The title of my autobiography shall be “There are butter and toast crumbs in the Marmite jar: A life of minor annoyances”.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I send myself an email as a reminder note, then get surprised 30 seconds later when I receive an email.

Unwittingly I have found myself involved in the world of sci fi solo TTRPG and I must say I’m rather enjoying it.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

The work task I have been putting off for the past two weeks just took me 20 mins to complete. Did I believe it would take me longer? No. Will I have learned anything from this experience? Also no.

Not to brag, but I’ve won every argument I’ve ever had* (*in my head, several hours later.)

Happy Mother’s Day 💐

Happy Star Wars Day everyone!

This is what it must be like living under a dictatorship. Every aspect of your life is dominated by his face, his voice, his decrees. It’s relentless. It’s exhausting. It’s going to take years to relieve ourselves of this national trauma.

Have you forgotten that the 2nd amendment states “A well regulated Militia and a ballroom, being necessary to the security of a free State..”? Jeez, open a book, people! 😠

A squirrel looked at me funny this morning so I think I need a ballroom.

“I think it’s clear after this weekend that we need to build this as soon as possible.” - every Republican talking head this week.

“And what time do you call this, young man..?”

Saw the greatest, nerdiest license plate on the way to work this morning: HNSHOT1 (It was a Subaru, for those of you who require context.)

Republican administration: Turns everything to shit. Republican voters: Short-term hardships are to be expected for long-term goals. Democrat Administration: Slowly tries to unshittify everything. Republican voters: Everything is shit. Why haven’t you guys done anything about it yet? Repeat.

Dontcha just luv utility companies..? 😒

If we’re looking for a third politician today to resign from office due to sexual misconduct, may I humbly offer a suggestion..?

Dr. Jesus H Christ 🤦‍♂️

The Pope is weak on crime. He also hasn’t done anything to solve the potholes around Vatican City. The attack ads are going to be brutal. Hard to see how the people of Rome will vote for him again.

He could post a video of himself taking a dump on the Oval Office desk and MAGA would still claim “he’s just trolling the libtards…”

The mind is a curious thing. Why should it suddenly want me to remember Bejams..?

So yesterday someone in the White House said “Hey, remember when Barbra Streisand wanted to suppress photos of her house on the internet? We should do something like that for Melania..”

Wait, is that a Health Plan two weeks..?

Derek seems nice.

Me in twenty years time, explaining to my grandkids that we ended up with nuclear war and Fascism because “some people didn’t like the way she laughed…”

Sure, it would be funny if we all put on ape masks when the Artemis crew return, but it would be equally funny if the first one off came out wearing a Thing mask.

I studied all about the importance of Congress and Checks & Balances for my US citizenship interview several years ago, so I guess the joke’s on me.

You know, maybe it’s time to test drive the 25th amendment, see how we like it.

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Hi, fun question, but is our president actually insane?

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“Government Overreach” is just something that Democrats do, apparently.

The excuses we will hear from the people in power around him about why they enabled him for so long are gonna be craaazzzyy…

We’re home from LA but our bags are not. They have arrived at our local airport & I phoned to see whether I could just go pick them up instead of waiting all day for them to be delivered: “Yes, the office to pick up your bags is open from 5:30 to 9:30am.” Any guesses what time I was calling at..?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the person in a shared room who snores will claim to have had the worst night’s sleep.

He keeps saying we have the hottest country, which is true in the sense that no one wants to touch it.

This is tough to live through, no argument there. But you’re doing the best you can. Be proud of yourself.

Dear Deity, I wish to see A stroke for he On Live TV Played constantly On NBC And every major affiliate around the world In Full HD ASAP. Thanks, Me.

How utterly soul-destroying to continue to support someone you know is wrong rather than admit you made a mistake.

Republicans will claim today’s protestors are getting paid because a) they can’t imagine doing something good for their country for free, b) they get paid to attend his rallies, or c) both.

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LINUX HELP: my 20yr old Windows 10 laptop is no longer accessing my external HD after the latest update. After much hassle, I finally reset it - & still nothing. My last resort before buying a new one is installing Linux. No experience of doing this. I have WD My Cloud w/ Plex server. Thoughts?

You cannot support this guy and claim to love America at the same time.

Mike Johnson is Very Busy for the foreseeable future.

The President of the United States is a piece of shit. Not news especially, but today I think it requires stating again. Piece. Of. Shit.

Going up to Marco Rubio and saying “I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes”.

The best present I ever received in my life, no contest.

I would like to publicly apologize to my teenage self who read 1984 and thought it was a good book but a little far-fetched and could have used some subtlety.

One of my favourite things is when the news put the weather people outside to show us how weathery it is.

Do you think Superman ever dreams about giving a speech in his underpants?