Ah, the Roman back massage!

A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.

Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

'Did you even say thank you?'

All of them.

Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror". So that's how my night went.

This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place. I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN! This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer

This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Oops 😬

A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance

Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.

New Despicable Me villain just dropped

OK this is more like it.

I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.

If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.

Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!

American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Or shits & giggles?

And only like one of them can even count, so they wouldn't see us coming 🤷‍♀️

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

The White House is saying Canada misunderstood the tariffs as a trade war & it feels eerily similar to when men hit on women relentlessly- then act like they didn't mean it when women do not reciprocate. Huge "It was just a joke, it's not that serious" vibes. Canada did not misunderstand anything.

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

It's March. Eddie Big Balls now runs the IRS. You log onto the Tesla website to pay your taxes in bitcoin. Click here for your MAGA bonus! It says. You click. Rick Astley blasts though your speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Somewhere a 19yo nerd cackles. This is fine, you say, sipping your coffee.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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My life, constantly

I was led to believe that if we were to have trade wars and the rise of an evil emperor, at least there would be podracing.

It's like upsetting Mr. Roger, or Bob Ross. Who, come to think of it, would both be FUMING right now

With this administration, an old Soviet joke comes to mind: A man is standing in Red Square with a sign that says DON'T BELIEVE THEM, THEY'RE LIARS! He gets arrested by the KGB. KGB agent: So! THEY are liars are they? MAN: Yes! Liars! KGB: And next maybe you'll tell me they're murderers, too? 1/3

Yes! FB events is also such a useful tool that has no obvious replacement at the moment. There is eventbrite but that doesn’t double as marketing. These things will take time.

This is the correct take on Cynicism

Your daily reminder that if someone hasn't deleted their FB, IG, or other accounts, they're NOT automatically some kind of traitor. Lots of us have people on there that we can't contact any other way. Shaming people for keeping their social media accounts isn't practical or helpful 🧵

Have we been here before in history? I feel like we've been here before

If ever in doubt about why the world is such a flaming sewer, blame it on people who suffer the most from living in the flaming sewer. Not on the people pouring in the petrol and the piss, because they're CONTRIBUTING and that's growth!

I am far too entertained by this joke. But... nope, it's just lovely genius!

lol! Oh no!

Well, progress has been made! Bur realistically, a dremel and a lot of patience is probably required

Today's job is to clean up a very rusty gauntlet. Internet says to use vinegar. I only have malt vinegar. Do we feel that's gonna work? Genuine question for people who know how to clean rusty armour! Hence the hashtags. #costume #knight #reenactment #larp #cosplay #armor #armour

I don't know why everyone's complaining about Trump's DEI stance. Under him, a previously silenced and repressed minority, Nazis, have made great strides.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...