you see, flash's charm point is that he has a fat ass, but superman's charm is that he has fat boobs. ultraman has both though, so who is the best superhero? that's right, cutie honey!

Dick Punch Check In: how are we doing this week

NHILS Statue from Splatoon 2: October Expansion. The entire shebang, from the stealth/ascent portion, to the Agent 3 boss fight, to the insane climax once you get out of the section... One of the supreme final levels in Nintendo history and it blew my socks clean off back in the day

Post something random or you will have an awful April

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

*puts single bullet in revolver* It says a lot that the only praised part of TLJ is Rey's plot. *spins cylinder* The dogshit way the supporting cast is treated is a result of Johnson not actually caring about them but not accounting for the *audience* caring about them.

watching episode 25 of Kamen Rider Zeztz immediately after watching Oscar-winning moviefilm The Departed makes your brain connect some dots that make you physically ill

see this is why, even though the incompetence and bloodthirst of his administration paved the way for much of the Horrors we see today, I can't entirely find it within myself to hate Bush like I do Regan or Trump It's so dumb and funny, vaugely endearing to the point I just can't summon the bile.

happy birthday to my thing

In Zeztz they've advanced to a new level of scaring the hoes (its me (I'm the hoe)) ...at least we seem to be getting Robo-Zero back?

this is just what happens every Wednesday and/or Friday night on AEW

Pulling giant "oh god what the fuck" comics discourse alarm How are we feeling about New Titans (rip Jon Kent lmao)

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Hmmm….

How many times has this happened in Jedi history? Is there a secret club of "hey so we might be related and not in the master-apprentice way" in the Jedi Temple? And to add a fun little twist: how do we know that Obi-Wan isn't Qui-Gon's illegitimate child? (Or to get sillier, *Dooku 's* kid?)

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

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that doesnt seem particularly unusual i will be honest

Wake up sheeple You believe the stories that there were only 19 years between the establishment of the Empire and the Battle of Yavin? If you do I have a shipyard on Correlia to sell you “But how else do you explain the age of the Skywalker brats”? Three words: Spartoi Cloning Cylinders

You get the miniature lore blurbs for each skin but it's all from in-universe text and you get little context for it. The character designs have more pizzazz than Concord did (thank Christ), but there's no like, anchor to what their whole deal is— no interactions/connections outside "fren Warden :]"

An underrated bit of Marvel Rivals that I love is that if you want to look for it, there's like. In game lore, descriptions, character references and everything built directly into the game so you can get a good feeling of who each character is. Highguard does not do this. Who are these people.

As was written long ago, the Mandalorians are, and will always be, lame as hell and self-defeating. The first impression you get of Mandalore in CW is that they stopped being (allegedly) powerful warriors and became Uber Wimps due to being so dumb that they destroyed their home planet. Perfection.

crack team of experts i've assembled to kill the entire cast of overwatch

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One of those scary thoughts you get when you're sleep deprived, but for a brief second this post/vid reminded me of some Christian Grey shit and I can say that we're all very fortunate that modern fanfiction sites were made Post-Crisis. I do *not* want a Pre-Crisis Flash-adjacent Fifty Shades.

I mean I feel like the obvious answer here is "Big Trouble in Little China"

I have never read Dilbert. I think I dodged a bullet.

Luceno is the best Star Wars author to me, I don't think he ever put out a bad one

Honestly, I think the unspoken complication to these types of swap hypotheses is the exact *era* which character would be from/swapped to Like Wanda for example would 100% move to JLI-era, Bronze-Age DC, but would hate the New52.

> be me > Look at popular poster's profile > See negative statement about Tim Walz > ask OP if it's angry whining because he's not immediately Fedposting on main or actual, coherent criticism > "it's genuine criticism, dumb fuck" > looks inside > it's angry whining (for legal reasons this is a /j)

Different grifter. Karl is the one who had a fake "disinformation" institute where he was the CEO, but it didn't actually do anything but make his posting on Twitter look legitmate.

nah you gotta start where I did: watching ROTS First, then Clone Wars/Rebels, and then immediately reading a mid-Vong New Jedi Order book plucked from a garage sale completely out of context after that happened

Read SCP-9998 today. Peak fiction

but also the thing is it's a show really worth watching for every single thing going on with Starscream and every new leap in allegiance and motivation he jumps. The episode where he gets all the keys to unlock godhood and decides to go back to Megatron and give him them is insane

look I'm not saying that Stranger Things inherently has a sorta "Cross of Fire"/Kamen Rider-esque throughline that can be extrapolated into a tokusatsu hero AU ...but I'm not *not* saying that either.

So considering all the info we know about it now. When are we all gonna start making Gavansonas. It's literally the same multiverse gimmick come on people—

BUT HOW WILL YOU FARE, KAMEN RIDER, AGAINST MY COUNCIL OF SEVEN?

#art #oc #ocart

ok I already spoke about this with the venom skin but like. THATS FUCKING EVOLT. HIS MASK LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO FUCKING BLACK HOLE EVOLUTION YOUR ASS MARVEL RIVALS I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

"What desperate madness would compel a man to make a seventeen hour video about a game most people have never heard of?" What madness compelled Gilgamesh to seek to conquer death itself? Ahab to hunt The Whale? Mizoguchi to burn the Temple of the Golden Pavilion?

The run of Geats -> Gotchard -> Gavv in this first decade of Reiwa Kamen Rider will be remembered as a similar golden trinity like how W -> OOO -> Fourze was for Heisei P2. It even comes with it's still pretty good but kinda Just Fine follow-up! (Wizard/Zeztz) (...Zeztz has the better gimmick tho)

I'm bum maxxing #art #digitalart #illustration #anime

I can't be the only one who sees this right. I'm not crazy. Hear me out.

Posting this one for all those Magik fans out there after what has transpired in the last 48(?) hours:

Sticky situation Discombobulation Caught me red-handed palms itchin' like rosacea Standin like ovation on business occupation Drippin condensation gotta whisper conversations It's getting sticky It's getting sticky (it's gettin' sticky in this bitch) It's getting sticky (Chromakopia, Chromakopia)

feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet

Bravo dudes that was great I am now afraid of all of you