'but thomas jefferson! I own slaves in the community!'

$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.

One of the many tragedies of living in Suffolk county is that there are surely important town and county positions getting decided but fuck me if it's hard to find information on them.

Talking to reporters, Essex County native Jason Voorhees says he endorsed Jones because he agrees with the Attorney General elect's platform of "viciously [REDACTED] your enemies."

The only part of GT that isn't painfully mediocre at best and godawful at worst is the last ten minutes. In part because those last ten minutes mean that GT is *over.* At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates these words appear: my name is ozymandias King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair! nothing beside remains

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

I will probably regret this but – Orcs : Morgoth :: white people : Yakub.

The Buu saga is the best part of the Z portion because it fuses both approaches very well (and has Mister Satan save the day.) Related, the Cell saga is the worst part in this light.

Shinji - human Asuka - human Rei - human Gendo - human Misato - Miss Piggy Kaji - Kermit Kensuke - Gonzo Toji - Rizzo Fuyutsuki - Sam the eagle Kaworu - a gelfling from Dark Crystal

New CK3 expansion means learning about weird psycho shit like this guy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faqing

Found the Duke of Yansheng, time to convert him to Norse paganism and conquer China.

You think the players started this game with the knowledge that they were probably not going to see their families again?

So this is how ecumenism dies.

Retrospectively I can see that *Winnie the Pooh* and *Pikmin* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of gerrymandering that was beginning to shape and color Protestant life...

podcasters are nonentities. "podcaster" is an oppressive class, like poly people or spicy white people.

There's a lot of people across the whole political spectrum who came from not-so-modest means and went to decently-pricey colleges and have developed a searing need to be accepted by this romanticized Ruff Tuff Not Politically Correct "Normal Person" they came up with in their heads.

MA'AM, THE LIB POSTER BELIEVES ANY ANSWER SHE GIVES WILL BE WRONG AND THE INTERNET LEFTIST WILL DUNK ON HER HARDER IF SHE REVERSES HERSELF, MA'AM.

YOUTUBE: It's Sunday night, wanna listen to the guy who did Turn A Gundam's theme cover Careless Whisper? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jsE...

Yesssss the DoomWAD bathroom is back on the market. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

"Dormammu, I've come to SKREEEONK"

the Evangelion manga has some Epic Moments

Magneto is a zionist and that's what actually makes him interesting as a villain and antihero.

We have no evidence that Elvis *didn't* go to one of DJ Kool Herc's parties.

Your reminder that this is the King of Earth in Dragonball

this is ART

Simon Furman:

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

Mac Tonight has had an interesting 2010s career between being a deep track racist meme, mascot for irony-poisoned synth music, and being the inspiration for a One Piece character who is also racist.

this is, admittedly, the kind of message you’d expect to resonate on bsky

Swordfishtrombone (Taylor's Version)

"You ever see the movie Misery?" "No, why?" "Then this'll all be new to you."

Critical support to the peoples of the world in the Struggle against the rank imperialism of the King of All Cosmos and his collaborator son.

(honest question) what is the “good” air to breathe? artistically i mean, not in a “i enjoyed this combination of carbon and oxygen molecules” kind of way

Dwarf Fortress, for being the only good video game ever made Custom Robo Revolution, for having the only good plot twist in fiction Zoo Tycoon, for letting you feed your zoo guests to the Loch Ness Monster Fire Emblem 9, for having Oliver in it Fire Emblem 10, for having Oliver be playable

This This is an *extremely* overwhelming trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzz...

ANH - OBI WAN: [KRAYT DRAGON NOISES] ESB - Yoda doing that fucked up Kermit laugh ROJ - EYYY WANA WANGA PM - Ah, victory AOTC - Ya wanna buy some deathsticks? ROTS - Hello there. TFA - We'll use the Force! TLJ - Yoda doing that fucked up Kermit laugh ROS - Do it!

We're in one of those cartoon story arcs where the good guys and bad guys team up to fight a mutual threat.

*standing atop gallows* The Mexican-American War was simultaneous with the Caste War, which continued for decades after the loss of the northern Mexican territories, thus the Mexican-American War should be understood as conflict between two imperial powers and furthermore - *trap door opens*