Don’t think that’s true. I bet a few of the abused were

Well I’m convinced then 🤣 #Melania

Labour MPs openly voting with their conscience against the two-child benefit cap & other policies that will affect the poor - SACKED Corbyn - SACKED Madelson having links & taking money from a convicted paedophile - NOT SACKED, just resigns to avoid embarrassment www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Wow thanks for resigning from the Labour Party now, Peter Mandelson, good of you to “save further embarrassment for the party” by doing that. If you hadn’t done that last night your endless appointments by the party while they knew you had proper links to Epstein would look iffy.

So it doesn't rain, it pours. I discovered a leak from the bathroom that is dripping into the kitchen. There is a big crack in the ceiling, and the corner of the ceiling is warped. The last 6 months of our lives have just been fucking brilliant. Luckily, we have Home Emergency cover.

It's like a teenager having a strop when he sends dick pics to women who then tell him to fuck off.

"Children are among at least 30 Palestinians killed in a fresh barrage of Israeli air strikes on Gaza.. helicopter gunships firing upon displaced people seeking shelter" A report from an Australian news channel on Israels latest attack in Gaza.

I bet he’s sweating now.

"Its St Patricks day next month, have you got your flights booked to the White House?" Northern Ireland First Minister Michelle O'Neill: "No I have not.. the intl community have failed, they've allowed Israel to act with impunity, they have failed to stop a genocide"

#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane? Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

Call it radical, but how about some time in prison for rape and sexual assault? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It would be funny if it weren't people's lives and murders. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/shes-g...

I'm just finishing Virginia Roberts Giuffre's book, and I can absolutely believe everything in this report. There is going to be a great deal more to come. It's a pity poor Virginia isn't alive to watch the heads roll. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

• Your friendly reminder that Lord Mandelson is still a member of the Parliamentary Labour Party and retains the Labour Whip. • Worth reflecting on all the MPs who lost the Labour Whip are were suspended from the Parliamentary Labour Party for voting against the 2 Child Cap.

As I'm just finishing Virginia Giuffre's book, this does not surprise me. Disgusting, dirty, bastard. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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It is quite striking that Konstantin Kisin simply denied (falsely) on BBC1 that he had said what he said, word for word, on his podcast.

Me and my work bestie are judging you.

After I fell 10 days ago, giving myself a bruise on my thigh the size of King Kong's fist, injuring my ribs & back, I am still sore. Sent home from work yesterday as I was in agony. Today, I was pain-free (on naproxen&PPI), I decided to do some light housework. Yeah, that was a mistake. Bollocks.

Liam Conejo Ramos, the five-year-old boy taken by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Minneapolis, is now sick, sleeping a lot and asking for his mum. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Sesame Street at its finest. A beautiful, magical short story about love and friendship. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cExe...

Chat GPT is too young to be giving life advice

Me: Are you horny? Her: Not for you, bud.

Was it just me, or did everyone learn about the uniqueness of the duck-billed platypus at school? (I'm Gen X)

40 years ago today, we lost seven heroes aboard Challenger. As an astronaut who commanded the space shuttle after this tragedy, I think about them often. Their courage pushed the boundaries of exploration. Today, we remember their sacrifice and the legacy they left behind.

Why just think about it, when you can overthink about it.

I don't have children so can I be exempted from the tax which goes towards state education? This government is so ridiculously pathetic.

The British Crown was the largest buyer of enslaved people. Charlie can extend all the (insincere) apologies he wants. It's empty words when you live rent-free in several massive palaces built on slavery. #NotMyKing #Abolish #Slavery #AbolishTheMonarchy www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ja...

my dad didn’t go to university and he was extremely happy to pay taxes for his four children to do so; and, indeed, for the doctors who treated him at Addenbrookes to have gone to university as well.

Give 'em a couple of spades and a roll of fucking bin bags (that they have to tear themselves). www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

FOUR YEARS. It's taken FOUR YEARS. This poor, brave young woman, who was serving our country, was ignored and dismissed by her COs when they had a duty of care to support and protect her. When will we start to listen to women? #WomensLivesMatter #EveryDaySexism www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tell me again how this BBC editorialising is just my cognitive bias... This isn't a quote from anywhere. It's just the BBC's description of this disgraced, divisive politician.

Not everyone who votes Reform is a racist, but everyone who votes Reform is a racist.

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Some useful advice at the bottom there on how to get that elusive "barbecue effect"

Imagine thinking you’re a decent person and still voting Reform.

Slow news day in Stoke.

Realise that some people are just cunts.

Because THAT'S the issue...stupid fucking fascist bint.

live from my anus:

He perfectly sums America up in 8 minutes 44.