🎶Your own / buildable / grandpa 🎶Someone to lie in bed, 🎶someone who's dead

i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind (thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

wuk lamat i miss you #ffxiv

Every generation needs a Game Cube

NOBODY

me without a switch2 gazing out the window squidwardly

Time to bring this back

making a game where the mechanics and the story can't seem to agree on whether the IAU's 2006 definition of a dwarf planet exists in-setting call that plutonarrative dissonance

let your haters be waddle dees

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

i owe so many video game designers an apology

They didn't even fill all the green bars. Pathetic.

Once a baseball game gets to the 13th inning it's like Balatro runs that go off the rails. No one knows what anything means anymore. The score has an e in it

In 7.4, now you can be!

on National Cat Day, i am presenting you with a cat. if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

Now more than ever we need to bring back the House Hippo PSA.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

running for mayor of translink (a real position) to make this a felony and if "the courts" tell me that's illegal, i will go on all of the buses (which, as mayor of translink, i now own) with a megaphone and shout at people doing this this is a shitpost but also i could get elected on this

Every linguistic descriptivist is allowed one freebie to be mad about, and mine is "sike".

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

oooh look at me I'm a big scary alpha baby strapped to a tree

introducing deadlock's newest hero

oh I never posted my really good ffxiv shiva cutscene edit here

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

im not joining your discord to submit bug reports. may your code be ridden with plague

Hornet dressed like her idols, Metroid & Vania #silksong #art #metroid #castlevania

Google it's Thursday. You are cooked beyond belief.

Imagining 24601 but as it fades out Javert starts the song again for Prisoner 24602

in the Studio Apartmint, straight up "Salmon It"

(running out of money after users generate 1000000000 videos of goofy selling crypto) maybe we can get disney on board

i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along

Another devious creation for the last minute ordering queue....

Since it's October, I can post this pic I have saved on my phone again

I need to focus on Halloween vids so this might be my final Citypost for a while

happy 1 year anniversary to the (contextually) funniest post i’ve ever made

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