I’m gonna sleep here tonight! ハンモックでお昼寝しますっ☆

People who say that Alex has a flat in another city don't understand. It's not about dumping him miles away. Friendship and social interaction are v important to us all, but especially so for those with DS. In the local community of Reading, he will have friends who support him. shorturl.at/nnDxl

Night all. Don’t have nightmares.

Denmark since it's the happiest country in Earth and we need those taxes to learn better.

Kenya

My dad used to make the best eggy bread. My oldest and best friend still talks about it today, we're both 51, and my dad has been gone 28 years. My dad used to call it Gypsy Toast. I have no idea why. He was greatest human being I have ever known.

I have fond memories of my dad making me sausage sandwiches for lunch on a Saturday.

So, BinJuice Farage was rewarded with £5m for 27 years of work trying and eventually succeeding in fucking up Britain, and causing division and hatred. After 25 years of working for the NHS, I received a badge. #Farage #NHS

This looked good until I realised that prick tub of lard, James Corden, was in it. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

It seems BinJuice Farage has played the full house bigotry hand. Are any of us surprised? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

On that day, the fash 'peacefully expressed' themselves by doing sig heils and throwing full beer bottles and cans, fireworks and trash at us while we were kettled outside a Trafalgar tourist shop for several hours. This has, for some strange reason, never been mentioned in the papers

If Batman were British.

Reform are currently losing councillors at the rate of one a day.

New personal goal, to get one stretch this good!

Here we fucking go lads!

We went for tea at a friend's the other night. I've known him for nearly 30 years, and he declared he "didn't really like potatoes." Not hated, just didn't really like them. HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE POTATOES?! He's from Yorkshire, FFS! Several days later, and I'm still discombobulated.

MY favorite vampire

Live scenes from Downing Street as Keir Starmer tells his cabinet he'll "fight on"

Right, well that's all settled then.

Oops. This, in a nutshell, is Britain right now. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Let's try to be positive. leftfootforward.org/2026/05/refo...

The free run, jog and walk event is among ten sports organisations that have been sent letters threatening legal action over trans inclusive policies that allow participants to self-identify their gender. (Trust Sharon Davis to stick her fucking bigoted neb in). leftfootforward.org/2026/05/woke...

Americans! It's MANDELSON! With an A. He's a friend of peadophiles, not a classical composer.

Reform candidate who said ‘Nigerians should be melted down to fill in pot holes’ wins seat Glenn Gibbins, the candidate for Hylton Castle Ward in Sunderland, has won his seat in this week’s council elections. Areas like these* voted heavily in favour of Brexit in 2016 metro.co.uk/2026/05/09/r...

To Sir Keir Starmer, Downing St, London: "Congrats stop. Have found only person in world more right wing than you stop. Name Farage stop. Signed B McFrazzles stop." "Oh, and put a P.S.: please, please, please stop."

Never stop talking about this until justice is served •Ŕėlėå§ė ťhė Ėp§tėįņ Fįĺė§•

🌿💖🤎 may the beauty of this moment, bring you joy 🤎💖🤎

Sheila Hancock is fabulous and funny. ❤️ #HIGNFY

The passion of this man is inspirational 👏 @kwajo.bsky.social

No one expected Keir Starmer to solve our pressing problems overnight. But what we did expect – and had every right to expect – was that he would lay out a clear vision and roadmap for doing so. Instead, we’ve had drift, appeasement and a startling absence of ideas, values and ambition. 🧵1/6

“Many individuals are doing what they can. But real success can only come if there is a change in our societies and in our economics and in our politics.” Positive News: 15 of the best quotes from Sir David Attenborough www.positive.news/society/15-o...

On the positive side, it’s a great day for my new jackboot-making business.

Was BinJuice Farage at Pizza Express in Woking with Andrew Windsor at the time? bylinetimes.com/2026/05/06/r...

Maybe we deserve it....maybe Britain is simply too f*cking stupid to be a world class country

I'd also be interested to see how many of the new Reform councillors used to be Tory councillors.

David Attenborough. The Legend. The OG. The Goat. The Icon. (Don't worry, he's still alive) www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Can’t understand why Shabana Mahmood telling white liberals to fuck off didn’t shame them all into voting Labour.

Yet again, this will get bugger-all attention from most of the media. It’s a shameful, deliberate dereliction of duty and the most arrant example of double standards.

Whilst antisemitic attacks need to be rightfully condemned, we cannot weaponise the attack at Golders Green, and use it as an attempt to mark any critique of Israel as antisemitic. Nor can we ignore the increase in Islamophobic attacks. socialistworker.co.uk/anti-racism/...

I actually can't believe that Farage and his party of xenophobic shitbags are running and polling so high and that the media are just treating it like it's normal. It's nightmarish to watch.

Why do we have to tolerate such unadulterated bollox from this hideous man? And why does the media give it all a veneer of potential respectability? Farage is pathologically corrupt and obscenely greedy. He’s a national security threat, a liar and a racist. Just say so. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Look, Bobby, I don't think you realise how hard it is to resist nomming your tum tum floof when you look so adorable. #cats #mackreltabby #tabby

Four legs good, two legs bad! A slogan that first came to George Orwell as he attempted to assemble a flat-pack table from IKEA.

"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"

Baba Ganoush and Fattoush. 🤣 Try saying that when you've had a few glasses.... #MasterChefUK

Were the jokes really that bad? www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...