motivations have been secret. Until now. It's a GOP dirty tricks operation. 🧵

A new wrinkle to crypto's election buying: Jasmine Crockett taped an ad for a crypto super PAC to help the industry take out her Dem colleague Al Green. “I can’t think of another instance of a sitting lawmaker appearing in an industry-funded super PAC ad," says @brendanfischer.bsky.social

I really loved Dónal Finn's performance in Wheel of Time so I'm glad that he's now seemingly everywhere, including Young Sherlock and The Other Bennett Sister. It's... nice to have an abundance of Cauthon.

acronym menu from my DC diner menu: *stolen from @mswmedia.com who got it from someone else...

let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient.

In case you're wondering, yes, Trump's schedule lists him at his golf club in New Jersey this weekend. You can't expect him to attend his son's wedding with a demanding schedule like that.

"my cats did not go to your posh cat schools" is the best thing I've read today

Tons of you asked for the text so you can write your own. Here it is: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Queen Styx Rush Asia Kansas Journey REO Speedwagon Blue Oyster Cult Billy Joel Heart

Cuellar, Davis, Gillen, Fields, Gonzalez, Kaptur, Perez, Vindman

Living in a time when a shooter can have a manifesto like "I am nazi white supremacist who worships Hitler and I am going to do hate crimes for Hitler because I am a nazi" and every right wing pundit will ignore it and blame trans people

UK: "So long as it's not a trans teen, we're all fine with it - do whatever you like."

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

it took this country five decades for the surviving interned Japanese-Americans who were deprived of absolutely everything and imprisoned for no cause to get $20,000 in reparations per person. we are currently awarding the guys who did the Beer Hall Putsch five years ago orders of magnitude more

Rather proud of this one.

Slightly diminish a book: A Casually Tilting Planet

Left the house to go to the outside today. Didn't like it. Don't recommend. 2/10.

It's fairly obvious that the bunker under the ba'al room connects to the chamber beneath the pentagon where Hastur is imprisoned by the worlds largest pentagram so that the deep state can funnel the power they've been storing there to the great ceremony on the 250th that will raise Satan to manifest

god bless my editors for this headline Trump thrusts penis doctor into leading hantavirus response www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE: Yoda spoke of another. BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers LUKE: That’s badass. BEN: You only have one and you lost it

It’s incredibly clear the future of war is a paper airplane with a webcam and a stick of dynamite tapped to it and we’re ordering gigantic battleships that may be done in 15 years

Nothing beats a Knight of the Realm calling Trump a "little ratbag" to the King's face. King Charles laughing instead of stopping him is the ultimate "I agree but can't say it." Rod Stewart is all of us watching this glorious roast happen in real time.

...and so it begins. 24 hours of pre-surgery fasting. 😱

First, Trump’s district is repped by a Democrat, and now JK Rowling is repped by a trans person? Fabulous!! 💙💕🎊🏳️‍⚧️